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GlasgowKiss
05-20-2005, 08:12 PM
I was miserable when i was eating my salad, and now that iv used up all the dressing iv made everyone else miserable. I want to gorge myself, seriously.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:15 PM
2 bluebery pis, that'll be 6.28318 sir. thank you for shopping at "i hate myself for these miserable puns bakery" where the buns aren't the only thing that are stale

*suffocates self*

smashingjj
05-20-2005, 08:15 PM
:banoonoo:

GlasgowKiss
05-20-2005, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
2 bluebery pis, that'll be 6.28318 sir. thank you for shopping at "i hate myself for these miserable puns bakery" where the buns aren't the only thing that are stale

*suffocates self*

Yeah. Im lame now.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:17 PM
i meant ME! i'm the lame one!

chris_bakewell
05-20-2005, 08:17 PM
i'll bake you some!

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:17 PM
I'll feed you two pies through an IV. If you're good, I'll give you two more pies and then that will make IV.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:18 PM
cause i multiplied an approximation of pi by two and figured the fact that you said iv instead of ive (lost an e) would be symmetrical with me saying pi insteand of pie


:cry: i wasn't saying you were lame!

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:18 PM
Astonishing.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:19 PM
lie's was good though

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:21 PM
Yours was way more involved.

GlasgowKiss
05-20-2005, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
cause i multiplied an approximation of pi by two and figured the fact that you said iv instead of ive (lost an e) would be symmetrical with me saying pi insteand of pie


:cry: i wasn't saying you were lame!

Shit that would have been awesome if i werent so lame as to not know the pi times table. I just assumed it was a really wry joke about some circle of hell where they charged you in really precise figures and you never have the right change.

You rock so much that i have to imagine ways to make your jokes work if i dont understand them because i have THAT MUCH FAITH.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:22 PM
u guys are gr8

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:23 PM
Stop it, you're making me blush.

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:24 PM
HAHA I EDITED MY POST AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE LIE IS BLUSHING FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON!!!

(i said simplicity can be powerful and elegant)


lets get affectation in here so this thread degrates into a mudslinging petty bitch fest

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:25 PM
Who are you?

GlasgowKiss
05-20-2005, 08:25 PM
And why are women afraid of small things, you know what men are afraid of? Bloody great big angry elephants, thats what.

killer_tomato
05-20-2005, 08:27 PM
coming from someone who's afraid of the insects in their room even shittier than it would be normally craig

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
And why are women afraid of small things, you know what men are afraid of? Bloody great big angry elephants, thats what.

Bloody great big angry elephants ripping off their small things.

GlasgowKiss
05-20-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by killer_tomato
coming from someone who's afraid of the insects in their room even shittier than it would be normally craig

timur says:
is it frightening
Craig@Hats says:
no
Craig@Hats says:
im bigger than it

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Lie
Who are you?

who is who, me? i'm the former liquid-j, now off of medication

Lie
05-20-2005, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Jerome
who is who, me? i'm the former liquid-j, now off of medication

Oh, okay. I haven't been around lately.

GlasgowKiss
05-20-2005, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Lie


Oh, okay. I haven't been around lately.

dont fall for that, its mayfuck :rofl:

Lie
05-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by GlasgowKiss


dont fall for that, its mayfuck :rofl:

I've accepted the fact that it could always be Mayfuck.

DeviousJ
05-20-2005, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Lie


I've accepted the fact that it could always be Mayfuck.

It's a pretty safe default

Mariner
05-20-2005, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by Jerome


who is who, me? i'm the former liquid-j, now off of medication

affy bait!

wHATcOLOR
05-20-2005, 09:13 PM
apparently ever word out of my mouth is potentially affy bait so there's no sense in censoring most topics. and he's been thoroughly thrashed today so ideally he'll just lay low for a few days