View Full Version : Smoking a cigarette because you're hungry.


Grumble
04-14-2005, 11:11 PM
And you're too lazy to go and get some food, so you hope the nicotine will kill the hunger. But it'll probably just give me a headache. Then I'll be hungry and my head will hurt, so the voyage downstairs and the hunt for food will seem even more unpleasant. Life is so complicated.

Phobophile
04-14-2005, 11:18 PM
http://www.vialls.com/transpositions/Doctor2.gif

Grumble
04-14-2005, 11:24 PM
Thanks. That's kind of helping to kill the hunger. Although it really just looks like an ugly moth.

Iceberg Slim
04-14-2005, 11:25 PM
don't you have a bitch to make your food for you, player?

Mariner
04-14-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Iceberg Slim


you're beautiful. can i photograph you? don't worry, i do your kind all the time.

Grumble
04-14-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Iceberg Slim
don't you have a bitch to make your food for you, player?

She's out pimping herself so I can buy some gold shoes.

Iceberg Slim
04-14-2005, 11:29 PM
You don't ever let a lady pimp herself. You are the man, you pimp her. The bitch, she <i>whores</i> herself. You slap her around real good.

Grumble
04-14-2005, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Iceberg Slim
You don't ever let a lady pimp herself. You are the man, you pimp her. The bitch, she <i>whores</i> herself. You slap her around real good.

She's her own pimp, officially. It's complicated. She's with a union.

Phobophile
04-14-2005, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Grumble


She's her own pimp, officially. It's complicated. She's with a union.

Sounds like you're the bitch to me.

Orchestra
04-14-2005, 11:35 PM
+<sp>1

Karl Connor
04-14-2005, 11:35 PM
ugh i cant stop smoking for anything

Grumble
04-14-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Phobophile


Sounds like you're the bitch to me.

Well, as per the contract I am defined as the 'Superbitch' and she as the 'Lord and Master'. I should really read things more closely before I sign them.

machinaddict
04-14-2005, 11:50 PM
weed is a food group to me these days.

Iceberg Slim
04-14-2005, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by machinaddict
weed is a food group to me these days.

Good man. You still need some food to go with that shit though, know what I mean? Get yourself some 40s and fire up the grill and make yourself some burgers and dogs and shit and invite the boys and roll up some blunts.

That's a meal.

Karl Connor
04-15-2005, 01:29 AM
somebody else knows who iceburg slim is

Grumble
04-15-2005, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell
somebody else knows who iceburg slim is

When I was about fifteen my sister bought me his autobiography as a Christmas present, for some strange reason. Maybe she wanted me to become a pimp. I actually got through about three chapters.

pink_ribbon_scars
04-15-2005, 08:10 AM
If I smoke a cigarette I have to eat something or chew gum or brush my teeth afterwards or I feel like shit and I'm disgusted by the taste and how it's all through my nose and on my tongue. Ick. I'm such a wimp.

Grumble
04-15-2005, 08:25 AM
IMPORTANT UPDATE:

I bit the bullet and went downstairs and made a cheese sandwhich.

obscured01
04-15-2005, 08:28 AM
<font color="dab9ea">I've entertained the idea of smoking a few times. One of my good friends told me if I wanted to loose weight and keep it off I needed to start - but that seems kind of moronic to me, you'd just be trading one heath issue for another. </font>

murgle
04-15-2005, 12:49 PM
I chew gum a lot.

I quit smoking :( I don't feel like one of the cool kids anymore