View Full Version : Would everyone please IM ICanBrushMyHair and tell her ur comin to Houston to fuck her


bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 05:48 PM
ICanBrushMyHair.

She's like 17 and really fuckable.

Please bombard her now.

Mayfuck
04-11-2005, 05:50 PM
She's away.

Ventolinn: I'm coming to Houston soon.

Auto response from icanbrushmyhair: studying for bio

Ventolinn: Are you up for fucking?
Ventolinn: We can study bio.
Ventolinn: I'll show u how the reproductive system works
Ventolinn: if u know what i mean

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
She's away.

Ventolinn: I'm coming to Houston soon.

Auto response from icanbrushmyhair: studying for bio

Ventolinn: Are you up for fucking?
Ventolinn: We can study bio.
Ventolinn: I'll show u how the reproductive system works
Ventolinn: if u know what i mean

It's posts like these that make me regret some of the mean comments I've directed toward Julio in the past.

ROFL.

killer_tomato
04-11-2005, 06:07 PM
is she 16 or 17?

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 06:15 PM
she's 17.

Geek USA
04-11-2005, 06:17 PM
she told me that she didnt live in houston so good luck!

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 06:28 PM
BentFish37: im going to fuck you.
BentFish37: i dont care how ugly you are.
icanbrushmyhair: who is this
BentFish37: does it really matter?
BentFish37: alls im saying is my fat cock is going to penetrate you.
icanbrushmyhair: who are you
BentFish37: my name is jesse.
BentFish37: may i see a picture of you?
icanbrushmyhair: no, why
BentFish37: because im horny goddamnit.
icanbrushmyhair: sucks
BentFish37: yeah. suck that cock baby.

killer_tomato
04-11-2005, 06:29 PM
judging from the punctuation it's 3m3b

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA
she told me that she didnt live in houston so good luck!

She's from Houston. Unless she got kicked out of her parents house.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 06:46 PM
i have no idea who you are

i am not 16 or 17

i do not live in houston

stop messaging me

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i have no idea who you are

i am not 16 or 17

i do not live in houston

stop messaging me
i want your pussy, slut.

MrPantyFAce
04-11-2005, 06:49 PM
can you shave your hair?

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i have no idea who you are

i am not 16 or 17

i do not live in houston

stop messaging me

Whatever. You don't have idea who this is, do you?

Unfortunately, we've met in real life you stupid bitch.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 06:51 PM
ok then what is my name, where am i from, what is my boyfriend's name, what school do i go to, and where/when did we meet in real life?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 06:52 PM
and how old am i

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
and how old am i
16 or 17.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 06:54 PM
wrong. try again.

MrPantyFAce
04-11-2005, 06:55 PM
im going to freeze a piece of shit and use it as a dildo for your ass, meanwhile use a fish for a condom that will tear under the strength of my cock...and if you get knocked up, the day i became a father is the same day i become a cannibal.... COCK ASS PUSSY!

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:02 PM
you know you're full of shit

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
you know you're full of shit

i'm not going to be subjected to this bullshit.

we met about a year and a half ago through Makeout club when you were a junior in high school in suburban Houston. your name is Julie. We went and had coffee at some stupid coffee shop cuz you thought it was cool because it wasnít Starbucks but it was just lame ass trendy coffeeshop in Kingwood. Your fairly attractive but seemed kind of stuck up then, and Iím sure you are now.

the other night ran across directions to the coffeeshop where we met and decided it would be fun to harass your slutty ass. And you didnít have a boyfriend when we had coffee. At least if you did, that little make-out session afterward wouldnít have thrilled him too much.

now shut the fuck up and take the abuse bitch. you liked it then; i'm sure you like it now.

oh yeah, you're some volleyball bitch too.

