i'm itchy

Use me.

OH! i've missed you so!

hi :o

Supzzzzz

i've nowhere else to be tonight. my baby is talking to his parents about his grades (he finished all his homework and brought them up) and so tonight is his last night of grounding. spring break starts tonight. i worked today and yesterday. my job is the best job in the world. internet coffee cafe. it freakin' rules. my life is awesome. my hair is awesome. i miss doug.

i just realized how little of a part netphoria plays in my life now

Just wait until you and Doug break up

You'll be back.

yea youre what they call a burnt out case

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Just wait until you and Doug break up

You'll be back.

we're not gonna break up.

we're gonna get married and have 2.5 kids.

wow, that does sound like the best job in the world! *drafts resignation letter*

Originally posted by ALEXTHESTAMPEDE
yea youre what they call a burnt out case not so much

Originally posted by Liquid-J
wow, that does sound like the best job in the world! *drafts resignation letter*

girls only business.

Originally posted by stefanie


girls only business.


*scraps resignation letter, draws up soon to be denied application and subsequent sexual discrimination lawsuit paperwork*

Originally posted by stefanie


girls only business. *drafts lawsuit*

edit: Jerome bastard

ah, we're twins. class-action suit!!

man you wouldn't wanna work there. the aprons have pink lettering. and the boss calls us 'bean girls'.

THATS PRETTY GAY!


but fun.

<font color="dab9ea">How long have you and doug been together now?</font>

i stand by my orignal statement even more emphatically after that testimony, young lady! this really does sound like the best job in the world. too bad my massive settlement will put you ladies out of business

Originally posted by obscured01
<font color="dab9ea">How long have you and doug been together now?</font>

4 1/2 months and it's great. i know it sounds like a small amount of time but it's a long time for me and he's perfect. most of you won't believe it but i don't care that much. i like you a lot because you've been with your fiance since you were my age.

Originally posted by stefanie
i just realized how little of a part netphoria plays in my life now Even so, continue to come around here every once in awhile. You're such a cutie.

Originally posted by stefanie


4 1/2 months and it's great. i know it sounds like a small amount of time but it's a long time for me and he's perfect. most of you won't believe it but i don't care that much. i like you a lot because you've been with your fiance since you were my age.

<font color="dab9ea">I guess that's why I think people give you too hard of a time because I've been there myself. Anyway yay. When we hit 6 months I couldn't believe it. Wait till you hit a year, then a year and a half, then time just flies by.</font>

Originally posted by Liquid-J
i stand by my orignal statement even more emphatically after that testimony, young lady! this really does sound like the best job in the world. too bad my massive settlement will put you ladies out of business

it is a good job, all joking aside. i get paid 6.00 and i get a .50 raise in two weeks. it's fun and i like my boss, my coworkers and the atmosphere.

Originally posted by stefanie


it is a good job, all joking aside. i get paid 6.00 and i get a .50 raise in two weeks. it's fun and i like my boss, my coworkers and the atmosphere.


what units are those? i hope you're not helping doug with his math homework.

because remember, kids. you can never be 100% sure unless the units are identified.

Originally posted by Liquid-J



what units are those? i hope you're not helping doug with his math homework.

dollars, i would hope.

i live in america.

Originally posted by stefanie


dollars, i would hope.

i live in america.


ok, i'm assuming american dollars. per second? per month? what girl, what??

Originally posted by Liquid-J



ok, i'm assuming american dollars. per second? per month? what girl, what??

<font color="dab9ea">You're funny. :)</font>

Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">I guess that's why I think people give you too hard of a time because I've been there myself. Anyway yay. When we hit 6 months I couldn't believe it. Wait till you hit a year, then a year and a half, then time just flies by.</font> Nah, I think it's because every post is about Doug.

i'm not funny, i'm very serious here. and the antipop as well. these kids need to study their maths. you hear that mo? you hear that stefanie? learn your maths!!! holy crow

Originally posted by Liquid-J



ok, i'm assuming american dollars. per second? per month? what girl, what??

