View Full Version : Well, now I know how you feel, Adam.


Phobophile
04-13-2005, 11:31 PM
Two weeks ago, I went to a friend's birthday party. My co-worker, her good friend, was also there.

As the night wore on, my co-worker got drunk and proceeded to tell me how attracted she was to me. I kept ignoring her and then finally telling her NO.

The next day, she claims not to remember this. Then last night, she calls me and I picked up.. I ended up listening to her talk for 15 minutes about how she was checking out these bands that I have stickers of on my car. I told her I was reformatting my computer and finally got off the phone.

Tonight, she calls me and I don't pick up.. but she leaves me this bizarre, rambling voicemail about how she saw a dead rat that was in front of my car when I drove away from work.

Is Phobophile gonna have to choke a bitch?

Nimrod's Son
04-13-2005, 11:33 PM
Adam's chicks aren't crazy loons, they're just whores

Esty
04-13-2005, 11:34 PM
Do what Adam does, hit and run.

Phobophile
04-13-2005, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Adam's chicks aren't crazy loons, they're just whores

No, I think Susan was a bit on the crazy side.

Phobophile
04-13-2005, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Esty
Do what Adam does, hit and run.

Did you see the part where I said I WORK with her? I'm also not attracted to her in any sense of the word.

that bitch kristin
04-13-2005, 11:52 PM
tell her you only get it up when women scream

Phobophile
04-13-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by that bitch kristin
tell her you only get it up when women scream

Sounds like you're aching for three inches and 90 seconds of pleasure.