MrPantyFAce
04-11-2005, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


i'm not going to be subjected to this bullshit.

we met about a year and a half ago through Makeout club when you were a junior in high school in suburban Houston. your name is Julie. We went and had coffee at some stupid coffee shop cuz you thought it was cool because it wasnít Starbucks but it was just lame ass trendy coffeeshop in Kingwood. Your fairly attractive but seemed kind of stuck up then, and Iím sure you are now.

the other night ran across directions to the coffeeshop where we met and decided it would be fun to harass your slutty ass. And you didnít have a boyfriend when we had coffee. At least if you did, that little make-out session afterward wouldnít have thrilled him too much.

now shut the fuck up and take the abuse bitch. you liked it then; i'm sure you like it now.

oh yeah, you're some volleyball bitch too.



i'll wave my dick in the air to that

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


i'm not going to be subjected to this bullshit.

we met about a year and a half ago through Makeout club when you were a junior in high school in suburban Houston. your name is Julie. We went and had coffee at some stupid coffee shop cuz you thought it was cool because it wasnít Starbucks but it was just lame ass trendy coffeeshop in Kingwood. Your fairly attractive but seemed kind of stuck up then, and Iím sure you are now.

the other night ran across directions to the coffeeshop where we met and decided it would be fun to harass your slutty ass. And you didnít have a boyfriend when we had coffee. At least if you did, that little make-out session afterward wouldnít have thrilled him too much.

now shut the fuck up and take the abuse bitch. you liked it then; i'm sure you like it now.

oh yeah, you're some volleyball bitch too.

also your parents are divorced.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:14 PM
ok first of all my name is not julie. i don't drink coffee or go to coffee shops. i have never been to a coffee shop with someone i don't know. i have never met up with someone i met online. i have never been to kingwood. i do not play volleyball.

i have never met you, nor have i had coffe with you or made out with you.

you are lame and pathetic.

seriously. get. a. life.

MrPantyFAce
04-11-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
ok first of all my name is not julie. i don't drink coffee or go to coffee shops. i have never been to a coffee shop with someone i don't know. i have never met up with someone i met online. i have never been to kingwood. i do not play volleyball.

i have never met you, nor have i had coffe with you or made out with you.

you are lame and pathetic.

seriously. get. a. life.


keep talking baby, im almost there...what are you wearing./???

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 07:22 PM
your so full of shit julie itís not even funny; i like how you feel the need to deny each and every detail rather than just a few. Itís fairly transparent. everything i said was true, and given the respect that I command on this board, I doubt anyone disputes my characterization of you

ammy
04-11-2005, 07:22 PM
netphoria found the funny. it brings tears to my eyes

sppunk
04-11-2005, 07:30 PM
Julie, is that you?! Oh my God, how's your brother?

jenn
04-11-2005, 07:31 PM
:rofl:

MrPantyFAce
04-11-2005, 07:32 PM
whats youer phonme number baby?

MrPantyFAce
04-11-2005, 07:34 PM
nevermind, im done now, you fucking slut,

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:36 PM
i guess if you want my number, you could probably ask bjorgborg, since he/she knows me so well and has gone to a coffee shop with me and made out with me. he/she will probably give it to you.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 07:38 PM
if you're really in college, where do you go?

i do remember you were pretty good at volleyball; i just don't understand how you could already be in college. you're not even 18.

alexthestampede
04-11-2005, 07:39 PM
i hate those 16 year old girls in college. fuck off

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:41 PM
what difference does it make what school i go to?

and i've been 18 since last june. i know it's not long, but i am 18.

neopryn
04-11-2005, 07:41 PM
good thread ace

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 07:41 PM
bjornborg.org is an idiot. Just ignore him. He probably thinks it's funny to harass you and everyone on this board.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
what difference does it make what school i go to?

and i've been 18 since last june. i know it's not long, but i am 18.

i'm just curious. obviously you don't have to tell me. you can deny knowing me, but how could i have known the volleyball aspect of your life if i didn't know you.

i'd appreciate it if you told me where you played last semester.

ammy
04-11-2005, 07:48 PM
the name icanbrushmyhair is familiar. i'm confused.

neopryn
04-11-2005, 07:49 PM
obviously she's another ace troll and he's staging the whole thing

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:49 PM
i go to a&m. i played on the club team last semester, but i quit cuz i hated it, plus it took up too much time.

my name is ******, i'm 18, and i really have never met you or talked to you. i have no idea how you knew i played volleyball... maybe you're some sort of stalker? i really have no idea.

