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anywho, apparently it's supposed to be a children's book showing how mario and luigi grew up

cameltoe!

Originally posted by **********
WTF My children books consisted of Spot and Sesame street.

Kids are so fucked nowadays.

Originally posted by Ihaman
anywho, apparently it's supposed to be a children's book showing how mario and luigi grew up

they grew up in a homosexual japanese cabaret? wtf!

Originally posted by Voice Implodes
they grew up in a homosexual japanese cabaret?

That explains so much!

I always wondered how they became plumbers, how they got involved with royalty, and why they ran around jumping on turtles.

that's weird, it's not anime style.
maybe those pictures depict what japanese people think day to day life is like in brooklyn.

i can't believe i remember that mario was born in brooklyn.

They clearly start off in Italy, though. I guess they moved to the US just prior to meeting Bowser for the first time?

Or were there no good plumbing positions open in Italy?

That is fucked up beyond all mortal belief.

I love it! :rofl:

I looked at these pictures, read all the replies, scrolled back up to look at all the pictures in scrutinizing detail again... And I still can't find anything to say except, just, wow.

Originally posted by avian chaos
I looked at these pictures, read all the replies, scrolled back up to look at all the pictures in scrutinizing detail again... And I still can't find anything to say except, just, wow.

Glad your back Kimmy. :D

I'm glad you're... glad I'm... uh, back! :)
Though I can't promise it's in the nonstop fashion that I've previously exhibited.

doesnt look like a childrens book to me

Originally posted by **********
Mario and Luigi are quite effeminate and have very large packages. WTF

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed his large pipe.

Surprisingly enough, the spirit of the Mario Bros is still in it, you know? The whole fantasy-land aspect is prominent. A surreal disenchanting wonderland of who knows and could be. :mrpimp:

i thought mario was a lot fatter than that.

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
i thought mario was a lot fatter than that.

He lost some weight so people wouldn't confuse him with Ron Jeremy.

Aw, it's cute. WEll, you know those azn kids. Uh, what can I say?

And sometimes... things like the big crotch area just go right over childrens' heads. I remember not really thinking that way at all. But then, that was a long time ago and I was real young. Like, 3.

Originally posted by alongdrive


That explains so much!

I always wondered how they became plumbers, how they got involved with royalty, and why they ran around jumping on turtles.

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Great website, Matt. Thanks, I bookmarked it.

Where do you find this useless shit, and why

Originally posted by ZERO
Where do you find this useless shit, and why It's great. And he's a gay graphic artist. Doesn't that explain everything?

Originally posted by noir cat
It's great.

How does it benefit you

And what does being gay have to do with being retarded

this thread is impotent

Originally posted by ZERO
Where do you find this useless shit, and why


I find it from a forum far, far better than Netphoria.

Originally posted by ZERO
How does it benefit you
Because I like to look at stuff on the interweb and he provides stuff to look at.

I don't think Matty's retarded. :(

Originally posted by alexthestampede
this thread is impotent

Now that you've posted in it; yeah.

Originally posted by alexthestampede
this thread is impotent everyone that read this thread became impotent

Originally posted by Ihaman



I find it from a forum far, far better than Netphoria.

You don't say

Originally posted by Ihaman



I find it from a forum far, far better than Netphoria. blamo?

Originally posted by Ihaman



I find it from a forum far, far better than Netphoria.

I bet no one likes you there.

Originally posted by Eulogy


I bet no one likes you there either.

Fixed.