6 american dollars per hour.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Nah, I think it's because every post is about Doug.

well he rules

Originally posted by stefanie


6 american dollars per hour.


there we go, thank you. like pulling teeth, i tell ya.

also, in light of learning the actual units, i'm going to have to recant my previous statements in which i said your job sounded like the best job in the world. sorry :o

six dollars per hour is a lot for aitkin. my sister worked at dairy queen for a year to get to that wage and i started out at it. and i get a raise in two weeks. anyways, i don't have anything i really need to pay for so it's fine and dandy for me.

Originally posted by stefanie


we're not gonna break up.

we're gonna get married and have 2.5 kids. Aren't you thinking a little far ahead about this relationship? Or are you just kidding.

oh my mistake. somehow i didn't equate "aitkin" with "the world." my bad :o

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Aren't you thinking a little far ahead about this relationship? Or are you just kidding.

that was sarcasm.

but yeah, i am PROBABLY going to marry him. i'm hoping i am. i woud love to. i threw in the probably just because there's always a small chance that it won't happen, but we're really well matched and good friends, first and foremost, so i think we'll last.

Originally posted by stefanie


that was sarcasm. ..... Alright.
And how long have you guys been together already?

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Alright.
And how long have you guys been together already?

4 1/2 months

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Aren't you thinking a little far ahead about this relationship? Or are you just kidding.
your owl eyes really need some blue and green in there. you could unify the birds with the rainbows. it'd be like east meets west. the bloods and the crypts together.

Originally posted by stefanie


that was sarcasm.

but yeah, i am PROBABLY going to marry him. i'm hoping i am. i woud love to. i threw in the probably just because there's always a small chance that it won't happen, but we're really well matched and good friends, first and foremost, so i think we'll last.
i miss this reckless optimism.

me and my girlfriend have been going out since September of freshman year, so that's what, 3 and a half years? so I win ;). (we got class couple! I'm going to be immortalized in that yearbook!). going off to college in different states should be interesting though.

Actually I think Ammy and Dan "win."

Originally posted by Nate the Grate
me and my girlfriend have been going out since September of freshman year, so that's what, 3 and a half years? so I win ;). (we got class couple! I'm going to be immortalized in that yearbook!). going off to college in different states should be interesting though.
good luck with that. you'll need it.

it drove me apart from the only truly meaningful relationship i've had.

we made it to about 3 years, 2 of which were long-distance.

Originally posted by Nate the Grate
going off to college in different states should be interesting though.

<font color="dab9ea">It can totally be done. I strongly suggest investing in a bunch of phone cards/free longdistance cell phone thing. We talk every night (he's not out of state any more, although he was out of state (La) when he first went off to college while I was still in high school) and it's just like he's still here, it makes a big difference. I guess we've been through the off and on long distance thing for nearly 5 years - 2 years he was here during high school. Thank god that will be over with in August. </font>

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Actually I think Ammy and Dan "win."

no you're wrong, I win. because I said so.

i am winner

Originally posted by phaedrus

your owl eyes really need some blue and green in there. you could unify the birds with the rainbows. it'd be like east meets west. the bloods and the crypts together. Hmm... you think? If I only knew how to do rainbows around avatars, I'd do it.
But it's nothing for me to change the eyes, that takes about 30 seconds. :o

Originally posted by stefanie
i just realized how little of a part netphoria plays in my life now thats really good to hear.

really. im working a lot and spending a lot of time at my other apartment with no internet access and it makes me feel better. i'm genuinely glad to see that you're happier too.

Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">It can totally be done. I strongly suggest investing in a bunch of phone cards/free longdistance cell phone thing. We talk every night (he's not out of state any more, although he was out of state (La) when he first went off to college while I was still in high school) and it's just like he's still here, it makes a big difference. </font>

definitely get some unlimited long distance going. or chat through msn (although there's lag with that). it's so great to fall asleep on the phone.

Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">It can totally be done. I strongly suggest investing in a bunch of phone cards/free longdistance cell phone thing. We talk every night (he's not out of state any more, although he was out of state (La) when he first went off to college while I was still in high school) and it's just like he's still here, it makes a big difference. </font>

thanks for the advice. we haven't really figured it out yet, but I think we've pretty much agreed that when we're apart, we'll sort of be broken up. I mean, we'll be free to test the waters if we want. I know that we won't be hooking up with random people or anything, just because our personalities aren't like that. but during the summer or vacations or whatever we'll be sort of together again. I don't really know how that's going to work. we'll see.