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i go to a&m. i played on the club team last semester, but i quit cuz i hated it, plus it took up too much time.

my name is ******, i'm 18, and i really have never met you or talked to you. i have no idea how you knew i played volleyball... maybe you're some sort of stalker? i really have no idea. His name is Aaron and if what he says is true about making out with you, he was cheating on his girlfriend at the time

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i go to a&m. i played on the club team last semester, but i quit cuz i hated it, plus it took up too much time.

my name is ******, i'm 18, and i really have never met you or talked to you. i have no idea how you knew i played volleyball... maybe you're some sort of stalker? i really have no idea.

is your boyfriend a red pot. phrased another way, has your boyfriend had sexual relations with a pumpkin?

are you going to deny you met me on make out club and that we had coffee in suburban houston?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
His name is Aaron and if what he says is true about making out with you, he was cheating on his girlfriend at the time


hahaha i can definately assure you that what he said about making out with me is NOT true by any means, because i have never talked to him nor have i met him. and for that matter, i've never even heard of him either. well, until today. when he had people im me and tell me they were going to houston to fuck me. i don't even know how he got my screen name, but i'd really like to.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


is your boyfriend a red pot. phrased another way, has your boyfriend had sexual relations with a pumpkin?

are you going to deny you met me on make out club and that we had coffee in suburban houston?

yes i'm going to deny that i met you on make out club. and i'm going to deny having met you for coffee in suburban houston.

what is make out club?

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 08:00 PM
he should post a link to her MOC profile

jenn
04-11-2005, 08:03 PM
sure. her "friend" did it. hahaa.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
he should post a link to her MOC profile

it's not on there anymore. that was my first response after seeing that she had joined nethporia.

would you get off my ass Nimrod. i wouldn't treat you this way.

jenn
04-11-2005, 08:04 PM
did she make a profile for you, or did she like make a profile for you?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:05 PM
no she like made a profile for me

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 08:05 PM
it's smart of women to make out with aaron

hey wait, are you a mexican hooker? he does those as well

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


it's not on there anymore. that was my first response after seeing that she had joined nethporia.

would you get off my ass Nimrod. i wouldn't treat you this way. I don't harass high school girls that I made out with last year either

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


it's not on there anymore. that was my first response after seeing that she had joined nethporia.

would you get off my ass Nimrod. i wouldn't treat you this way.


i only joined netphoria so i could post on here and find out who you were and how you knew me

what was my user name thing?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I don't harass high school girls that I made out with last year either

apparently, neither does he. cuz i'm not in high school, and he never made out with me.

neopryn
04-11-2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
no she like made a profile for me haha

CarlitoBrigante
04-11-2005, 08:08 PM
no way, Jose!

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
it's smart of women to make out with aaron

hey wait, are you a mexican hooker? he does those as well


haha what? mexican hookers? they probably have like too many std's to count. probably even ones that haven't been discovered yet. is that the best he can get??

are you his girlfriend or ex or something?

neopryn
04-11-2005, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
are you his girlfriend or ex or something? :rofl:

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:09 PM
Hey, nice how you dodged the question about sexual relations with a pumpkin. Is your boyfriend an Aggie?

CarlitoBrigante
04-11-2005, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



haha what? mexican hookers? they probably have like too many std's to count. probably even ones that haven't been discovered yet. is that the best he can get??

are you his girlfriend or ex or something?

Carlito has been with many Mexican hookers!
You guys like Mexican hookers, no?

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:13 PM
Why don't you direct us to your web pics.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
Why don't you direct us to your web pics.



why would i need to do that, according to you, you know what i look like cuz you've met me

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



haha what? mexican hookers? they probably have like too many std's to count. probably even ones that haven't been discovered yet. is that the best he can get??

are you his girlfriend or ex or something? no, i'm a heterosexual male

sppunk
04-11-2005, 08:21 PM
Julie, how's life at A&M treating you? Still hanging out with Sig Chi's? You know 3m3b I'm sure, he was a stud on campus and all.

Anyway, just saying hi and see you at Freebird's Friday!

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
no, i'm a heterosexual male


haha i'm sorry i didn't know, i didn't mean anything by it.

well do you know him personally or do you just know him from this web site or through the internet or whatever?

