a chinese baby called me a pretty girl today

[noyen]

while i was waiting to see the doctor about being suicidal.

i hope that kid grows up to be like iceskater and gets raped.

[Floppy Nono]

would you have felt any better if it called you an ugly girl?

[noyen]

no.

[Ever]

Baby's cry when they see me

[noyen]

if it was a black baby i would have reacted differently.

[Floppy Nono]

Originally Posted by noyen

no.

as long as it could have been worse, it's really not that bad in comparison. What would make that little asian believe you to be a "pretty girl"?

[noyen]

maybe the fact that im a man.

[Floppy Nono]

call me crazy, but i don't think that explains why the kid would think you're a pretty girl

[noyen]

i had my cock out. beating off. since i'm pierced the surge of cum shooting across the metal shot it in all sorts of un-natural directions. thats when the baby piped up with its ignorant comment and "pitty grl goo goo gah gah".

[Ever]

Unlikely. Never at the doctors.

[Floppy Nono]

well that changes everything! you see, the baby wasn't referring to your looks, rather your inability to perform the position of being a proverbial "straight shooter". The baby was only insulting your masculinity not your gender, you should be thankful for this revelation!

[noyen]

my life is like the movie "shortbus". there's beating off and fucking everywhere you turn.

[Floppy Nono]

Originally Posted by Ever

Unlikely. Never at the doctors.

i dont know, i've had a few physicals that ended in a terrible situation similar to this. never underestimate an penis in action.

[Ever]

That's unprofessional.

[Floppy Nono]

thats life!

[noyen]

money exchanged hands in a very discreet and professional manner and no regional, state, federal or international laws were broken.

[Floppy Nono]

some day everything in this thread will be turned into a stereotypical indie movie that will win so many awards nobody cares about, it wont even be funny!

[noyen]

and it was clean and were showers available.

[Ihaman]

Are you suicidal because you once called a masturbating man a pretty girl against your will?

[Rockin' Cherub]

i've been called a girl by little kids ca. 35 times

[pale_princess]

mom and dad is it a boy or a girl?
mom and dad is it a he or a she?

[Rockin' Cherub]

children are the worst people

[Eulogy]

one time my mom's friend's kid said in an elevator:

"look mommy! it's a really really fat man!"

[pale_princess]

you know what's even better than kids? old people. i can't wait to be old and say whatever the hell i want.

my bf's senile old grandma scolded him and said "ACK, YA QUEER!" and makes fun of fat people all the time.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by pale_princess

my bf's senile old grandma scolded him and said "ACK, YA QUEER!" and makes fun of fat people all the time.

hahahaha

[ella]

One time I babysat this little 4 year old psycho! I used to walk him to the library every afternoon, and around the same time this gigantic obese old man would be pushing a cart down the other side of the street. Well one day jimmy asked me why that guy always walks down this street, and why is he so fat. I don't remember what I told him, but then he said, "Well I'd like to slit his throat." I'll never forget that moment...He looked so cold! What 4 year olds say shit like that? what a weirdo!?

[pale_princess]

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

hahahaha

when me and him first started going out, he was telling her about me.

he looked through a magazine and a picture of a black girl.

"this is my girlfriend, grandma."

"she is not!"

"yes! her name is shaniqua. you'll really like her."

*long pause*

"well, she's not coming over here."

[yo soy el mejor]

LOL

[smurfing]

tell the truth, you were there about your gyno

[Halber Mensch]

it was definitely the gyno.