View Full Version : Amazing Facts to Startle Your Brain!


Grumble
03-07-2005, 11:09 AM
1. Dogs have more legs than they do eyes!

2. There are more stars in space than anywhere else!

3. A woman has never given birth to a dolphin!

4. In New Jersey it's illegal to shoot a Jewish widow with a crossbow!

5. If cats could sing, some might choose not to!

6. If you fashioned a giant wand out of glued-together deodorant cans you could attempt to poke the moon with it!

7. Mammals get older, but not younger!

8. The sun is bigger than a house and hotter than freshly baked bread!

9. The faces on Mount Rushmore are bigger than the actual faces of the presidents they represent!

10. There are two vowels in the word 'Road'!

BeautifulLoser
03-07-2005, 11:19 AM
:erm

TIMb
03-07-2005, 11:21 AM
write that all by yourself?

mxzombie
03-07-2005, 11:22 AM
this kinda made me laugh

Grumble
03-07-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by TIMb
write that all by yourself?

My mum typed the last one.

TIMb
03-07-2005, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Grumble


My mum typed the last one.


:p

MeAndMyLlama
03-07-2005, 11:46 AM
man existence is meaningless now.... you changed my entire idealogy system with 10 facts

TIMb
03-07-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Grumble
1. Dogs have more legs than they do eyes!



http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/2legdog.jpg


:erm

TIMb
03-07-2005, 11:52 AM
http://darkmark.com/n2/uploads/_40052338_faith_203_scopfeatures.jpg

the
03-07-2005, 11:55 AM
EY

fuck you TIMb



poor dog ):

TIMb
03-07-2005, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by the
EY

fuck you TIMb



poor dog ):

hey! i didn't do it.

it is fucking aweful though!! :(

Grumble
03-07-2005, 01:10 PM
Well that dog doesn't have more legs than eyes but collectively, as a species, dogs do own more legs than eyes. So the cheeky little thing (the dog, not TIMb) can't discredit my first fact, as much as I know he'd like to.

Liquid-J
03-07-2005, 01:13 PM
i like that list and i got a good chuckle otu of it

ndugu
03-07-2005, 01:14 PM
11. Rod Stewart invented bread!

Xteenmachine
03-07-2005, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by ndugu
11. Rod Stewart invented bread!

if you delete this post, i'll delete mine too.

ndugu
03-07-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Xteenmachine


if you delete this post, i'll delete mine too.

i don't think i could live in such a world

yo soy el mejor
03-07-2005, 01:32 PM
penis!

mxzombie
03-07-2005, 02:18 PM
i made it my away message in the hopes of spreading this knowledge as far as possible

Grumble
03-07-2005, 03:46 PM
This stuff could change lives. Nations, even.

3Marlon3Brando
03-07-2005, 03:51 PM
what magazine did you get those from

the
03-07-2005, 03:53 PM
is the dog gone >__>




<__<

Grumble
03-07-2005, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
what magazine did you get those from

I made them by using the 'create stuff' function of my brain. It's 100 times more powerful than any magazine known to man.

3Marlon3Brando
03-07-2005, 04:02 PM
well aren't magazines complied from the creative stuff function from hundreds of people's brains? your brain would pale in comparison.

Grumble
03-07-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
well aren't magazines complied from the creative stuff function from hundreds of people's brains? your brain would pale in comparison.

My brain could kick the shit out of ten magazines and still have enough energy left to bitch-slap a local newspaper.

3Marlon3Brando
03-07-2005, 04:08 PM
then why dont you take over the magazines

Grumble
03-07-2005, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
then why dont you take over the magazines

Because they're weak and they disgust me.

3Marlon3Brando
03-07-2005, 04:13 PM
sounds like YOURE weak

Liquid-J
03-07-2005, 04:14 PM
no

Grumble
03-07-2005, 04:14 PM
Only spiritually.

Mariner
03-07-2005, 04:15 PM
oh shit

i don't think i've ever seen him use an all caps word before

3Marlon3Brando
03-07-2005, 04:18 PM
i meant business on that one

Liquid-J
03-07-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
i meant business on that one


no, u were reaching so u tried 2 make up 4 it with big letters

Mariner
03-08-2005, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J



no, u were reaching so u tried 2 make up 4 it with big letters

6?

3Marlon3Brando
03-08-2005, 12:35 AM
5

alisonmonster
03-08-2005, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by TIMb
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/2legdog.jpg



oh man that video on ebaumsworld of that dog killed me - i laughed so hard. If you watch it walk it doesn't even look real - it almost looks like an alien.