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



as far as my boyfriend having sexual relations with a pumpkin, to my knowledge, he hasn't. unless he's like keeping some big secrets from me. he goes to a&m but he's not an aggie. well i guess you would say technically he's an aggie, but stereotypically aggies are conservative george bush loving bible beaters. and as far as the stereotype of an aggie goes, my boyfriend is not an aggie. neither am i.

so yall are "2 Percenters."

it's funny that the term is 2 percenters when it seems to be more like 40 percent of people who go there and aren't completely obssessed with A&M to the oint of having sexual relations with pumpkins. but i do at least one former redpot who swears that initiation for male red pots is sex with a pumpkin.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


so yall are "2 Percenters."

it's funny that the term is 2 percenters when it seems to be more like 40 percent of people who go there and aren't completely obssessed with A&M to the oint of having sexual relations with pumpkins. but i do at least one former redpot who swears that initiation for male red pots is sex with a pumpkin.


haha i know. i really don't know why they're called 2%. nor do i really understand why the opposite are called red ass.

ok wait what's a red pot??

and seriously, how do you know me? do you go to a&m?

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair




why would i need to do that, according to you, you know what i look like cuz you've met me

i just want everyone else to share in your good looks, brown hair and 34-C titties.

MusicMan4
04-11-2005, 08:26 PM
I hope you are telling the truth Julie, or should I say well6@

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 08:26 PM
my name is ****** too. and im 19. i have small tits and a big head. i also live in texas. f-ing nuts.

MusicMan4
04-11-2005, 08:26 PM
because an aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do.

CarlitoBrigante
04-11-2005, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



wow ok so you definately have never met me. haha I WISH i had 34Cs. that would be great.

You can brush your hair?!

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by CarlitoBrigante


You can brush your hair?!


sort of. i'm still learning. it's really tricky!!

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
ok wait what's a red pot??

wow it's amazing what a pesky little bonfire collapse will do to school traditions. i actually forgot that we don't have red pots at a&m anymore.

redpots were the student organization that supervised the construction of the bonfire. they were separate from the corps and basically supervised the corps kids who worked on bonfire, the dorm kids who worked on bonfire, and the junior yellow and orange pots (the junior pots).

when i first got there, red pots were as important and well-known as the football team.

MusicMan4
04-11-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
an aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do.

CarlitoBrigante
04-11-2005, 08:29 PM
nice, at least your trying my friend.
A lot of my friends from Spanish Harlem didn't try hard enough at not getting caught, and now there either on Rykers Island prison barge or they are below the ground.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


wow it's amazing what a pesky little bonfire collapse will do to school traditions. i actually forgot that we don't have red pots at a&m anymore.

redpots were the student organization that supervised the construction of the bonfire. they were separate from the corps and basically supervised the corps kids who worked on bonfire, the dorm kids who worked on bonfire, and the junior yellow and orange pots (the junior pots).

when i first got there, red pots were as important and well-known as the football team.




so you go to a&m?

and honestly, how do you know me?

Karl Connor
04-11-2005, 08:33 PM
ugh no. im not IMing her again

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



wow ok so you definately have never met me. haha I WISH i had 34Cs. that would be great.

i was trying to build you up.

THIS THREAD SUX
04-11-2005, 08:41 PM
:dammit:

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


i was trying to build you up.


hey, way to avoid the question about where you go to school and how you know me.

MusicMan4
04-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by THIS THREAD SUX
:dammit:

not this time, man

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 08:51 PM
bjornborg.org, if you really know me like you say you do, im me and talk to me one-on-one instead of trying to convince people that you know me. i really wanna know who you are and how you got my screen name.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 08:54 PM
i'm in biology with you.

i've seen you before on campus and browsed on to your laptop and saw your IM name.

i've failed it twice already; i need to pass it so i can graduate.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
not this time, man
whatever, sean. you know it's true.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 09:04 PM
julie, unfortunately you can't delete people quoting your threads, so this deleting business is really not going to help very much.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
i'm in biology with you.

i've seen you before on campus and browsed on to your laptop and saw your IM name.

i've failed it twice already; i need to pass it so i can graduate.




who's the bio prof, then, and what days/times is class held?

and if you just saw me on campus, how would you know my name and screen name?

and how would you browse onto my laptop?

