Panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on 06.06.06...

TIMb · 06-05-2006, 02:34 AM

Freehold, Iowa - A number of panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on June 6th, 2006. This date raises concern among church members since the numbers of that day also identify the son of Satan, the "Beast" from the book of Revelation. No decent, Christian family wants the little red bottom of the devil's spawn perched on a limb of their family tree, taking a dump on the branches below, much less sitting in a high-chair at the dinner table listening in on family prayers while quietly finalizing plans to sodomize mommy with the family vacuum. As such, Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have put together a checklist of recommended actions one should take if their baby is being born or was born on 06-06-06....

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Sonic Johnny · 06-05-2006, 02:36 AM

Ugly · 06-05-2006, 03:39 AM

The only way I would believe in all this jazz if The Omen remake makes 66.6 million dollars on Tuesday.

ChristHimself! · 06-05-2006, 03:55 AM

This is genius timb. This is probably the best news post you have ever made. That link is also great, I wasn't expecting it to be so funny.

ChristHimself! · 06-05-2006, 03:56 AM

Creation Scientists have observed that the so-called "taint" (the disagreeable area between the genitals and the anus) is where demons are most likely to post messages for each other.

Luke de Spa · 06-05-2006, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

This is genius timb. This is probably the best news post you have ever made. That link is also great, I wasn't expecting it to be so funny.

i can't work this thread out at all

TIMb · 06-05-2006, 04:37 AM

pffffft. read every third word in the first post.

JokeyLoki · 06-05-2006, 05:42 AM

I love that website...

Nimrod's Son · 06-05-2006, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

Creation Scientists have observed that the so-called "taint" (the disagreeable area between the genitals and the anus) is where demons are most likely to post messages for each other.

I hope you know Ladover Baptist is a parody site

ChristHimself! · 06-05-2006, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

I hope you know Ladover Baptist is a parody site

yeah i noticed, it's just that when I saw this thread I didn't read the paragraph, I went straight to the site expecting it all to be serious

06-05-2006, 02:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
TIMb MCMLXXXI Location: i am the terror that flaps in the night Posts: 6,592	Panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on 06.06.06... Freehold, Iowa - A number of panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on June 6th, 2006. This date raises concern among church members since the numbers of that day also identify the son of Satan, the "Beast" from the book of Revelation. No decent, Christian family wants the little red bottom of the devil's spawn perched on a limb of their family tree, taking a dump on the branches below, much less sitting in a high-chair at the dinner table listening in on family prayers while quietly finalizing plans to sodomize mommy with the family vacuum. As such, Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have put together a checklist of recommended actions one should take if their baby is being born or was born on 06-06-06.... more

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06-05-2006, 02:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sonic Johnny Minion of Satan Location: four nine five three one, five eight three, six seven one three Posts: 8,853

06-05-2006, 03:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,605	This is genius timb. This is probably the best news post you have ever made. That link is also great, I wasn't expecting it to be so funny.

06-05-2006, 03:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,605	Creation Scientists have observed that the so-called "taint" (the disagreeable area between the genitals and the anus) is where demons are most likely to post messages for each other.

06-05-2006, 04:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
TIMb MCMLXXXI Location: i am the terror that flaps in the night Posts: 6,592	pffffft. read every third word in the first post.

06-05-2006, 05:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 22,248	I love that website...