...and how because of them the U.S. will crumble and fail.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7693580/site/newsweek/?GT1=6542




Well, it seems to becoming more and more the truth, I love my predictions.

never could trust those slanty-eyes

i hope there's a nuclear war

china and n. korea gonna blow up japan

if they fuck with japan i'm seriously joining the military and kicking ass

what r u talking awout

its a good thing i like chinese food.

There are currently 8.2765 Chinese Yuans in each U.S. Dollar.


Last year there were 8.2770 Chinese Yuans per dollar.




That's a pretty dramatic increase in less than a year.

Originally posted by Ihaman
There are currently 8.2765 Chinese Yuans in each U.S. Dollar.


Last year there were 8.2770 Chinese Yuans per dollar.




That's a pretty dramatic increase in less than a year.

It's pegged to the dollar dude

Originally posted by relaxor!
Nah, the US will never fall. Name an Empire's that's fallen; you can't.

The Babalonians
The Egyptians
The Romans
The Mongols
The French
The Germans
The English

The American Empire will fall, I just hope that America will still be there afterwards. :(

Hey, at least it's not the jews.

Originally posted by Sapphire
The Babalonians
The Egyptians
The Romans
The Mongols
The French
The Germans
The Englishi bet relaxor! feels like a big fat doo doo head now.

Originally posted by refills 79 cents
i bet relaxor! feels like a big fat doo doo head now.

I am sure his post was in jest, but being unable to think of a good follow up joke, I decided to throw some lame two-bit opinion together and veer the conversation in a different direction.

I'm sorry. :(

Originally posted by relaxor!
Nah, the US will never fall. Name an Empire's that's fallen; you can't. this is obviously sarcasm

how could you guys not pick up on that immediately

Originally posted by Dead
Hey, at least it's not the jews.

That story is so tragic that it's almost comedic.

im sorry, i'll try to think of something more childish than 'big fat doo doo head' to imply that i'm being sarcastic as well.

jesus christ.

I read the first page, looks like you guys are fucked.

Originally posted by relaxor!
Lol. Oh you guys.
*big hugz*

It's funny, 'cause my friends a Jew, and being a German myself I break out into this SS Officer accent and say stuff like, "Ach! So there are a few of you who escaped to Canada!" This sends confusing signals to her brain, seeing that the side of her who likes the German accent wants to laugh, but the side of her who is repulsed that I would make such open-ended fun about the slaughter of her people wants to hit me in the face. The end result is an a combination of both A and B, where a smile is broken along with a shrug, at which point she'll retire somewhere to sit down and eat something thick and gooey and full of chocolate.

Whoa, that's mean and inappropriate.

Originally posted by Sapphire


It's funny, 'cause my friends a Jew, and being a German myself I break out into this SS Officer accent and say stuff like, "Ach! So there are a few of you who escaped to Canada!" This sends confusing signals to her brain, seeing that the side of her who likes the German accent wants to laugh, but the side of her who is repulsed that I would make such open-ended fun about the slaughter of her people wants to hit me in the face. The end result is an a combination of both A and B, where a smile is broken along with a shrug, at which point she'll retire somewhere to sit down and eat something thick and gooey and full of chocolate. kill yourself and start over.

Originally posted by relaxor!
That wasn't aimed at you ******. It was a second, counter-joke joke. It's all very complex. Man alive what a horrible thread. Oh well, sorry we're not on topic Matt. i was responding to patrcik. next time i'll quote someone to better imply who the hell i'm talking to.

Jesus Christ.

i can't believe you deleted them.

wow.

anyway. i don't know what dead's talking about when he says 'you guys'.

Originally posted by relaxor!
Nah, the US will never fall. Name an Empire's that's fallen; you can't.

this is my favorite post on netphoria in recent memory!

Originally posted by refills 79 cents

anyway. i don't know what dead's talking about when he says 'you guys'.
I didn't say that!

Man this thread turned into a train wreck.

Yeah I don't come here too often anymore and I feel like when I do it's just similar-style-misunderstandings from a bad joke I make. I'm employing a kind of scorched-earth policy.
Why're you up so late/early?

Originally posted by Dead

I didn't say that!

Man this thread turned into a train wreck. Originally posted by Dead
I read the first page, looks like you guys are fucked.

Originally posted by relaxor!
Yeah I don't come here too often anymore and I feel like when I do it's just similar-style-misunderstandings from a bad joke I make. I'm employing a kind of scorched-earth policy.
Why're you up so late/early? well. i don't really have to do anything tomorrow except go out and look for a job. and that's what every 'tomorrow' has been for the past two weeks.

i hope that adequately answers your query.

Originally posted by refills 79 cents

Oh, that... I thought you meant

Originally posted by relaxor!
Lol. Oh you guys.

It does! Why're you unemployed? Were you fired two weeks ago or something?

Originally posted by refills 79 cents
i don't know what dead's talking about when he says 'you guys'.
I meant you guys, the US. Since your empire is gonna fall etc.

and....where exactly does canada get all its goods?

From China. Soon. We don't have a crumbling empire.

Originally posted by relaxor!
It does! Why're you unemployed? Were you fired two weeks ago or something? i got mouthy with my boss. i would go into the specifics of the situation, but it's really not all that important. i just gave her some lip and i she stopped putting me on the schedule.

That article hit on a lot of good points. One being that America should focus on its technological superiority and try to maintain that because the numbers that China has to produce really can't be matched anywhere else in the globe.

Except for maybe India. The next world war may just be in the East. Resources there such as water and food are stretched pretty thin and I see a conflict of those two emerging super-powers to be a lot more likely than a battle between China and the States. Then again, the new battles of the twenty-first century may remain solely economic as the article noted, but in this day and age, shit can hit the fan pretty quickly.

Originally posted by refills 79 cents
i got mouthy with my boss. i would go into the specifics of the situation, but it's really not all that important. i just gave her some lip and i she stopped putting me on the schedule. Oh, fair enough. Sorry to hear that. You make it sounds pretty unimportant though! I'm glad it isn't so bad. Was that your pizza delivery job?

Originally posted by Dead
From China. Soon. We don't have a crumbling empire.

We'd need to have an empire first before it would be allowed to crumble.

And that's pretty shitty Refills. Can't respect a boss that can't give you the proper "fuck you" to your face. :(

Originally posted by relaxor!
Oh, fair enough. Sorry to hear that. You make it sounds pretty unimportant though! I'm glad it isn't so bad. Was that your pizza delivery job? i worked the delivery job for four days before i had a panic attack and stopped showing up. i didn't even pick up my check, which was moronic.

this was as a baker at a cookie store.