AND MY NAME IS NOT JULIE

mewl
04-11-2005, 09:11 PM
wtf..

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
i'm in biology with you.

i've seen you before on campus and browsed on to your laptop and saw your IM name.

i've failed it twice already; i need to pass it so i can graduate.



if you know me so well, why don't you IM me and talk to me?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:24 PM
and obviously, you know my screen name, since you gave it out to everyone. funny how you had everyone BUT YOU im me.

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 09:26 PM
hey ****** do you recognize him

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1578841">

Mayfuck
04-11-2005, 09:27 PM
Jeez, Nimrod's Son. Can you just let one girl register on this board without you trying to get that pussy?

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
Jeez, Nimrod's Son. Can you just let one girl register on this board without you trying to get that pussy?

haha

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
hey ****** do you recognize him

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1578841">


no

should i?

is that you, or is it bjorn?? or someone else?

neopryn
04-11-2005, 09:33 PM
that picture is hilarious, but i can't figure out why

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



no

should i?

is that you, or is it bjorn?? or someone else? thats him

i am much better looking

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
thats him

i am much better looking



i have never seen him before in my life. he's old. and he's ugly. and so is the girl he's with.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
thats him

i am much better looking



how'd you get that picture of him??

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair




how'd you get that picture of him?? i pulled it from an old thread on here

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair

he's old. shit you would hate me then

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
shit you would hate me then


haha no i don't hate him cuz he's old and ugly. i hated him before i knew he was old and ugly.

what i don't understand is how someone that much older than me got my screen name or how he knows me or whatever

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:45 PM
i am obviously not his age. and i would NEVER have made out with him.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



haha no i don't hate him cuz he's old and ugly. i hated him before i knew he was old and ugly.

what i don't understand is how someone that much older than me got my screen name or how he knows me or whatever


ok i take back what i said about him being old, cuz he's not as old as he looks, which sucks for him. i'm glad i don't look like i'm 35 when i'm only like 23 or something.

but still. not attractive. at. all.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:50 PM
i think it's funny that bjorn has had nothing to say for the past 45 minutes.

now that everyone knows he's full of shit.

and pathetic.

and ugly.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:51 PM
but it would still be really nice if he, or anyone who knows, could tell me how he "knows" me and how he got my screen name...

is he just that pathetic? or is he a stalker? or what?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:53 PM
so, those of you who have looked at my pic... what do you think?

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 09:54 PM
bjorn is not the ace of aces. sorry guys. you're picking on the wrong man. it's making you look stupid, woman. get the fuck out of here. we already have two ******s. and you're making us look bad.

mewl
04-11-2005, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
so, those of you who have looked at my pic... what do you think?

your hott asl?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
bjorn is not the ace of aces. sorry guys. you're picking on the wrong man. it's making you look stupid, woman. get the fuck out of here. we already have two ******s. and you're making us look bad.


am i supposed to be embarrassed that i'm looking stupid? should i really give a shit that people that have never met me, and whom i have never met, really think i'm stupid? all i want to know is what bjorn's intentions were when he started that thread, and why he chose me to fuck with, and how the hell he even knows me in the first place...

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by mewl


your hott asl?


i think we've already been over that.

mewl
04-11-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i think we've already been over that.

sorry i didn't read that part.

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i am obviously not his age. and i would NEVER have made out with him. You are pretty attractive

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



am i supposed to be embarrassed that i'm looking stupid? should i really give a shit that people that have never met me, and whom i have never met, really think i'm stupid? all i want to know is what bjorn's intentions were when he started that thread, and why he chose me to fuck with, and how the hell he even knows me in the first place...
you think he's gonna get serious and tell you. no. so forget about it. go trim your pubes, ******. ugh. i cant believe an idiot like you shares my name.

mewl
04-11-2005, 10:01 PM
lool

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You are pretty attractive
d00d. she reminds me of trykristin.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

you think he's gonna get serious and tell you. no. so forget about it. go trim your pubes, ******. ugh. i cant believe an idiot like you shares my name.


when you im'd me you said your name was jesse. pathetic.

man all of you are so pathetic.

except nimrod's son or whatever.

all of you, get a life. seriously.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



when you im'd me you said your name was jesse. pathetic.

man all of you are so pathetic.

except nimrod's son or whatever.

all of you, get a life. seriously.
allright, miss 37 posts per day.