Originally posted by phaedrus


definitely get some unlimited long distance going. or chat through msn (although there's lag with that). it's so great to fall asleep on the phone.

<font color="dab9ea">We did the chat thing when he first left, and it just wasn't as personal. I highly recommend talking on the phone as often as you can.</font>

Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">We did the chat thing when he first left, and it just wasn't as personal. I highly recommend talking on the phone as often as you can.</font>
just chatting or using audio over msn?

we did the whole audio/webcam thing.

looking back it was kind of lame, but at the time it worked.



oh and Nate: i still see my ex whenever i'm in town, and visit her occassionally. we practically have an open relationship. it's ok, except that it's difficult to juggle your emotional connection with detachment for the sake of avoiding jealousy.

we're not going to college in different places. yay. we're staying in the general minnesota lakes area. yay. i don't even know if what i want to do in life requires college. we agree that we want to stay in aitkin for the rest of our lives because it's just a great town.

i love coming back here just to tell you all that i'm happy and to have you insist that i can't be because i'm trash, but that isn't happening so much right now. i am happy. netphoria isn't going to sway that either way. i just felt like updating you all.

Originally posted by phaedrus

just chatting or using audio over msn?

we did the whole audio/webcam thing.

looking back it was kind of lame, but at the time it worked.



oh and Nate: i still see my ex whenever i'm in town, and visit her occassionally. we practically have an open relationship. it's ok, except that it's difficult to juggle your emotional connection with detachment for the sake of avoiding jealousy.

<font color="dab9ea">We did both actually... I think we used this thing called vdo phone or something really lame. Any time I'd call him over it (I'd talk through the mic, and it would ring his dorm phone) his roommate would hang up on me. He was such an ass. But I don't think msn and aol had web cam stuff back this (this was in 2000) we used to use net meeting, but it always screwed up.</font>

Originally posted by stefanie
i am winner <img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1544654>

Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">We did both actually... I think we used this thing called vdo phone or something really lame. Any time I'd call him over it (I'd talk through the mic, and it would ring his dorm phone) his roommate would hang up on me. He was such an ass. But I don't think msn and aol had web cam stuff back this (this was in 2000) we used to use net meeting, but it always screwed up.</font>
haha, fun times. it's crazy what you do to bring the person you love closer to you.

i guess it was 2001 when i was using the webcam with msn.

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1544654>

EXACTLY!


hey i got doug resident evil 4 and it rules

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1544654> creep

in florida minimum wage is $6.15/hr
i started at bj's making 6.60 and it was my first job and after ninety days i got a $.25 raise and am up for another raise in a month or two

Originally posted by stefanie
i'm pregnant

stefanie, you make me crave the taste of gunpwder more than anyone on netphoria.

Originally posted by Voice Implodes
stefanie, you make me crave the taste of gunpwder more than anyone on netphoria.

that's good :)

Originally posted by stefanie
we agree that we want to stay in aitkin for the rest of our lives because it's just a great town.

coll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

what was wrong with deerwood

Originally posted by Sean Casey
what was wrong with deerwood

it's alright

move to minneapolis

you'll probably get bored in Atkins

Originally posted by Sean Casey
move to minneapolis

you'll probably get bored in Atkins

nah i don't like the cities that much

:rolleyes:

there is so much to do

like the mall of america

Originally posted by Sean Casey
there is so much to do

like the mall of america

it gets boring if you go there to much

i like it better when going shopping is a special occasion and such.

you don't have to shop

you can just chill with your friends in the food court. that's what i do except i do buy food because i'm so fat.

they always have stuff in my size at hot topic.

Originally posted by stefanie
we're not going to college in different places. yay. we're staying in the general minnesota lakes area. yay. i don't even know if what i want to do in life requires college. we agree that we want to stay in aitkin for the rest of our lives because it's just a great town.

i love coming back here just to tell you all that i'm happy and to have you insist that i can't be because i'm trash, but that isn't happening so much right now. i am happy. netphoria isn't going to sway that either way. i just felt like updating you all.
I have a friend that's gonna be selling a trailer up in that area. Perhaps you are interested? Keep saving that internet cash and you could be a homeowner by summertime.

