View Full Version : the netherlands suck


killer_tomato
04-19-2005, 07:06 PM
here you go joeri.

smashingjj
04-19-2005, 07:07 PM
hahahaha
thank you timur

belgium rules

smashingjj
04-19-2005, 07:08 PM
although we at least don't rape children here on a big scale

smashingjj
04-19-2005, 07:08 PM
can't say i like these stars much

Mayfuck
04-19-2005, 07:10 PM
in the netherlands you can kill babies

killer_tomato
04-19-2005, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
can't say i like these stars much
if i delete this thread you'll have red ones again.

Egadsman
04-19-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
hahahaha
thank you timur

belgium rules

I think you need to consult the other thread.

smashingjj
04-19-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
in the netherlands you can kill babies tell me more

smashingjj
04-19-2005, 07:56 PM
ok

i'll bump timurs thread by showing him how belgium rules

that should stop your crying at night, timur

http://www.kamagurka.com/kamArt/cartoons/kamagurkistan/intense_momenten/11.gif
what the shit
"as long as i'm not fucking, they wont bite"
("the wasp as a way of contraception")

http://www.kamagurka.com/kamArt/cartoons/kamagurkistan/intense_momenten/4.gif
"gertrude, you're seeing him again, aren't you? gertrude, i asked you a question"

http://www.kamagurka.com/kamArt/cartoons/kamagurkistan/kamagurkistanDeel58/4.gif
"i'm your wife, bart! your wife!"
- " after 25 years of marriage, you only tell me now?"

i could go on

Nothing/everything
04-20-2005, 08:16 AM
this thread sucks

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by smashingjj
although we at least don't rape children here on a big scale

Umm ... what about that time we went to that record shop that took us 5 hours to get to, and we had a wander round and then we went to meet you up the road... and then I came back looking for you and you were down a side alley raping a small boy while inserting a massive banana up your ass and you turned around shocked and screamed "GET AWAY! I'M BRUSHING MY TEETH" ?

Nothing/everything
04-20-2005, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds


Umm ... what about that time we went to that record shop that took us 5 hours to get to, and we had a wander round and then we went to meet you up the road... and then I came back looking for you and you were down a side alley raping a small boy while inserting a massive banana up your ass and you turned around shocked and screamed "GET AWAY! I'M BRUSHING MY TEETH" ?

that's legal

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Nothing/everything


that's legal

In that case.. I can't wait till august :cool:

Nothing/everything
04-20-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds


In that case.. I can't wait till august :cool:

i'll bring the bananas

smashingjj
04-20-2005, 09:52 AM
<penises>

pee pee colada
04-20-2005, 09:54 AM
wait a second. wasps dont bite.

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 09:56 AM
Don't be angry dude! We'll let you join in!

btw i read your hidden message! :o

<I-Hear-Joeri-Wants-Radiofreds-Body-So-Bad-He-Is-Going-To-Get-Fred-Drunk-Out-Of-His-Mind-And-Then-Ride-The-Big-One>

smashingjj
04-20-2005, 10:01 AM
<invisible mode is for gay people>

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 10:10 AM
<dude you would know all about that, being gay as FUCK!!!! If I was you I wouldn't talk so much smack or I'll have to bitchslap you at quake tonight!!!!!!! BTW I thought it was funny when you said you couldn't eat meat because you were a muslim when we went out for food in the dam and no one else got the joke!!! It's because they're all dumb and I'm supreme joeri!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? ?? ? IM SURPEMEE OEMREAS!!!!! WHEN MY NEW ALBUM COMES OUT THE WERLD WILL CEASE TO EXIST>

alexthestampede
04-20-2005, 10:15 AM
god i hate foreigners

Nothing/everything
04-20-2005, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
god i hate foreigners

yeah, bunch of eurotrash niggajew muslims

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
god i hate foreigners

me too, especially americans!

smashingjj
04-20-2005, 10:59 AM
</html>Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds
<dude you would know all about that, being gay as FUCK!!!! If I was you I wouldn't talk so much smack or I'll have to bitchslap you at quake tonight!!!!!!! BTW I thought it was funny when you said you couldn't eat meat because you were a muslim when we went out for food in the dam and no one else got the joke!!! It's because they're all dumb and I'm supreme joeri!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? ?? ? IM SURPEMEE OEMREAS!!!!! WHEN MY NEW ALBUM COMES OUT THE WERLD WILL CEASE TO EXIST> :eek:

i knew it

saw it in your eyes!
<html>

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 11:01 AM
<jesus lives in my hair>

smashingjj
04-20-2005, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds
<jesus lives in my hair> <that's nothing, sai baba has a summer holiday house in my anus>

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 11:10 AM
*spits coke onto monitor*

GlasgowKiss
04-20-2005, 11:16 AM
You crazy kids with your secret messages.

<add me to msn already paul!!> :mad:

ChristHimself!
04-20-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
You crazy kids with your secret messages.

<add me to msn already paul!!> :mad:

dude i totally texted you a couple of hours ago

GlasgowKiss
04-20-2005, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds


dude i totally texted you a couple of hours ago

Haha, sorry i was out on the piss last night, my phone was buried under a pile of clothes in the pocket of my jeans. Ill mibbe cya saturday then!