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Nimrod's Son
04-12-2005, 09:37 PM
My counterpart on the east coast: sick. His backup: on vacation.

My boss: vacation. His backup: car accident.

So for some ungodknown reason, I am now fully in charge of the Marine and Navy Networks worldwide for at least the next two hours.

neopryn
04-12-2005, 09:37 PM
nuke me

i fucking dare you

Phobophile
04-12-2005, 09:38 PM
What are you gonna do with all that seamen?

tootsie
04-12-2005, 09:38 PM
:cool: <---this is what you look like right now.

meow
04-12-2005, 09:38 PM
mail me something

Fonzie
04-12-2005, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
My counterpart on the east coast: sick. His backup: on vacation.

My boss: vacation. His backup: car accident.

So for some ungodknown reason, I am now fully in charge of the Marine and Navy Networks worldwide for at least the next two hours.

If you're a REAL american, you'd invade somewhere.

GO ON!!!

beef curtains
04-12-2005, 09:50 PM
you need to change something to reflect that the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy is now the official logo of the armed forces

3Marlon3Brando
04-12-2005, 09:56 PM
sit back and do nothing

Mariner
04-12-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Fonzie


If you're a REAL american, you'd

Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
sit back and do nothing

Nimrod's Son
04-12-2005, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
sit back and do nothing finally someone who speaks my language

actually I'm making policy decisions that I have no idea what the policy is so basically my answer to everything is "fuck it, do it."

Phobophile
04-12-2005, 10:11 PM
Tell them to get the fuck out of whatever country they're in and come home.

Mariner
04-12-2005, 10:12 PM
i hope karl doesn't get wind of this

*phone*

nimrod: "big network chief here"

rove (whispering): "iran! iran! iran!"

nimrod: "fuck it, do it"

obscured01
04-12-2005, 10:13 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Wow.</font>

Nimrod's Son
04-12-2005, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Mariner
i hope karl doesn't get wind of this

*phone*

nimrod: "big network chief here"

rove (whispering): "iran! iran! iran!"

nimrod: "fuck it, do it" I don't have access to the nuclear football man

Just the ships and non-deployed troops, nuclear propulsion/power and all the networks and all of the emails and all classified secret (but not TS) data

Let's just say I'm glad I don't know Habib Marwan. Or rather that he doesn't know me

Mariner
04-12-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son


Let's just say I'm glad I don't know Habib Marwan. Or rather that he doesn't know me

indeed, indeed

Nimrod's Son
04-12-2005, 11:38 PM
finally, some relief

so long, suckos

Varien
04-12-2005, 11:42 PM
I'd like to buy a submarine.

Ensoul
04-12-2005, 11:43 PM
dude, any aliens over there?

Varien
04-12-2005, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Ensoul
dude, any aliens over there?

AIM: Ventolinn

Injektilo
04-13-2005, 12:49 AM
explain. details.

bjornborg.org
04-13-2005, 01:49 AM
I don't believe this bullshit for a second and anyone who does is a fucking moron.

War Danny Kolb.

Out///

Sapphire
04-13-2005, 02:45 AM
For the next two hours, I am the most powerful man on the planet

And the first thing you did was come to post it on Netphoria?

Priorities man! Priorities!

christian zombie vampires
04-13-2005, 03:03 AM
i don't believe it. you should've proven it to us. so that we hear in the news there was a chinese terrorist jet codenamed netphoria spotted over venezeula but it turned out to be a false alarm.

ChristHimself!
04-13-2005, 03:25 AM
Yeah I completely love the way you came on to netphoria to post about it :D

btw i posted in the puppy thread <3

Sonic Johnny
04-13-2005, 04:18 AM
NETPHORIA OWNS TEH WORLD!!!!11

gpub
04-13-2005, 05:24 AM
That's a smart thing to do too... post about it on a message board.

Hey, you should send some e-mails around too. Cuz you know they don't check anything like that.

DeviousJ
04-13-2005, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by gpub
That's a smart thing to do too... post about it on a message board.

Hey, you should send some e-mails around too. Cuz you know they don't check anything like that.

It's safe - terrorists would see the constant Server Busy messages and move on