ITT you mention a good scene in a crap movie

[ChristHimself!]

I thought this movie was pretty crummy but this scene just had me creasing myself... This is taken from the script, but I think it's an early version.

Scary Movie 2:

A plaque reads: "Once you go black, you never go back"...

Sitting on the base of the statue are CINDY and SHORTY.

CINDY:
So, do you think you made it into the class?

SHORTY:
I don't know, but I sure hope so.

CINDY:
You could use the grade, huh?

SHORTY
Nah, I need a place to stay. So how do you like being in college?

CINDY:
Okay, I guess. It's so intimidating. You know being away from home, not knowing anyone. I feel like such a geek sometimes. Everyone's so cool and I'm so not.

SHORTY:
Aww, you aint that bad. You just need a little flava. First thing we gotta do is get you some new gear.

CINDY:
Huh?

SHORTY:
Gear. You know, clothing.

CINDY:
Oh.

SHORTY:
Let's start with some rhythm. Sway back and forth like this.

Shorty demonstrates. Cindy begins to mimic, clumsily.

SHORTY: Yeah.... something like that. Now, go left, right, left, right, crossover kick...

Shorty demonstrates. Cindy follows.

CINDY: Left, right, left, right, crossover kick...

SHORTY: Now you gotta learn the correct slang.

Shorty begins to demonstrate.

CINDY: Yo! That jacket is tight.

SHORTY: Yeah, now go uhn, uhn, uhn!

CINDY: Uhn! Uhn! Uhn!

SHORTY: Yeah, you feel that? Now put it all together.

Cindy now completely rhythmic and soulful, executes the combination, just as a nicely dressed YOUNG FEMALE STUDENT passes by.

CINDY: Left...

POW!!! Cindy connects with the student's jaw.

CINDY: Right..

POW!!! Another crunching blow.

CINDY: Left... Right..

POW!!! Two more hits

CINDY: Crossover kick...

Cindy smashes her foot to the face of the student. The student falls to the ground.

CINDY: Uhn! That jacket is tight. Now run that shit, bitch. YAMEAN!?!

The student nervously gives Cindy her nice leather jacket. Cindy slaps Shorty high-five. The student takes off running. Cindy puts on the jacket and poses in a gangster lean.

[wHATcOLOR]

ice age 2 the meltdown when diego finally shows his respect for sid and admits that the pack really benefits from having sid as a member

[ChristHimself!]

I remember seeing the first one back at college, i was pretty glazed and it was the opening day so it was packed with kids

I must have looked like a paedo or something, I enjoyed it though, I liked the squirrel

[tcm]

could you and would you explain the phrase to crease oneself?

[ChristHimself!]

to piss yourself laughing

my assumption would be that the saying comes from doubling over laughing

[tcm]

i was wondering whether it referred directly somehow to defecating or urinating, thus figuratively to laughing, or rather to wrinkling of the face or doubling over. thanks.

[ChristHimself!]

aw shit

where's some movie where iirc someone randomly falls on stairs and breaks their neck and it's pretty fucking hilarious

i cant think what it is

[ChristHimself!]

no its not that

now that i've come back to the thread and re-read it, im thinking they actually trip on stairs and either shoot themselves or someone else, instantly killing them

but i still have no idea what movie it is

that sounds pretty funny though

[Izzle]

the scene in any bog-standard channel 5 b-movie thriller where some dude who is a spy with amnesia hacks into the computer files to rediscover his identity

[alisonmonster]

the scene in the Wedding Crashers with the Will Ferrel cameo: 'Ma! The fucking meatloaf!!' That was funny, otherwise the movie was pretty boring and stupid.

[ryan patrick]

the Hitler's Car sequence in Rat Race

[KrazeeStacee]

When they burned the father in The Hills Have Eyes

[ravenguy2000]

Originally Posted by alexthestampede

the christopher walken scene in "annie hall"

um

[severin]

in cinderella story at that costume party/dance thingy, there's that one guy dressed like neo from matrix, and that other guy goes like "mr. anderson" in a total agent smith voice. unsuspected and funny.



the same with the "usual suspects" - scene in dukes of hazard, when that stiffler guy makes tha hand and blow thing and the "...just like that..."


robots:

when the big domino game drops and there is that one big domino-stone shot from below, and when it falls over it passes by a lamp and for a very short moment there's the score of 2001 - a space odyssey being played, exactly when the domino stone eclipses the light of the lamp.

i'm sure i know more. there's at least one good scene in nearly every shitty movie i've seen

[Aeroplane]

if the movie sucked, then i probably blocked it from memory, good scenes and all

[neopryn]

Originally Posted by alisonmonster

the scene in the Wedding Crashers with the Will Ferrel cameo: 'Ma! The fucking meatloaf!!' That was funny, otherwise the movie was pretty boring and stupid.

great call

"what is she doing back there?...i never know what she's doing back there..."

i actually bought the DVD with almost no intention of watching any other scene ever

[TuralyonW3]

When Nicole Kidman masturbated herself in The Hours.



oh wait that didn't happen. well shit I guess that movie just sucked.

[TuralyonW3]

But seriously, in Crash, when the credits roll.

[Ugly]

Get Rich or Die Trying
The intercutting between Fiddy's "resurrection" (after he's been shot) in the hospital with his birth as a child. Very well done.

Fantastic Four
When the FF actually DID something and fought Doom at the end.

Poseidon
The "rogue wave" scene 15 minutes in.

Da Vinci Code
The final scene when Hanks realizes where the "Holy Grail" is.

Bridget Jones' Diary: The Edge of Reason
The "I believe in a Thing Called Love" fight between the two guys at the end. Hugh Grant should just play assholes for the rest of his career. He's so good at it.