View Full Version : Man Slashes Friend In Argument Over Who Had Hairiest Buttocks


jenny4ever
12-12-2002, 06:52 PM
http://www.wnbc.com/news/1787785/detail.html

Man Allegedly Slashes Friend In Argument Over Who Had Hairiest Buttocks
Police Say Debate Escalates To Brawl, Ends In Knifing

POSTED: 7:40 a.m. EST November 15, 2002

MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. -- An argument between two friends over which one had the hairiest buttocks escalated into a brawl that ended when one man slashed the other.

Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of Liberty Township, and Erik Saporito, 21, of Independence Township, were talking with some other friends at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began early Wednesday.

Nieves soon pulled out a knife and slashed Saporito's face and ear, authorities said. Saporito was taken to Hackettstown Community Hospital, where he was treated and released.


Nieves was arrested later that morning at his home and charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief. He was being held Friday on $25,000 bail at the Warren County Jail.

DeviousJ
12-12-2002, 06:53 PM
But who had the hairiest buttocks!?

spa ced
12-12-2002, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by DeviousJ
But who had the hairiest buttocks!?

I think Mr. Saporito did by logical conclusion because that would give Mr. Nieves motive to slash Mr. Saporito.

Because we all know, he with the hairiest ass is the manliest man.

toyschoketoys
12-13-2002, 04:56 AM
Damn right smash his head in with a tin of soup.

Mon the velcro arse

severin
12-13-2002, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by jenny4ever
...charged with aggravated assault,terroristic threats , weapons offenses and criminal mischief...

wtf?

toyschoketoys
12-13-2002, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by severin


wtf?

Yeah well, he had a balaclava on whilst he did it.

FearFactory
12-13-2002, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by jenny4ever
http://www.wnbc.com/news/1787785/detail.html

Man Allegedly Slashes Friend In Argument Over Who Had Hairiest Buttocks
Police Say Debate Escalates To Brawl, Ends In Knifing

POSTED: 7:40 a.m. EST November 15, 2002

MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. -- An argument between two friends over which one had the hairiest buttocks escalated into a brawl that ended when one man slashed the other.

Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of Liberty Township, and Erik Saporito, 21, of Independence Township, were talking with some other friends at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began early Wednesday.

Nieves soon pulled out a knife and slashed Saporito's face and ear, authorities said. Saporito was taken to Hackettstown Community Hospital, where he was treated and released.


Nieves was arrested later that morning at his home and charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief. He was being held Friday on $25,000 bail at the Warren County Jail.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent. We all know that the real hairy-ass brawlers were Wayne and Travis Meeks.