I drive like a grandma and I like it.

i drive fast as hell
it's a lot more fun

move bitch, get out the way

Maybe you shouldnt chat in the fucking cinema then. Its called karma, you arsehole.

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Maybe you shouldnt chat in the fucking cinema then. Its called karma, you arsehole. Man thanks for bring me back down to earth

i'm doin a hundred on the highway!
so if you do the speed limit get the <i>FUCK</i> out of my way!

I tend to drive safe cause uh I don't wanna get shot.

my friend got really drunk and ran into this dude's van a few weeks ago. he got out hugged the guy who owns the van and i guess the guy was creeped out or something b/c he got back into his vehicle and drove off without getting insurance or anything

Originally posted by Randall Sandell
my friend got really drunk and ran into this dude's van a few weeks ago. he got out hugged the guy who owns the van and i guess the guy was creeped out or something b/c he got back into his vehicle and drove off without getting insurance or anything

lol thats a funny story.

asl?

Originally posted by Randall Sandell
my friend got really drunk and ran into this dude's van a few weeks ago. he got out hugged the guy who owns the van and i guess the guy was creeped out or something b/c he got back into his vehicle and drove off without getting insurance or anything haha.

i mean. drunk driving is deplorable and evil.

i drive like a grandma too. i really hate it when i'm trying to maintain what i consider a comfortable following distance and somebody thinks it's okay to cut me off because there's more than a car length of space in front of me.