View Full Version : i have nipples... can you milk me?


Quagmire
04-06-2005, 11:41 PM
seriously... why do i have nipples? they are useless

Phobophile
04-06-2005, 11:42 PM
they're for pouring hot wax on.

blackfaerie
04-06-2005, 11:42 PM
some guy and his wife wanted to see if men could breastfeed a baby. they can. it's thought that millions of year ago men used to breastfeed children and your nipples are all that's left.

GlasgowKiss
04-06-2005, 11:43 PM
Ill try Adam. Ill try goddammit.

Quagmire
04-06-2005, 11:44 PM
a kid at my HS produced milk. i saw him do it in the locker room. andrew serrato

Phobophile
04-06-2005, 11:45 PM
man. you orange county kids are fucking weird. I'm going back to Oregon.. again.

souvenir
04-07-2005, 02:20 AM
dammit, can anyone find a bigger version of this :
http://www.theshirtlocker.com/images/shows/familyguy/60/FamilyGuy-Stewie-Nipple.jpg

ChristHimself!
04-07-2005, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by ******
a kid at my HS produced milk. i saw him do it in the locker room. andrew serrato

:erm

smashingjj
04-07-2005, 07:47 AM
Heh, some sort of milk used to drip out of an old (male) friend's nipples too. Fucking hilarious, come to think of it.

mistle
04-07-2005, 07:48 AM
EWW!

pale blue eyes
04-07-2005, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by souvenir
dammit, can anyone find a bigger version of this :
http://www.theshirtlocker.com/images/shows/familyguy/60/FamilyGuy-Stewie-Nipple.jpg

.

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1570591>

Sonic Johnny
04-07-2005, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by ******
a kid at my HS produced milk. i saw him do it in the locker room. andrew serrato

guy in year 11 Phys Ed when i was in year 8 was commanded to remove his shirt to play footy. he had fully developed c-cup breasts.

jenn
04-07-2005, 10:44 AM
given enough stimulation men can lactate. so... if you really want to be milked, thus making your nipples useful my suggestion would be to find an infant in need of some attachment parenting, strap on a supplimental nursing system and let the kid have at it.