Classic Myspace bulletin:

I Ate My Hamster · 05-13-2007, 07:34 PM

Boy: Where were you last night????

Girl: I was at my grandmothers helping her around the house

Boy: Why didnt you fuckin call me?

Girl: Baby Im sorry i lost track of time

Boy: Not as sorry as your going to be bitch
(the boy grabs her by the hair and slams her to the ground)

Girl: Please baby stop im sorry

Boy: Kicks her in the face and then the ribs and says I called your fuckin grandmothers house you were not fuckin there you lying peice of shit

Girl: Wait stop please let me...

Boy: Steps on her throat and says Shut the fuck up bitch. Get's over the top of her and starts to rape her.

Girl: No baby please Stop please

Boy: I said shut the fuck up and he spit in her face. He then pins her down with her hands above her head, and he penatrates her

Girl: Please stop your hurting me please. She starts to screem and tries to get away

Boy: Bitch if you don't shut up i sware to god ill kill you after a few minutes he finishes and removes the rest of her clothes and pushes her out in the snow, saying stay away from here you nasty bitch.

Girl: Crying and sobbing she takes out a Rolex watch and says today is christmas i was just getting your gift. She gets in her car,
she gets home and takes a long shower....

Two months later she goes to apply for a job and has to take a drug test. The boss comes out and says i have news for you your not on drugs, but you are pregnant. The girl begins to cry and drives home she decides to call the boy but, he doesn't answer.......

6 months later she is almost nine months pregnant and the phone rings its the boy

Girl: I missed you so much i have news for you im pregnant and its your baby!

Boy: Really well................................. Look you nasty bitch that is not my baby get the fuck over me i hate your guts you are a nasty whore fuck you never call me again... ohh yeah, and i never loved you, you were just another piece of ass. The boy hangs up.

Girl: I think its finally over she calls her mom....

Mom: Hi Baby. How are you?

Girl: Im fine how are you?

Mom: Good

Girl: Mom I was callin you to tell you that i love you okay

Mom: I love you to baby. Do you think you are coming over today?

Girl: Nah i think im just going to take a long nap

Mom: Okay, bye then baby, sleep tight

Girl: I will mom goodnight. Hangs up.

Mom realizes its only nine am and has a bad feeling she drives over to her daughters house opens the door and see's her daughter hanging from the ceiling fan, her wrists are cut and shes not breathing she is rushed to the hospital. The baby is saved............................................. ...............................................

15 years later the baby, all grown now, kills her father, the man that conceived her and raped her mother and then kills herself.

If you have a heart then repost this for guys repost this (I would never) Girl repost this (I hate boys like this)

if u dont somebody in ur family will get hurt...

redbull · 05-13-2007, 07:37 PM

this is great spam material

Nimrod's Son · 05-13-2007, 07:39 PM

happy mothers day everyone

Geek USA · 05-13-2007, 07:44 PM

what kind of friends you have on myspace, wayne?

Rockin' Cherub · 05-13-2007, 07:49 PM

story of my life

mpp · 05-13-2007, 07:53 PM

that's sad

why would anyone send that out on the internet? No one has a concept of love anymore.

benjamin619 · 05-13-2007, 07:57 PM

where was she keeping the rolex?!

Nimrod's Son · 05-13-2007, 07:58 PM

that story reminded me of the gift of the magi

I Ate My Hamster · 05-13-2007, 08:05 PM

I like how he vocalizes all of this actions. Quite a dialogue.

Nimrod's Son · 05-13-2007, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Ate My Hamster

I like how he vocalizes all of this actions. Quite a dialogue.

you have obviously never raped a girl

I Ate My Hamster · 05-13-2007, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

what kind of friends you have on myspace, wayne?

Fucking retards, apparently.

Nimrod's Son · 05-13-2007, 08:10 PM

Mablak · 05-13-2007, 08:13 PM

It's fascinating how the saved child instinctually kills her father 15 years later. It really makes you think.

D. · 05-14-2007, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Ate My Hamster

The boss comes out and says i have news for you your not on drugs, but you are pregnant.

best part

Karl Connor · 05-14-2007, 12:22 AM

im chris hansen with dateline nbc

El Scorcho · 05-14-2007, 12:47 AM

JokeyLoki · 05-14-2007, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

happy mothers day everyone

Jinkas · 05-14-2007, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Ate My Hamster

see's her daughter hanging from the ceiling fan, her wrists are cut

Completist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Ate My Hamster

15 years later the baby, all grown now

Poor little stunted girl.

tear stained glass · 05-14-2007, 03:52 AM

this reminds me of karate bullfighter where oyama rapes chiyako and she ends up falling in love with him in the end.

except this is kind of cooler because he metaphorically karate chops her heart and in so doing seals his fate.

05-13-2007, 07:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 2,912	Classic Myspace bulletin: Boy: Where were you last night???? Girl: I was at my grandmothers helping her around the house Boy: Why didnt you fuckin call me? Girl: Baby Im sorry i lost track of time Boy: Not as sorry as your going to be bitch (the boy grabs her by the hair and slams her to the ground) Girl: Please baby stop im sorry Boy: Kicks her in the face and then the ribs and says I called your fuckin grandmothers house you were not fuckin there you lying peice of shit Girl: Wait stop please let me... Boy: Steps on her throat and says Shut the fuck up bitch. Get's over the top of her and starts to rape her. Girl: No baby please Stop please Boy: I said shut the fuck up and he spit in her face. He then pins her down with her hands above her head, and he penatrates her Girl: Please stop your hurting me please. She starts to screem and tries to get away Boy: Bitch if you don't shut up i sware to god ill kill you after a few minutes he finishes and removes the rest of her clothes and pushes her out in the snow, saying stay away from here you nasty bitch. Girl: Crying and sobbing she takes out a Rolex watch and says today is christmas i was just getting your gift. She gets in her car, she gets home and takes a long shower.... Two months later she goes to apply for a job and has to take a drug test. The boss comes out and says i have news for you your not on drugs, but you are pregnant. The girl begins to cry and drives home she decides to call the boy but, he doesn't answer....... 6 months later she is almost nine months pregnant and the phone rings its the boy Girl: I missed you so much i have news for you im pregnant and its your baby! Boy: Really well................................. Look you nasty bitch that is not my baby get the fuck over me i hate your guts you are a nasty whore fuck you never call me again... ohh yeah, and i never loved you, you were just another piece of ass. The boy hangs up. Girl: I think its finally over she calls her mom.... Mom: Hi Baby. How are you? Girl: Im fine how are you? Mom: Good Girl: Mom I was callin you to tell you that i love you okay Mom: I love you to baby. Do you think you are coming over today? Girl: Nah i think im just going to take a long nap Mom: Okay, bye then baby, sleep tight Girl: I will mom goodnight. Hangs up. Mom realizes its only nine am and has a bad feeling she drives over to her daughters house opens the door and see's her daughter hanging from the ceiling fan, her wrists are cut and shes not breathing she is rushed to the hospital. The baby is saved............................................. ............................................... 15 years later the baby, all grown now, kills her father, the man that conceived her and raped her mother and then kills herself. If you have a heart then repost this for guys repost this (I would never) Girl repost this (I hate boys like this) if u dont somebody in ur family will get hurt...

05-14-2007, 12:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
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05-13-2007, 07:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
redbull Braindead Location: rims big, make the car look like it's two stories Posts: 16,357	this is great spam material

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Nimrod's Son ٩(●̮̮̃•̃) Location: I like short girls with long straight hair who dress like boys and like to drink. Posts: 68,537	happy mothers day everyone

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Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,210	story of my life

05-13-2007, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
mpp clamshells clappin Posts: 6,896	that's sad why would anyone send that out on the internet? No one has a concept of love anymore.

05-13-2007, 07:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
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Nimrod's Son ٩(●̮̮̃•̃) Location: I like short girls with long straight hair who dress like boys and like to drink. Posts: 68,537	that story reminded me of the gift of the magi

05-13-2007, 08:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 2,912	I like how he vocalizes all of this actions. Quite a dialogue.

05-13-2007, 08:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Nimrod's Son ٩(●̮̮̃•̃) Location: I like short girls with long straight hair who dress like boys and like to drink. Posts: 68,537

05-13-2007, 08:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,016	It's fascinating how the saved child instinctually kills her father 15 years later. It really makes you think.

05-14-2007, 12:22 AM	#15 (permalink)
Karl Connor want some candy? Posts: 18,875	im chris hansen with dateline nbc

05-14-2007, 03:52 AM	#19 (permalink)
tear stained glass low-life Location: california...knows how to party Posts: 7,623	this reminds me of karate bullfighter where oyama rapes chiyako and she ends up falling in love with him in the end. except this is kind of cooler because he metaphorically karate chops her heart and in so doing seals his fate.