Originally posted by gallows humor

I have a friend that's gonna be selling a trailer up in that area. Perhaps you are interested? Keep saving that internet cash and you could be a homeowner by summertime.

i already have 1 1/2 homes!

Originally posted by Sean Casey
you don't have to shop

you can just chill with your friends in the food court. that's what i do except i do buy food because i'm so fat.

they always have stuff in my size at hot topic.

nah i like small town life a lot.

thx for caring though, sean casey.

i made cookies today and they turned out well.

attn: dumbfucks.

she just said hi. this makes 3 pages? what the fuck are your problems?

Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
attn: dumbfucks.

she just said hi. this makes 3 pages? what the fuck are your problems?

hey that's pretty rude...

i think you should apologize

i think i am going to go over to doug's at about three a.m.

because i am so wacky

I just hope you're not still hanging out with Pastor Craig and the Jesus freaks. Other than that, it's good to see you're happy.

my dad's friend from way back works at the mall of america. her sister died of lung cancer poor and miserable :(

anyway he says she's got a really tough deal now, being an old spinster with no education. the mall of america gets pretty raucous when huge crowds of black people get in there and start hootin and hollerin.

Originally posted by Voice Implodes
stefanie, you make me crave the taste of gunpwder more than anyone on netphoria.
foo you could <s>die</s> go impotent

Originally posted by Future Boy
I just hope you're not still hanging out with Pastor Craig and the Jesus freaks. Other than that, it's good to see you're happy.

a lot of people, doug and i *******d, stopped going to youth group because craig started acting like a nazi and not letting people leave or do anything. but i still go to sunday services and such.

Originally posted by alexthestampede
my dad's friend from way back works at the mall of america. her sister died of lung cancer poor and miserable :(

anyway he says she's got a really tough deal now, being an old spinster with no education. the mall of america gets pretty raucous when huge crowds of black people get in there and start hootin and hollerin.

i only like to go to mall of america about once a year.

Originally posted by stefanie


i only like to go to mall of america about once a year.

i go there once every 9 years on average

shit, i've never once been to the mall of america

how do you like that shit?

Originally posted by alexthestampede


i go there once every 9 years on average

ah.

i'm gonna go to the cities for my birthday this year. stay in a hotel with some friends and go to mall of america and such.

can you believe i'll be turning 16? i was 12 when i first came here.

Originally posted by Sean Casey
shit, i've never once been to the mall of america

how do you like that shit?

it's not that special. it's just a mall. sure, it's nice but it's not absolutely necessary to visit.

cool. id recommend something but i really dont remember anything about the twin cities besides a couple lakes and my relatives houses and i dont remember the lakes' names

don't worry, you don't have to recommend anything. i lived in the cities for the first twelve years of my life, although it seems like i've been a small town type of person my entire life now. i can't emphasize how much i love living in a small town. i'm going to go off on a small tangent here. i love aitkin. it's the perfect small town. it has all the essentials you need, grocery store, a few restaurants, thrift store, antique store, coffee shops, gift shops, hair salons, boutiques, cute little movie theatre, good schools...ah i love it.

i like my desktop
it is egotistical
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1545277>

those fucking icon things suck.

that fucking thing in the lower right corner. what's wrong with you.

Originally posted by Sean Casey
those fucking icon things suck.

that fucking thing in the lower right corner. what's wrong with you.

it looks like me

only on my desktop

i don't have a webcam or anything now.

do you know how weird that is for me?

Originally posted by Sean Casey
those fucking icon things suck.

that fucking thing in the lower right corner. what's wrong with you.

you dont have them??

i cant imagine life without them, but i always try to keep as few as possible

edit:i guess you were talking about that doll

i have to resort to making my likeness in dolls

DARKNESS!

Oh hey, what's goin on?

10 to 1 she let doug play with her bum hole.

Originally posted by Affectation
10 to 1 she let doug play with her bum hole.

I'd take those odds but you're probably right.

Want some scotch?