Mayfuck
04-11-2005, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair


Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair


Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair


Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



Are you 3Marlon3Brando?

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

allright, miss 37 posts per day.

if bjorn hadn't had all of you start trying to fuck with me, i wouldn't even have registered on here to try to find out who the hell he is. some guy is claiming to know me and is having all of his pathetic followers im me and harrass me. i don't see how it's pathetic to try to find out who this guy is. what IS pathetic, however, is harrassing an innocent person that you don't know, just because you have nothing better to do.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair




i have never seen him before in my life. he's old. and he's ugly. and so is the girl he's with.

you're really fucking gullible if you believe that's me just because Nimrod's Son - my arch nemesis says so- .

Thatís The Ace of Aces, some stupid and unfunny wetback (and youíre right about him and that slutty looking mexican girl being ugly). I donít want anyone on here to see my identity and I canít get on AIM from work. Iíll AIM you my pic from home.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


you're really fucking gullible if you believe that's me just because Nimrod's Son - my arch nemesis says so- .

Thatís The Ace of Aces, some stupid and unfunny wetback (and youíre right about him and that slutty looking mexican girl being ugly). I donít want anyone on here to see my identity and I canít get on AIM from work. Iíll AIM you my pic from home.


what is your screen name

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
man all of you are so pathetic.

except nimrod's son or whatever.

Quite possibly the funniest line in the history of Netphoria.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



what is your screen name

Tigerbeer69.

Boss is a nazi though and we can't download new programs. I'll IM you from home tomorrow or the next day and give you the full story.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


Tigerbeer69.

Boss is a nazi though and we can't download new programs. I'll IM you from home tomorrow or the next day and give you the full story.


how do i know that's even you.

and when you say the whole story, you mean you're gonna tell me why you told everyone to fuck with me and how you got my screen name and all that stuff? and the actual truth, not the bull shit you've been posting on here?

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
so, those of you who have looked at my pic... what do you think?

wait, i thought you didn't care what anyone on here thinks.

damnit julie, you're still so transparent.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


wait, i thought you didn't care what anyone on here thinks.

damnit julie, you're still so transparent.


my name is ******.

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

d00d. she reminds me of trykristin. no way

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
how do i know that's even you.



you're just going to have to take my word for it.

Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
and when you say the whole story, you mean you're gonna tell me why you told everyone to fuck with me and how you got my screen name and all that stuff? and the actual truth, not the bull shit you've been posting on here?


precisely.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



my name is ******.

that's what you say, but you also said that quote - I don't have anything to prove to anyone here anyway - end quote, and then you proceeded to ask us what we thought of your appearance.

julie, you'll always be julie to me.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


you're just going to have to take my word for it.



precisely.



alright. glad i could entertain all of you.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


that's what you say, but you also said that quote - I don't have anything to prove to anyone here anyway - end quote, and then you proceeded to ask us what we thought of your appearance.

julie, you'll always be julie to me.
just say something to appease her so she'll go away. damn.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

just say something to appease her so she'll go away. damn.

ya know if you werent so hung up on geek usa's brother back in the day - what's his name cholo? - and you could have gotten over me being a few years older than you, we'd probably have babies by now.

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair




alright. glad i could entertain all of you.

what the hell does that mean?

you're gettin a little self-esteem boost out of this by showing your pic. it's not all about me ridiculing you for others entertainment.

i'm doing this for us julie, us.

Deleted_User
04-11-2005, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
i am obviously not his age. and i would NEVER have made out with him. sweet merciful christ you are fucking hideous.

icanbrushmyhair
04-11-2005, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


what the hell does that mean?

you're gettin a little self-esteem boost out of this by showing your pic. it's not all about me ridiculing you for others entertainment.

i'm doing this for us julie, us.


i wasn't talking about entertaining ya'll with my pic, i was talking about entertaining ya'll by posting so much and actually giving reactions when ya'll decided to start messaging me. if ya'll weren't doing it for the entertainment of the reactions, then what were you doing it for?

mewl
04-11-2005, 10:46 PM
you all=y'all

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:52 PM
i have a feeling shes on AIM with Nimrod right now.

sweet Jesus that guy's such a perv.

alexthestampede
04-11-2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
i have a feeling shes on AIM with Nimrod right now.

sweet Jesus that guy's such a perv.

hes a lot more successful at it than you are

bjornborg.org
04-11-2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
if ya'll weren't doing it for the entertainment of the reactions, then what were you doing it for?

because i love you with every fiber in my being.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by alexthestampede

hes a lot more successful at it than you are
YOU KNOW SHE'S UGLY.

Affectation
04-11-2005, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

YOU KNOW SHE'S UGLY. At least she doesn't look like a fucking inca. Bitch.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
At least she doesn't look like a fucking inca. Bitch.
i dont give a fuck what she doesnt look like. i said she was ugly.

Affectation
04-11-2005, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

i dont give a fuck what she doesnt look like. i said she was ugly. And I'm saying you're ugly. You have absolutely no room to talk.

Deleted_User
04-11-2005, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
At least she doesn't look like a fucking inca. Bitch. lol.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
And I'm saying you're ugly. You have absolutely no room to talk.
yes. i do. being an ugly person myself i can spot another one a mile away. you're ugly, man.

Nimrod's Son
04-11-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
i have a feeling shes on AIM with Nimrod right now.

sweet Jesus that guy's such a perv. Nope. Never once AIMed her.

I'm not trying to pick her up, dude. She's 19, lives in Texas, and has a boyfriend. Seems kind of pointless for me to waste my time on.

Affectation
04-11-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

yes. i do. being an ugly person myself i can spot another one a mile away. you're ugly, man. That makes absolutely no sense. Go die.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
That makes absolutely no sense. Go die.
QUE FEO.

come on, ugly. it takes one to know one. are you retarded or something?

Affectation
04-11-2005, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

QUE FEO.

come on, ugly. it takes one to know one. are you retarded or something? Yeah, the term "it takes one to know one" when applied to being unattractive makes absolutely no sense. You're fucking retarded. And your teeth look are straight out of Machu Picchu. Now shut up.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
Yeah, the term "it takes one to know one" when applied to being unattractive makes absolutely no sense. You're fucking retarded. And your teeth look are straight out of Machu Picchu. Now shut up.
yes it does.

and no they dont.

Affectation
04-11-2005, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

yes it does.

and no they dont. Keep telling yourself that.

yo soy el mejor
04-11-2005, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
Keep telling yourself that.
im not usually not full of myself or anything. but i can honestly say im better looking than you.

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:30 AM
Glad to see this thread has devolved from a vintage Netphoria attack on the outsider/newbie, into vintage Netphoria Nethporia at its worst - a Youíre ugly/ No, youíre ugly festival.

Letís think about this for a second; how funny is it that Nimrodís Son, Ace of Aces, Affectation, yo soy el mejor, and Julie (aka, ******, aka ICanBrushMyHair) are arguing over whoís uglier. These are not exactly Netphoriaís Most Beautiful people. Well, Julieís pretty boneable if you like the sexy anorexic look

yo soy el mejor
04-12-2005, 11:32 AM
cant a brother call somebody ugly, goddamnit.


aND alex. you suck. i didnt mean what i said about billy bob thorton. unblock me.

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
cant a brother call somebody ugly, goddamnit.


aND alex. you suck. i didnt mean what i said about billy bob thorton. unblock me.


Itís just dumb because with limited exceptions people arenít universally recognized nice pieces or universally recognized uglies. So, when you get into a youíre ugly/no youíre ugly battle, itís just incredibly pointless because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

That said, Affectation actually falls into that universally recognized ugly category, whereas Nimrodís Son, Ace of Aces, and yo soy el mejor are at least debatably attractive even though most people probably think otherwise.

blackfaerie
04-12-2005, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
i have a feeling shes on AIM with Nimrod right now.

sweet Jesus that guy's such a perv.

:noway:

alexthestampede
04-12-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by blackfaerie


:noway:

LOL and you thought what he and you had was special

blackfaerie
04-12-2005, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by alexthestampede


LOL and you thought what he and you had was special

i swore i wouldn't tell. and you can't make me.

