The Chronicles of Narnia

[The A]

My bird made me watch this last night and with me not being a bird or a fella who is 'good with colours' I obviously thought it was shit. But that Mr Tumescence, the Faun, did get me thinking about what animal-human combos I would fuck.

Fauns, right, I couldn't find a female one so here is Britney Spears as a faun that I gimped together:



She would have to proper shave her legs and that but I have nothing against shagging a faun, so that is one.

Mermaids. Its a given. They are all slags and always have awesome racks. That is two.



Centaurs is where I draw the line. There is no way I am fucking a massive bird with massive a horses gash. It would be like opening a window and fucking the night. I'm not doing it, there is nothing in it for me at all. But here is a shit drawing of a ginger one for all you weirdos:



The Minator is a guy so I'm not off near him, the Sphinx isn't even real so I'm not bothering with it and I am currently thinking about what if spider man had a daughter, would she count?

Have I covered the lot here? There has to be more?

[Karl Connor]

what

[Izzle]

Originally Posted by The A

what if spider man had a daughter, would she count?

at first glance i thought this said "what if a spider and a man had a daughter?" ie what if a man and a female spider decided to have offspring. well, first off, i'd feel sorry as fuck for the man because 1) he'd be in the deadliest, scariest, most hopeless and unsexy embrace in the whole universe, and 2) he'd probably suffer a very painful and greatly undeserved death shortly afterwards.

but assuming they managed to produce an attractive human daughter with 8 well shaved womanly legs...that might be interesting. to watch. from the outside of a very secure perspex spidergirl cage.

[celluloid_love]

8 legs = 4 vaginas!

or 7 vaginas, depending on how that would work.

[The A]

Originally Posted by celluloid_love

8 legs = 4 vaginas!

or 7 vaginas, depending on how that would work.

Using my extensive knowledge of half spider women, i figure the total possible number of fun holes to be 8. 6 vadges, 1 arsehole and 1 mouth - as you can see from this scan of a naked spider women from an old biology text book I happen to own:

[Aeroplane]

five stars!