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WFMU
05-10-2005, 02:56 PM
because of the location of the server i removed several pieces of the toronto blue jays team and replaced them with netphorian characters

patrick stein is the quintessential lead-off hitter. through 31 games he is batting .334 with 2 HR and has 26 stolen bases, a remarkable pace.

thomas pierrel is the star of the team and bats third in the lineup behind patrick and vernon wells and is batting .301 with 22 home runs. in 31 games. i play at the highest difficulty by the way. when you have as much time to waste as I do it's easy to master this stuff.

julio garcia is the catcher and is batting .276 with 13 home runs. 0 SBs

adam m is the ace of the staff. he has a perfect record of 6-0 and a 1.29 ERA and 58 ks

Sean Casey is starter two and so far I'm 3-1 with a 3.90 era and 47 ks

Robbie ******** (sp?) is starter three and inexplicably has a 5-0 record and a 2.27 ERA and 25ks. one bad start and i make this asshole look like an ace

the teams closer is Sam Brase who has 9 saves and a perfect 0.00 ERA in 12 appearances

if i knew more last names i would have replaced the entire team except halladay and delgado

Axis of Action
05-10-2005, 02:58 PM
holler, I'm the next Mariano

WFMU
05-10-2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by WFMU

if i knew more last names i would have replaced the entire team except halladay and delgado

i excluded matt lucero because there are no gays in baseball except Piazza

guz
05-10-2005, 03:00 PM
do your Blue Jays always lose in the WS to my Dodgers?

WFMU
05-10-2005, 03:02 PM
fuck, i forgot guzman

and no. this is only the first year. i'm still second in the division to the fucking yankees. what the hell.

patrick
05-10-2005, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by WFMU


patrick stein is the quintessential lead-off hitter. through 31 games he is batting .334 with 2 HR and has 26 stolen bases, a remarkable pace.
26 stolen bases? my god i'm good

Axis of Action
05-10-2005, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by WFMU
fuck, i forgot guzman

and no. this is only the first year. i'm still second in the division to the fucking yankees. what the hell.

what's your record?

or should I say... our record?

WFMU
05-10-2005, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by patrick
26 stolen bases? my god i'm good

i've been trying to have you break ricky henderson's record. i was sending you at every chance but after a couple games where you finished with 4 hits and 4 CS I decided to be slightly more selective

WFMU
05-10-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Axis of Action


what's your record?

or should I say... our record?

19-12 :|

i'm not really that great. i play at the highest difficulty level and as good as i've gotten i get completely shelled a lot and still have difficulty against the best pitchers

Axis of Action
05-10-2005, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by WFMU


19-12 :|

i'm not really that great. i play at the highest difficulty level and as good as i've gotten i get completely shelled a lot and still have difficulty against the best pitchers

I don't think that's anything to be embarassed of though.

what game do you play? I've got MVP Baseball 2005 just waiting for my semester to be over.

WFMU
05-10-2005, 03:27 PM
2k series only for me

i'll support sega in their fight against the EA juggernaut

better games, better prices

MusicMan4
05-19-2005, 01:05 AM
Adam Manero finishes season with:

22-7, 2.45 ERA, 359 K o_o

MusicMan4
05-19-2005, 01:09 AM
Sean Casey 18-10 3.21 ERA 198 Ks

Robbie ******** 20-9 2.98 ERA 132 Ks

Sam Brase 4-0 53 Saves 1.64 ERA 151 Ks

Patrick Stein .330 AVG, 12 HR, 86 SB

Thomas Pierrel .347, 67 HR, 19 SB, AL MVP

Julio Garcia .266, 41 HR, 0SB

MusicMan4
05-19-2005, 01:10 AM
man we are all such great athletes

i need to do another season and make guz, sppunk, and ace as characters
i forgot that i know all their full names too

Quagmire
05-19-2005, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
Adam Manero finishes season with:

22-7, 2.45 ERA, 359 K o_o

kickass man