View Full Version : daily appreciation thread. today: cucumber.


TIMb
05-12-2005, 07:06 AM
good stuff. smells good too. you don't realise it, but it has a very distinct smell. i like the smell of cucumber.

sexual inuendo will not be appreciated.

ChristHimself!
05-12-2005, 07:21 AM
FUCK YOU

GO AND EAT THE DEVILS COCK THEN, SEE IF I CARE

ChristHimself!
05-12-2005, 07:22 AM
I didn't notice that sexual innuendo will not be appreciated bit, I was just so shocked that people in the world actually like cucumber.

Me and my brother have always known it as the devils cock or snozzcumber from the BFG.

TIMb
05-12-2005, 07:24 AM
your 1st post really upset me. then i saw the smiley and it was all okay.

Sonic Johnny
05-12-2005, 07:24 AM
i like it with greek yoghurt. as a side to corn chips and guacamole.

TIMb
05-12-2005, 07:24 AM
:)

ChristHimself!
05-12-2005, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by TIMb
your 1st post really upset me. then i saw the smiley and it was all okay.

Seriously though, fuck you!

I hate when I try to buy a tuna sandwich somewhere and it has fucking snozzcumber diced through it, that is the WORST.

TIMb
05-12-2005, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds
I hate when I try to buy a tuna sandwich somewhere and it has fucking snozzcumber diced through it, that is the WORST.

the worst is when theres a hair in it. a curly one.

ChristHimself!
05-12-2005, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by TIMb


the worst is when theres a hair in it. a curly one.

eww dude i don't know where the fuck you buy sandwiches from but that's NASTY!

mxzombie
05-12-2005, 07:34 AM
yeah they're pretty good

relaxor!
05-12-2005, 07:36 AM
They're pretty awesome.

ravenguy2000
05-12-2005, 07:39 AM
Cucumbers are great. But as the resident food dork, I must say:

Don't buy those huge waxy things in the grocery store. They're covered in wax, they're mostly seeds, and they're full of water. Buy an english cucumber instead:

http://www6.ocn.ne.jp/~nangoku/english/kaori2.jpg

TIMb
05-12-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds
eww dude i don't know where the fuck you buy sandwiches from but that's NASTY!

i meant hypothetically.

but then again, i guess if you bought a sandwich and, hypothetically, there was a dead rat in it....

:erm

pale blue eyes
05-12-2005, 07:41 AM
Yum. They make this one sandwich at the dining hall with cucumbers, salsa, cheese and something else I'm forgetting which sounds gross but is actually REALLY good.

ChristHimself!
05-12-2005, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by ravenguy2000
Don't buy those huge waxy things in the grocery store. They're covered in wax, they're mostly seeds, and they're full of water. Buy an english cucumber instead

Matt you just like them cause they're thicker and longer.

Everyone in this thread is fucked up. ARE WE LIVING IN TOPSY TURVY WORLD, WHERE PEOPLE WEAR HATS ON THEIR FEET AND SOCKS ON THEIR HEADS?!?!?!