View Full Version : oooooh! Harry Potter 4 Teaser Poster!


The Pashing Smumpkin
05-06-2005, 08:41 PM
http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/images/2005/05/gofteaser.jpg

Can't wait till he turns into Vader.

BeautifulLoser
05-06-2005, 08:44 PM
What's going on in that poster? What's that sticking out of his ass?

That's really not half as cool as I wanted it to be.

Black Somalian
05-06-2005, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
What's going on in that poster? What's that sticking out of his ass?

That's really not half as cool as I wanted it to be.


Harry potter cool?

shut up you dumb fat bitch.

BeautifulLoser
05-06-2005, 08:48 PM
It just occured to me, I wonder if that's when they're in the maze...

I want a poster with the Hungarian Horntail. :(

VIOLENCE
05-06-2005, 09:07 PM
Gay

Ugly
05-06-2005, 09:18 PM
kickass poster, love the outfit.

thought I wish (spoilers, natch. Duh) that they had used that same foggy desgin but with reborn Voldemort rising out of the cauldron.

tootsie
05-06-2005, 09:18 PM
its totally cool.

i love it.

i love his triwizard clothes.

im almost finished with my potter costume.

neopryn
05-06-2005, 09:21 PM
i heard harry potter was for faggots

The Pashing Smumpkin
05-06-2005, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by tootsie


im almost finished with my potter costume.

Potter Costume?

...um, you know what, I'm not even going to go there...

Hey look, EMOTICONS!!!
:jump :jump :jump

BeautifulLoser
05-06-2005, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by tootsie


im almost finished with my potter costume.

:love:

tootsie
05-06-2005, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by BeautifulLoser


:love:

:cool:

i just need a tie.

The Pashing Smumpkin
05-06-2005, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by tootsie


:cool:

i just need a tie.

Ooooohhhh I get it! It's some sort of weird ass sexual role playing thing isn't it? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!

Who's gets to play Hermione?:D

tootsie
05-06-2005, 09:26 PM
well, im not playing harry. i wear a skirt and have the ravenclaw colors in scarf and tie.

its just a hogwarts uniform.

Andrew_Pakula
05-06-2005, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by VIOLENCE
Gay

Ugly
05-06-2005, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by tootsie

i love his triwizard clothes.

Totally. The production designers for the HP movies kick ass.

I can't wait to see Voldemort. Though, they'll probably use the same design as in the first movie. Except, you know, Ralph Finees.

tootsie
05-06-2005, 09:29 PM
god, how are they going to make ralph ugly?

im gonna want to fuck voldemort.

Ugly
05-06-2005, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by tootsie
god, how are they going to make ralph ugly?

im gonna want to fuck voldemort.

They better give him the snake face, I forget how he's described in the book, but I'm pretty sure its along those lines. Bony arms, pale, all monster-y.

If he popjust looks like, you know, Ralph Fines in a cape, I'm gonna be pissed.

though, I wish the line they had used was "Kill the Spare".

The Pashing Smumpkin
05-06-2005, 09:36 PM
Crappy fan rendition:

http://stephenwhitehead.com/pics/My_Voldemort.jpg

tootsie
05-06-2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Ugly


They better give him the snake face, I forget how he's described in the book, but I'm pretty sure its along those lines. Bony arms, pale, all monster-y.

If he popjust looks like, you know, Ralph Fines in a cape, I'm gonna be pissed.

though, I wish the line they had used was "Kill the Spare".

i dunno. i think there is only so much they can do to make him ugly.

i liked him in schindlers list and he was a monster in that.

i love that line too.

ammy
05-06-2005, 09:40 PM
shouldn't there be a comma?

The Pashing Smumpkin
05-06-2005, 09:43 PM
Now this is how I think he should look. This pic gives me the willies:
http://tn8.deviantart.com/300W/fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/227/7/5/Lord_Voldemort.jpg

Ugly
05-06-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin
Crappy fan rendition:

http://stephenwhitehead.com/pics/My_Voldemort.jpg

hahahahaha. That's awesome. I hope he looks EXACTLY like that in the movie. Then Ian McDirmond shows up halfway through the movie and yells at him, "Gimmie my goddamn robe back, fucker!"

Ugly
05-06-2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by ammy
shouldn't there be a comma?

teaser poster grammar. I tried to post a pic of the ********** download on the frontpage of Star Wars dot com that says, "Rise LORD VADER," sans comma, but I couldn't get it to DL on this POS.

Nimrod's Son
05-06-2005, 09:54 PM
i can't believe you people are getting excited about a movie called "Goblet of Fire"

"Oh no! He has a goblet! And it's on fire!!!!"

:rolleyes:

The Pashing Smumpkin
05-06-2005, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i can't believe you people are getting excited about a movie called "Goblet of Fire"

"Oh no! He has a goblet! And it's on fire!!!!"

:rolleyes:

Have you even read the book dumbass?

BeautifulLoser
05-06-2005, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i can't believe you people are getting excited about a movie called "Goblet of Fire"

"Oh no! He has a goblet! And it's on fire!!!!"

:rolleyes:

Harry doesn't have the Goblet, it's...

oh damn it, it doesn't matter. You're going to make fun of it anyway.

Ugly
05-06-2005, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin


Have you even read the book dumbass?

"No, its a children's book."

Sonic Johnny
05-06-2005, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin
Crappy fan rendition:



worst.
thing.
ever.

Nimrod's Son
05-08-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by The Pashing Smumpkin


Have you even read the book dumbass? Originally posted by Ugly


"No, its a children's book."

patrick
05-08-2005, 04:55 PM
hey nimrod are you above roald dahl, too?

Nimrod's Son
05-08-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by patrick
hey nimrod are you above roald dahl, too? No.

I don't think Dahl's target audience were young consumers who buy toys and spend parents money.

I'm also not over Seuss.

Future Boy
05-08-2005, 05:12 PM
Isnt he too old for the part by now?

Ihaman
05-08-2005, 05:17 PM
This better be good, the 4th book is phenomenal but the 3rd movie is among the most well directed movies, ever.


It's gonna be hard!

Helena Handbasket
05-08-2005, 05:50 PM
*shits pants*

What's this I hear about naked pictures of Fleur?

Mayfuck
05-08-2005, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
*shits pants*



Gross.

tootsie
05-08-2005, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
*shits pants*

What's this I hear about naked pictures of Fleur?

clemence posey was topless in some other movie.

she plays fleur.

she looks too old.