View Full Version : alexthestampede makes isle look like a scholar


patrick
03-26-2005, 06:05 PM
it's crazy

alexthestampede
03-26-2005, 06:18 PM
isle is going to oxford

patrick
03-26-2005, 06:19 PM
yeah it's amazing the things people can buy, huh

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 06:19 PM
Hi patrick.

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 06:20 PM
what's that joke you were going to tell me?

patrick
03-26-2005, 06:20 PM
hey geo

what's up baby

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 06:20 PM
oh, alex.


PARTY AT ZACHS.

patrick
03-26-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by FAGGOT!
what's that joke you were going to tell me? what is george bush's favorite vegetable?

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by patrick
what is george bush's favorite vegetable?

i don't know.. what is it?

patrick
03-26-2005, 06:21 PM
terri schiavo

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by patrick
terri schiavo

LOL.

Mariner
03-26-2005, 06:22 PM
how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Mariner
how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

how?

Mariner
03-26-2005, 06:23 PM
put him on stage with a tiger

patrick
03-26-2005, 06:30 PM
while it was admirable to follow up my joke with one with a similiar subject matter, i'm going to have to give it a 1/5

try again, mariner

vanilla
03-26-2005, 07:00 PM
how do you make a 5 year old girl cry?

alexthestampede
03-26-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by vanilla
how do you make a 5 year old girl cry?

say her best friends name during sex?

vanilla
03-26-2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by alexthestampede


say her best friends name during sex?
i meant to ask, how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?
wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Karl Connor
03-26-2005, 07:06 PM
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Karl Connor
03-26-2005, 07:07 PM
^ oxford material

Geek USA
03-26-2005, 07:08 PM
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Mariner
03-26-2005, 07:11 PM
you should have just said

Originally posted by patrick
crappy joke

DieDiemydarling
03-26-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell
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Isle
03-28-2005, 09:11 AM
LOL

Isle
03-28-2005, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by FAGGOT!
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that's pretty awesome

Geek USA
03-28-2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Isle


that's pretty awesome

aw thanks darling.

GlasgowKiss
03-28-2005, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by FAGGOT!


aw thanks darling.

He's just using you to get to me.

Isle
03-28-2005, 11:45 AM
OMNG geo called me darling

love

Rockin' Cherub
03-28-2005, 12:32 PM
wasn't that picture part of the metal gear story

Isle
03-28-2005, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub
wasn't that picture part of the metal gear story

no, similar though. i guess this is my trademark dumb face.

Rockin' Cherub
03-28-2005, 12:42 PM
i hope none of your oxford professors ever read netphoria.

neopryn
03-28-2005, 02:29 PM
alex goes in cycles. i think he's been pretty funny lately. at least he knows he's being moronic. no delusions of grandeur.