Fucking Vending Machine!!!!

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 10:54 AM

Stupid cunts who fill the vending machine at working are freakin' tards!!! They have two rows for Pop Tarts, but instead of having one flavour on one row and the other on the other row, they stagger the flavours on both rows! So instead of being able to buy my Cinnamon Pop Tarts whenever I want, I now have to wait for someone to buy the goddamn nasty, chemically laced, puke inducing Strawberry one's from either row to get my Cinnamon!

FUCKING STOOOOOPID!

Kisses.

Mayfuck · 08-10-2006, 10:57 AM

you and shannon need to team up

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 10:58 AM

well, the vending machine people could very well be illegals . . .

ChristHimself! · 08-10-2006, 11:01 AM

gods sake

some poofs just freak out over the smallest things

myosis · 08-10-2006, 11:03 AM

i understand, strawberry makes me want to KILL!!!!

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

gods sake

some poofs just freak out over the smallest things

i know too much about you. you sure you want to start this?

EDIT: and if it's small, of course we freak out!

duovamp · 08-10-2006, 11:07 AM

Some people just don't care about the quality of work they produce... It's a damn shame.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

gods sake

some poofs just freak out over the smallest things

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5...nebyduohy0.jpg

It's pretty low quality (like everything I do in Photoshop) but in my defense, I was in a hurry.

Quiet CD · 08-10-2006, 11:12 AM

i'm totally an addict for cinnamon pop tarts too... thankfully we have a little store where i work and a huge box of them for me to pay a buck for 2 pop tarts.

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Some people just don't care about the quality of work they produce... It's a damn shame.

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5...nebyduohy0.jpg

It's pretty low quality (like everything I do in Photoshop) but in my defense, I was in a hurry.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah a. I prefer the low quality on this one.

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiet CD

i'm totally an addict for cinnamon pop tarts too... thankfully we have a little store where i work and a huge box of them for me to pay a buck for 2 pop tarts.

pfft. though i hate our fucking evil vending machine, i get two for $.50.

Skradgee · 08-10-2006, 11:23 AM

This is for myosis...

http://forums.netphoria.org/attachme...id=30352&stc=1

edit: what the crap...someone post that pic directly in the thread

myosis · 08-10-2006, 11:35 AM

did you draw this? i'll make it into an avatar someday.

KrazeeStacee · 08-10-2006, 11:35 AM

Mmmm I could go for some pop tarts. Or anything edible right now.

=\ 15 minutes left.

Nimrod's Son · 08-10-2006, 11:38 AM

wow, life is really hard for this guy

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 11:40 AM

i know. isn't it horrible.

meow · 08-10-2006, 03:40 PM

i understand your pain. not necessarily worth a thread on netphoria, but hell, we are all human and we make mistakes (except for sppunk, of course)

anyhow, they used to stagger the nutrigrain bars at my work (the social club has a vending machine and they fill it with whatever). Now, i hate nutrigrain bars, but i used to always have to be the one to open up the vending machine to get someone another flavour (i sat right next to it). finally one day, it needed to be filled, so i did it myself and i put 3 rows for 3 flavours, rather than staggering it. PROBLEM SOLVED.

bardy · 08-10-2006, 03:44 PM

what the hell, why did you have the key to the vending machine? Did you just take stuff out for free

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-10-2006, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3999/vsyw5.jpg

myosis · 08-10-2006, 03:49 PM

social club needs to be run by some people, brady...
here we don't have a vending machine, we let the stuff in the cafeteria with a money jar and we trust people to pay for what they take.

benjamin619 · 08-10-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitch Hedburg

I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owner. "Hey, which candy bar are you getting?" "That one...and every one on the bottom row!"

.

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meow

i understand your pain. not necessarily worth a thread on netphoria, but hell, we are all human and we make mistakes (except for sppunk, of course)

What? Like this place is full of deep, thought-provoking threads. Pfft.

benjamin619 · 08-10-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

wow, life is really hard for this guy

ehy. good point. self-obsessed, whiny threads about insignificant details of everyday life are my terrioty. what the fuck aeroplane?

Fathoms (unadored) · 08-10-2006, 04:38 PM

wow. I read this at an inattentive glance as "You Send it Machina!!!"

