View Full Version : I own a $140 toothbrush


Travis Meekz
01-26-2005, 10:30 PM
take that Affect

Toby
01-26-2005, 10:45 PM
Why?

In other news: I buy my toothbrushes 2 for $1 from Target. :)

3Marlon3Brando
01-26-2005, 11:23 PM
i own a $141 toothbrush

Mariner
01-26-2005, 11:25 PM
great, now Mooney's gonna go out and buy a $142 model.

DieDiemydarling
01-26-2005, 11:25 PM
you're a dumbass for buying such an expensive toothbrush.

GreenEggsNSpam
01-26-2005, 11:28 PM
Does it suck you dick, or make you dinner, or both at the same time.
I would expect that for such a fucking price for a product like that.

Mariner
01-26-2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Does it suck you dick, or make you dinner, or both at the same time.
I would expect that for such a fucking price for a product like that.

you could probably get a "lady of the night" to do both those things for a considerably cheaper price.

The Light
01-26-2005, 11:32 PM
I have a Sonicare. I don't know howmuch those are. Mine is a couple years old. Every six months I get sick of cleaning it, put it in the cupboard, use one dollar toothbrushes for six months and then clean it and use it again for the rest of the year.

But for a hundred and forty dollars that shit better be gold plated.

DieDiemydarling
01-26-2005, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Mariner


you could probably get a "lady of the night" to do both those things for a considerably cheaper price. haha how much?

Toby
01-26-2005, 11:35 PM
I can get my dick sucked for 20 bux.

alexthestampede
01-26-2005, 11:40 PM
you should put a condom on it and massage your prostrate with it

Travis Meekz
01-27-2005, 12:45 AM
your morals are appalling, I just want to brush my teeth :(

Travis Meekz
01-27-2005, 12:45 AM
oh yeah, but I did stick it up my ass, worth every penny.

Travis Meekz
01-27-2005, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Toby
I can get my dick sucked for 20 bux.

but you still might get a cavatiy

Travis Meekz
01-27-2005, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Mariner
great, now Mooney's gonna go out and buy a $142 model.

I'll sell him mine

jenn
01-27-2005, 12:54 AM
i have a fucking cheap ass regular run of the mill toothbrush
and some store brand floss.

why the fuck do you need a $140 toothbrush?

Travis Meekz
01-27-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by melancholia
i have a fucking cheap ass regular run of the mill toothbrush
and some store brand floss.

why the fuck do you need a $140 toothbrush?

a serious note, I brush too hard which is bad for your gums. Good electric toothbrushes help. And then anything worth doing is worth doing right.

now I feel liked I was able to touch a life today, thanks.

jenn
01-27-2005, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by Travis Meeks


a serious note, I brush too hard which is bad for your gums. Good electric toothbrushes help. And then anything worth doing is worth doing right.

now I feel liked I was able to touch a life today, thanks.

i already have pretty bad gums. heh. it runs in my family

alexthestampede
01-27-2005, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by melancholia


i already have pretty bad gums. heh. it runs in my family

is there a gap between your two front teeth?

http://www.cantweb.co.uk/books/albion/books/chaucer-popular.jpg

gpub
01-27-2005, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede


is there a gap between your two front teeth?

http://www.cantweb.co.uk/books/albion/books/chaucer-popular.jpg


tshhh... probably

jenn
01-27-2005, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede


is there a gap between your two front teeth?

http://www.cantweb.co.uk/books/albion/books/chaucer-popular.jpg

nope.

alisonmonster
01-27-2005, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
you should put a condom on it and massage your prostrate with it

i assume you meant "prostate" but still :rofl:. Thats an unpleasant image.

alexthestampede
01-27-2005, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


i assume you meant "prostate" but still :rofl:. Thats an unpleasant image.
TT

Geek USA
01-27-2005, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


i assume you meant "prostate" but still :rofl:. Thats an unpleasant image.

:rofl: