and my car is too. and now it smells like feta cheese and cucumber spread because my friend threw a fucking garden veggie sandwich at me while we were rocking out to blind guardian.

anyway. my room is an utter mess. i haven't cleaned it since i moved in a month and a half ago. i will not go into detals, but there are multiple empty bottles of miller high life everywhere and some of them have mushrooms growing in the bottom of them.

i must have at least 50 empty malt liquor bottles in my room right now. seriously

its hard for me to keep a clean house around christmas time.

im doing ok this year. luckily im travelling on christmas day so ill be sure to clean the house before we leave. i hate coming home to a dirty house.

i had to clean my room yesterday, and there was like, half the cupboard in there. ewww.

My car is kind of a mess, but my place is spotless

mine is messy but a lot less messy than usual because i cleaned a bunch to fit my new computer and find some shit.

Mine is actually quite clean. I have to reorganize some stuff later, and probably rearrange soem furniture. But I don't mind doing that type of stuff.

Mine is kinda clean except my desk...i let it get very messy...until i get angry about not finding things i need anymore. then i go clean it up

my car is very clean, aside for the hood being torn completely off and the windsheild smashed to hell.

my room however, is a disaster. it does not smell however!

i love to pile clothes and make shit look nice but really it's a fucking jungle when it's all undone.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
my car is very clean, aside for the hood being torn completely off and the windsheild smashed to hell.


when did that happen dude

Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando


when did that happen dude

saturday at approximately 6 pm. it is at a body shop now

we should combine our finances and fly down to cali and fuck up jesse's car w/ a crow bar and then fly back to TX immedeatley. it wouldnt make much sense but it'd be funny in a fucked up kind of way

Originally posted by Randall Sandell
we should combine our finances and fly down to cali and fuck up jesse's car w/ a crow bar and then fly back to TX immedeatley. it wouldnt make much sense but it'd be funny in a fucked up kind of way

you mean do that again

YOU COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

shhh

pssst! you cocks!

you can't tell me you didn't think the jiffy lube guys with the smirks on their faces didn't look familiar.

Originally posted by Mariner
you can't tell me you didn't think the jiffy lube guys with the smirks on their faces didn't look familiar.


i was too busy avoiding eye contact to notice

goddamned cocky stuck up california massholes

i knew they'd feel horrendously inferior if our gazes met, i was doing it out of pity

what a kind soul you are, sir.

*averts eyes*

:rofl:troll

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
My room is such a goddamn mess.

are you confined to a wheelchair

whoa, I just noticed you can see one of my cats under the chair in that pic staring at me, her eyes are glowing

Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
are you confined to a wheelchair

no, I stole it from an old lady, it sits in my room looking useful now

look at that cat's eyes!


ITS A LOKICAT!!!

she's really mean, too, she scares me

My life is such a goddamn mess.

Money everywhere. People worshipping me. Wonderful homes.

Ha. I'm just joshing with you.

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
but there are multiple empty bottles of miller high life everywhere and some of them have mushrooms growing in the bottom of them.
that is fucking sick.

Originally posted by Morrissey
My life is such a goddamn mess.

Money everywhere. People worshipping me. Wonderful homes.

Ha. I'm just joshing with you. refills 79 cents: there is a morrissey troll on netphoria
chokingiskewl: that's...interesting
refills 79 cents: hes funny about 20% of the time
chokingiskewl: it makes sense. morrissey is only interesting 20% of the time

my apartment is a mess as well, although i have cleaned my room at the house, which is great because now it is being used by my uncle and cousin.

Originally posted by greenbean



Awww your poor kitty!! lol:eek: