View Full Version : Simple math for Terri Schiavo


sppunk
03-28-2005, 09:07 PM
http://www.optimisticpessimism.com/newspics/vegetable.gif

Mariner
03-28-2005, 09:07 PM
i don't see any numbers

sppunk
03-28-2005, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Mariner
i don't see any numbers That's part of the "irony."

Blue*Carbonite
03-28-2005, 09:09 PM
i think they should make her into Soilent Green crackers

Mariner
03-28-2005, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
"irony."

:Skeptical

i don't see any operator symbols or equals signs either

tear stained glass
03-28-2005, 09:14 PM
how is she not dead yet?

chris_bakewell
03-28-2005, 09:18 PM
Sppunk is a fucking cunt! wooo!!!!:D

alexthestampede
03-28-2005, 09:38 PM
terri schiavo implies blender
blender implies v8




..


death of terri schiavo = uncertainty of blenders and v8 everywhere?

Sonic Johnny
03-28-2005, 09:41 PM
this whole thing is bullshit. i cant believe it got so worked up.

Nimrod's Son
03-28-2005, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Mariner


:Skeptical

i don't see any operator symbols or equals signs either maybe this is Texas calculus

alexthestampede
03-28-2005, 09:42 PM
-> means "implies"

but then i learned that in texas...

GreenEggsNSpam
03-28-2005, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
terri schiavo implies blender
blender implies v8
..

death of terri schiavo = uncertainty of blenders and v8 everywhere? Terry is a vegtable. Once you put her in a blender, you can make "vegetable juice"

I don't find it offensive, and it's not even funny.

sppunk
03-28-2005, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Mariner


:Skeptical

i don't see any operator symbols or equals signs either I didn't make it dude ... I'm passing it along as one of the lamest Internet jokes ever.

BeautifulLoser
03-28-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
one of the lamest Internet jokes ever.

Damn straight.

GlasgowKiss
03-28-2005, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Terry is a vegtable. Once you put her in a blender, you can make "vegetable juice"


Alex sure is lucky to have you around to point these things out.

Oranjes
03-29-2005, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
this whole thing is bullshit. i cant believe it got so worked up. I agree..

The media is doing a great job of causing chaos though!

Funny? No.. True? Yes.. She isn't a functioning human being, but she still deserves a humane death.

Oranjes
03-29-2005, 12:29 AM
ERRRRRRRR.. I don't know the full story, but from what I understand, the only part of her brain that works is the part that gives commands to your body;(breathing, blinking, etc etc)..

Oranjes
03-29-2005, 12:31 AM
Blender + Oranjes= Orange Juice! :eek:

The Slore
03-29-2005, 12:58 AM
5 + 3 = NNGHHAAAHHYYEEHHUGHH!!!

Mariner
03-29-2005, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
I didn't make it dude ... I'm passing it along as one of the lamest Internet jokes ever.

just checking

Nimrod's Son
03-29-2005, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Oranjes
ERRRRRRRR.. I don't know the full story, but from what I understand, the only part of her brain that works is the part that gives commands to your body;(breathing, blinking, etc etc).. I wonder if she can still have orgasms

I might like to try eating a vegatable

Geek USA
03-29-2005, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by sppunk
I didn't make it dude ... I'm passing it along as one of the lamest Internet jokes ever.

oh whatever.. you thought it was funny.

alexthestampede
03-29-2005, 11:52 PM
yea instead of all those millions of donuts you usually pack away

Mariner
03-29-2005, 11:53 PM
just as long as it's not cauliflower

Nimrod's Son
03-30-2005, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
yea instead of all those millions of donuts you usually pack away I hate sweets