i think i'm hilarious much of the time

Originally posted by **********
reading an Adam M thread is generally like punching yourself in the brain

would that be through the skull or physically taking your brain out and punching it?

<font color="ff9c70">:/ i dont know why i havent dropped this font color and avatar thing yet

Yep. More importantly, other people seem to agree

not very often.

i still giggle at the thought of my explding jesus gif, however

Yes
its the only positive thought I have about myself.

I think I can be.

i think i'm hilarious, both online and in real life


my ability to be charming is one of the best things i have going for me

i'm also the only funny person who has posted in this thread so far

except for patrick

sometimes. it's all anyone ever wrote in my yearbooks. "hey tim, damn you're a funny kid. hags"

Originally posted by **********
i think you have the best avatar mxzombie thanks bro

what do you call a west virginian with a sheep under each arm???



a pimp


there's the proof, i'm not funny

I think of a lot of things that I personally find amusing. I suppose that's not quite the same, though.

nope, next question.

Originally posted by Ugly
nope, next question.
2) Do you think ****** is funny?

when i had friends it was generally accepted that i was pretty hilarious. now that i don't i'm out of practice and am tremendously dull and unfunny.

i like to think i'm at least mildly amusing on here though.

people always laugh at me when im on drugs.

no

oh yeah, i can still work a room when drunk.

for instance the other night on shrooms

me: i generally don't get auditory hallucinations when i'm on psychedelics
some girl: why would you use such a big word?
me: "auditory hallucinations"?
some girl: yeah. why don't you say....ear hole noises.
me: .... because i'm not a fucking idiot.

Sassy Molassey

Originally posted by xtina
I think I'm hilarious, but I know no one else does.

fuck you xtina

i'm quite witty, but not to an obnoxious extent.

In person, yes I am.

Online, not so much, but I did make liquid J laugh about stealing his neighbor's steak. So that's something.

Originally posted by Sean Casey
i'm also the only funny person who has posted in this thread so far

You're still the only funny person who has posted in this thread so far.

Other than ******.

i find myself to be funny in an asshole kind of way. i realize that most of my jokes fall flat and im willing to accept this

Originally posted by neopryn
oh yeah, i can still work a room when drunk.
I'm pretty sure that, as drunkeness in a non-depressed individual increases, the probability that he will believe he's affable, charming and witty approaches 1.

i had to read that twice before i could understand it. nice work.

nope, not really. i have a tendency to be corny sometimes but my jokes are usually really really really lame. i also have a tendency to be way too serious much of the time. i think that's one of my biggest drawbacks.

i dont tell jokes either man. i am the master at situational comedy. little funny things here and there

Do I think I am? not really.

Do other people think I am? yes. I don't know why.

Originally posted by MeAndMyLlama
i realize that most of my jokes fall flat and im willing to accept this

You seem to be unwilling to accept that you aren't funny.

Originally posted by ******
i dont tell jokes either man. i am the master at situational comedy. little funny things here and there


Situational comedy is based off misunderstandings, which is the lowest form of humor....EVER. All that's required to be funny is general perceptiveness.


When you apply wit to it, then it becomes funny. It's a trait all gay men share.

You mean potty humor isn't the lowest form of humor? Thank goodness, maybe I am funny.

Originally posted by Trotskilicious


You're still the only funny person who has posted in this thread so far.

Other than ******.

nope.

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
nope.

Thank god.

Originally posted by Ihaman
When you apply wit to it, then it becomes funny. It's a trait all gay men share.
I've met some really shit-stupid gay guys (you know, literal walking stereotypes: "Oh. My. God. Anton, honey, look at the hair on that dyke; isn't it just tragic?!" — paroxysms of laughter ensue etc. etc.). Secret Gay Code or gay man comedically biased towards other gay men?

everyone can be funny at times

only if you get a kick out of insane drug induced rambling.

If make a thread about being funny chances are you're not.

I think if people admit to thinking they are funny they aren't funny.

SC is the exception to the rule though.

i really can be funny in real life.
but online... no way.

Originally posted by **********




That's pretty true - every gay I know is hilarious.


god i love gay people.

i think i've racked up about 600 rofls in my time on netphoria. that's not too bad.

i'm way past my prime though.

Originally posted by Izzle
i think i've racked up about 600 rofls in my time on netphoria. that's not too bad.

i'm way past my prime though.

ROFLS from chris_bakewell mean diddly squat.

Or Sapphire. :rofl: Especially Sapphire. :rofl:

Originally posted by Trotskilicious


ROFLS from chris_bakewell mean diddly squat.

he's more real than you are

Originally posted by Trotskilicious
Or Sapphire. :rofl: Especially Sapphire. :rofl:

he's more deluded than i am

i respect that

Originally posted by Izzle


he's more real than you are

I'm the realest nigga you neva met, bitch.

I'm funny. All the high school drop outs at work think so, at least.

Do you think im funny netphoria?













ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1746076">

I think you're funny.

cool

Originally posted by Ihaman

It's a trait all gay men share.

Speak for yourself. Stop propagating stereotypes about gays that I can't live up to. :mad:
The gay community is already brutal when it comes to scrutinizing physical appearance...now you're telling me that not only do I have to be drop dead gorgeous but that I have to be funny also?
Well i'm fucked.

WOAH BUDDY.

Originally posted by Trotskilicious
I think if people admit to thinking they are funny they aren't funny.


i wish this worked for thinking you're fat and ugly and hopeless.

unless i'm the exception there too

Originally posted by Sean Casey


i wish this worked for thinking you're fat and ugly and hopeless.

unless i'm the exception there too

We should make a club.