Someone wrote this number on a bus shelter in downtown Minneapolis. No one's answering now, but I think you should call it anyway. Let's see if we can make something interesting happen.

I'm hitting 411

normal business hours are from 8am - 4pm

then it says "answer the following questions and I will make sure someone gets your message"

Then it says goodbye and hangs up

ill call it if you make my name all lowercase again. i swear this is the last name change ill ever ask for :cry:

it was an automated message. it hung up on me instead of actually taking any commands though

hey mason, could yo uplease change Liquid-J'sGhost to Jer0me? with a zero? pls and thx :)

I wonder why this number is stupid.

Why does every thread I start turn into a "hey mason do this" thread?

because pakula never does :/

set an example and refuse liquid j's request. then they'll leave you alone

hey mason...

i'm not calling the number.

can you.... haha, got ya.

sorry man, i didn't mean to bug ya

Originally posted by alexthestampede
because pakula never does :/

set an example and refuse liquid j's request. then they'll leave you alone

hey man that's not fair, don't be a hater just cause you got yours and sehki got his

in fact, you got TWO requests

mason can you change my vote in the nigger thread to pakula?


^_^

The real Jerome hasn't been here since November. I killed him and put J's ghost in his place. LiquidJ'sGhost now equals Jerome. Now shut up.

THANKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

woah look at all those exclamation points in my location!!! maybe i shold tone that down1

THIS FEELS LIKE A BRAND NEW SUIT!!! SUPER SMOOTH!!!!

hey mason, can you change my name to beef curtains ???

Are you really sure you want that?

219-484-0904

Call that number and ask if Penis Boy is still awake or has hibernation come early this year.

Hey Mason,can you change my name to "Matt-"


plz, thx?

Originally posted by gallows humor
Are you really sure you want that?

yeah!!!

the anticipation is killing me :(

mason- can you please change my name to "jenn"?

Mason - can you please get yourself a milkshake and relax for being such a nice guy and putting up with all these demands?

Originally posted by DeviousJ
Mason - can you please get yourself a milkshake and relax for being such a nice guy and putting up with all these demands?


i will paypal you the funds for the milkshake, as i approve of this ^ post!

I'm loathe to do this because I just know most of you are going to ask me to change your names back. But I'm doing it now anyway.

I called the number again. It's a girl named Ashley. If you don't say anything, she'll keep saying "Hello?" in the same tone of voice for like a minute. I had to say something just to see if she was a robot. Call her and tell her that you got her number from the bus shelter over by the Government Center on 3rd and 5th. You'll be glad you did.

Maybe I should call her back using my real voice and try to score.

Originally posted by Ihaman
Hey Mason,can you change my name to "Matt-"


plz, thx?
There's already a user named Matt-. Oh, the secret irony.

hey mason, can you consolidate the posts from the '******' account to this one, and chagne my name to 2EXTRAVA2****** ?

I would now like to request the name So very sad about me

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I would now like to request the name So very sad about me

:rofl:

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THANKS MASON!!!

we should just have a big name switcharoo where everyone gets a random other netphorian's name.
that way noone will know who anyone is and the complaining will end!

Originally posted by gallows humor
Why does every thread I start turn into a "hey mason do this" thread? Hey, Mason. Will you bend me over the sofa and ram me up the ass then cum on my ass and/or titties? Thanks.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I would now like to request the name So very sad about me

I have captured the name nimrod's son over at blamo and it is flying the kerry/edwards banner in your honor. i just didnt want there to be any more confusion so i took that other guy down

gallow, be a good man and change our account name to "The Channel 4 New Team with anchorman Ron Burgundy, reporter Brian Fantana, Champ Kind with Sports and Brick Tamland's weather"

Originally posted by noir cat
Hey, Mason. Will you bend me over the sofa and ram me up the ass then cum on my ass and/or titties? Thanks.
All other requests are put on hold until I'm done masturbating to this post.

Originally posted by gallows humor

All other requests are put on hold until I'm done masturbating to this post. Oh, I'm so special.

:love:

Originally posted by noir cat
Oh, I'm so special.

:love:
Troublemaker.

Originally posted by gallows humor

All other requestscruciel.

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