View Full Version : my dad is throwing out the first pitch at the reds game on sunday!


Helena Handbasket
06-08-2005, 05:15 PM
I think that's pretty cool.

wHATcOLOR
06-08-2005, 05:16 PM
helena handbasket's mayor dad beats his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WFMU
06-08-2005, 05:24 PM
<img src="http://www.ci.portsmouth.oh.us/government/images/mayor_and_staff.gif">

"i'm so gonna strike that motherfucker out"

sppunk
06-08-2005, 05:36 PM
My father was a better mayor than yours will ever be.

2Marlon2Brando
06-08-2005, 07:08 PM
dude, seriously, do you try and have poor grammar just to make light of the fact that you work for a newspaper

Helena Handbasket
06-09-2005, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by WFMU
<img src="http://www.ci.portsmouth.oh.us/government/images/mayor_and_staff.gif">

"i'm so gonna strike that motherfucker out"

Omg! It's Crystal! And my dad! And Jerry!!

Fun fact: remember bethany from the other thread? She and Jerry used to be engaged. Imagine that!

Boner
06-09-2005, 03:17 PM
Helena, your dad looks sooooo white.

Anda
06-09-2005, 03:32 PM
sweet, at home??

wHATcOLOR
06-09-2005, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
helena handbasket's mayor dad beats his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boner
06-09-2005, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Anda
sweet, at home??

No, the mayor of Portsmouth, Ohio is throwing out the first pitch in Baltimore.

Anda
06-09-2005, 03:40 PM
Ok, i wasnt sure and didnt know he was the major for Portsmouth.

Boner
06-09-2005, 03:42 PM
Sorry, I thought she said that in this thread.

wHATcOLOR
06-09-2005, 03:42 PM
he's a freaking wife-beater guys, don't you care??

Boner
06-09-2005, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
he's a freaking wife-beater guys, don't you care??

THAT IS AWESOME!!!

Helena Handbasket
06-09-2005, 04:53 PM
Dad doesn't beat mom.

The game is in Cinci. It's Portsmouth Day, for some reason.

wHATcOLOR
06-09-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
Dad doesn't beat mom.

The game is in Cinci. It's Portsmouth Day, for some reason.

typical appeaser response. protect the family. it's very understandable, and not a little sad. you're really just enabling his behavior, dear

Helena Handbasket
06-09-2005, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Jerome


typical appeaser response. protect the family. it's very understandable, and not a little sad. you're really just enabling his behavior, dear

My family may be appalachiain, but we're not THAT appalachiain.

wHATcOLOR
06-09-2005, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


My family may be appalachiain, but we're not THAT appalachiain.

i don't really even know what that means, i was just trying to have some fun!

Helena Handbasket
06-09-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Jerome


i don't really even know what that means, i was just trying to have some fun!

Haven't you ever seen the Appalachian (am I even spelling that right?) ER skit on Saturday Night Live? I shit you not, 9 times out of 10 that's what watching the local news is like.. but I think they do it on purpose!

wHATcOLOR
06-09-2005, 05:08 PM
nah, i hardly ever watch tv, and never really have on saturday nights anyways...

but i retract my statements about your dad beating your mom, i was hoping for more of a reaction ;)

Graveflower
06-09-2005, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


Omg! It's Crystal! And my dad! And Jerry!!

Fun fact: remember bethany from the other thread? She and Jerry used to be engaged. Imagine that!

i wanted to impress you with my googling
it's about all i have to go on :(

Helena Handbasket
06-09-2005, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey


i wanted to impress you with my googling
it's about all i have to go on :(

It worked!

Boner
06-09-2005, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
My father was a better mayor than yours will ever be.

I'd rather rule a Cincy suburb of 21,000 people than a Longview, Texas suburb of 5,500.