Nimrod's Son
04-12-2005, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
Letís think about this for a second; how funny is it that Nimrodís Son, Ace of Aces, Affectation, yo soy el mejor, and Julie (aka, ******, aka ICanBrushMyHair) are arguing over whoís uglier. These are not exactly Netphoriaís Most Beautiful people. Well, Julieís pretty boneable if you like the sexy anorexic look :think:

Uh, pay attention genius. I never said anyone was ugly in this thread.

icanbrushmyhair
04-12-2005, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
:think:

Uh, pay attention genius. I never said anyone was ugly in this thread.

and neither did i

icanbrushmyhair
04-12-2005, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org



Itís just dumb because with limited exceptions people arenít universally recognized nice pieces or universally recognized uglies. So, when you get into a youíre ugly/no youíre ugly battle, itís just incredibly pointless because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

That said, Affectation actually falls into that universally recognized ugly category, whereas Nimrodís Son, Ace of Aces, and yo soy el mejor are at least debatably attractive even though most people probably think otherwise.

seriously, why would i call people ugly if i've never seen them before? and as for people calling me ugly, that's their opinion. and it really doesn't affect me. especially since i have no idea who you or any of them are.

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
:think:

Uh, pay attention genius. I never said anyone was ugly in this thread.

Sorry, you werenít calling people ugly in this thread; that was the other 136 threads you posted in yesterday.

icanbrushmyhair
04-12-2005, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


Tigerbeer69.

Boss is a nazi though and we can't download new programs. I'll IM you from home tomorrow or the next day and give you the full story.


when should i expect my explanation????

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



when should i expect my explanation????

I haven't had any home Internet time. We have MSN Messenger on here, do you have that?

icanbrushmyhair
04-12-2005, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


I haven't had any home Internet time. We have MSN Messenger on here, do you have that?

no but i'm sure i can get it if you really are gonna tell me the truth

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair


no but i'm sure i can get it if you really are gonna tell me the truth

I've told you part of the story already and you don't believe me. Will you promise me that you're not just going to waste my time with false accusations?

yo soy el mejor
04-12-2005, 11:23 PM
stop bumping this, idiot. everyone's done laughing at you.

icanbrushmyhair
04-12-2005, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


I've told you part of the story already and you don't believe me. Will you promise me that you're not just going to waste my time with false accusations?


i'll listen to what you have to say but if it's not true and you're still trying to pull this bull shit out of your ass then don't waste my time

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
stop bumping this, idiot. everyone's done laughing at you.

Yeah, well you're just an Inca bitch.

yo soy el mejor
04-12-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org


Yeah, well you're just an Inca bitch.
yeah. and you're dragging this crap out. just IM her and you two can be retarded with eachother.

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair



i'll listen to what you have to say but if it's not true and you're still trying to pull this bull shit out of your ass then don't waste my time

See, there you go again Julie. All I'm saying is that if I'm going to go create an MSN account and take time out of my school and 40-hour per week work schedule to chat with you, you're going to have to be honest with me. That's all I'm saying.

neopryn
04-12-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
stop bumping this, idiot. everyone's done laughing at you. i don't know if anyone ever started

bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

yeah. and you're dragging this crap out. just IM her and you two can be retarded with eachother.

I can't IM her. Do you want me to take a picture of me trying to download AIM on here. Can't do it.

alexthestampede
04-12-2005, 11:32 PM
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bjornborg.org
04-12-2005, 11:40 PM
yo soy ignored my comments about how she use to be hung up cholo - GEEK USA's brother - and therefore never got to ride my dick and make little bjorn babies.

yo soy el mejor
04-12-2005, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by bjornborg.org
yo soy ignored my comments about how she use to be hung up cholo - GEEK USA's brother - and therefore never got to ride my dick and make little bjorn babies.
i havent gone out with him in almost two years. sure. i was hung up on him. but im not at all anymore. i dont even talk to him. now im hung up on someone much better.

you are ace. lol. nigger.

Boner
04-14-2005, 10:43 AM
have there been any i can brush my hair sitings today? i've been away for 36 hours.

DeviousJ
04-14-2005, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by icanbrushmyhair
undress me everywhere

Boner
04-14-2005, 11:06 AM
imagination that is your creation