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benjamin619

ehy. good point. self-obsessed, whiny threads about insignificant details of everyday life are my terrioty. what the fuck aeroplane?

well, you weren't around this morning!

mirrar · 08-10-2006, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3999/vsyw5.jpg

i love seeing joe in places i don't expect him

spa ced · 08-10-2006, 10:23 PM

vending machines are the devil.

Mablak · 08-10-2006, 10:41 PM

Anyone who prefers cinammon is a charlatan. That's the real problem. Fruity pop tarts are the only worthwhile kind, the same applies to saltwater taffy and jellybeans.

TheCatCameBack · 08-10-2006, 11:17 PM

Cinnamon?

Man, Canadians get gypped. I've never even heard of that.

Aeroplane · 08-10-2006, 11:20 PM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Lollipop · 08-11-2006, 12:00 AM

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1...artsbyLola.jpg

08-10-2006, 10:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,533	Fucking Vending Machine!!!! Stupid cunts who fill the vending machine at working are freakin' tards!!! They have two rows for Pop Tarts, but instead of having one flavour on one row and the other on the other row, they stagger the flavours on both rows! So instead of being able to buy my Cinnamon Pop Tarts whenever I want, I now have to wait for someone to buy the goddamn nasty, chemically laced, puke inducing Strawberry one's from either row to get my Cinnamon! FUCKING STOOOOOPID! Kisses.

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08-10-2006, 10:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mayfuck womyn as lovers Location: l'isle joyeuse Posts: 56,805	you and shannon need to team up

08-10-2006, 10:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,533	well, the vending machine people could very well be illegals . . .

08-10-2006, 11:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,538	gods sake some poofs just freak out over the smallest things

08-10-2006, 11:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
myosis Apocalyptic Poster Location: ^ Mille excuses Milady Posts: 2,636	i understand, strawberry makes me want to KILL!!!!

08-10-2006, 11:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
Quiet CD Apocalyptic Poster Location: wherever you aren't Posts: 3,216	i'm totally an addict for cinnamon pop tarts too... thankfully we have a little store where i work and a huge box of them for me to pay a buck for 2 pop tarts.

08-10-2006, 11:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
myosis Apocalyptic Poster Location: ^ Mille excuses Milady Posts: 2,636	did you draw this? i'll make it into an avatar someday.

08-10-2006, 11:35 AM	#13 (permalink)
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,007	Mmmm I could go for some pop tarts. Or anything edible right now. =\ 15 minutes left.

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Nimrod's Son ٩(●̮̮̃•̃) Location: I like short girls with long straight hair who dress like boys and like to drink. Posts: 68,537	wow, life is really hard for this guy

08-10-2006, 11:40 AM	#15 (permalink)
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,533	i know. isn't it horrible.

08-10-2006, 03:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
meow This User Title Sucks Location: Awesome Stuff! Human Skull! Posts: 27,740	i understand your pain. not necessarily worth a thread on netphoria, but hell, we are all human and we make mistakes (except for sppunk, of course) anyhow, they used to stagger the nutrigrain bars at my work (the social club has a vending machine and they fill it with whatever). Now, i hate nutrigrain bars, but i used to always have to be the one to open up the vending machine to get someone another flavour (i sat right next to it). finally one day, it needed to be filled, so i did it myself and i put 3 rows for 3 flavours, rather than staggering it. PROBLEM SOLVED.

08-10-2006, 03:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
bardy boogey boogey Location: would you like a bite of my stick? Posts: 20,367	what the hell, why did you have the key to the vending machine? Did you just take stuff out for free

08-10-2006, 03:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
myosis Apocalyptic Poster Location: ^ Mille excuses Milady Posts: 2,636	social club needs to be run by some people, brady... here we don't have a vending machine, we let the stuff in the cafeteria with a money jar and we trust people to pay for what they take.

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Fathoms (unadored) Beefcake Status Posts: 4,665	wow. I read this at an inattentive glance as "You Send it Machina!!!"

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spa ced penis expert Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,306	vending machines are the devil.

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Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,014	Anyone who prefers cinammon is a charlatan. That's the real problem. Fruity pop tarts are the only worthwhile kind, the same applies to saltwater taffy and jellybeans.

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TheCatCameBack Pledge Location: Canada Posts: 244	Cinnamon? Man, Canadians get gypped. I've never even heard of that.

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