View Full Version : picture of my hot model girlfriend


lawson
12-17-2004, 10:54 PM
http://ilanamoses.com/images/large/large_5.gif

i'll let you guess which one

Dead
12-17-2004, 10:55 PM
One looks grumpy and one looks scared/concerned.

alexthestampede
12-17-2004, 10:59 PM
http://www.nathanasher.com/

is that your band? the song that plays when i go there is pretty :erm and by that i mean it sounds ok until those out-there lyrics start up

EXTRAVABONSOR
12-17-2004, 11:05 PM
haha the one on the right! you dating a nigger? yeah, that'll be the day!

lawson
12-17-2004, 11:05 PM
its funny you say that because that was my first photo shoot and i was intimidated and scared and the other girl Celeste was a grumpy bitchy model chick with an attitude who thought she was better....too bad her thighs were too big for the pants. Ilana had to assist her in getting them over her ghetto booty...oh well life goes on...

Sapphire
12-17-2004, 11:13 PM
Those girls are models? :confused:

alexthestampede
12-17-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by lawson
that was my first photo shoot

i dont get it. were you taking the pictures?

mirrar
12-17-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire
Those girls are models? :confused: yeah. the one on the left is trying to look sultry and i guess shes okay, but the one on the right isnt really model material.

Sapphire
12-18-2004, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
yeah. the one on the left is trying to look sultry and i guess shes okay, but the one on the right isnt really model material.

True. She has a great disadvantage that here breasts are small yet perky. They stick out, making her appear to have an extra twenty pounds around her stomach, but they aren't big enough to turn me on. That shirt really isn't doing her any favours either.

If something was done with the hair, face (the look on it is kinda dumb) and posture (standing up straight and looking fat isn't a good idea), then I'm sure she'd be alright. But, the way she is, disqualifies that from being a model shoot and turns it into a picture between friends before one of them ships off to the fat farm for a week.

cid92
12-18-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by lawson
http://ilanamoses.com/images/large/large_5.gif

i'll let you guess which one

The chair?

3Marlon3Brando
12-18-2004, 02:54 PM
have you banged her yet

Geek USA
12-18-2004, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by cid92


The chair?

:rofl:

:(

Eulogy
12-18-2004, 02:56 PM
Those girls are both ugly.

what is going on

ammy
12-18-2004, 02:59 PM
why is her shirt tucked into her underwear!? WTF!?

Geek USA
12-18-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Eulogy
Those girls are both ugly.

no they're not.

Eulogy
12-18-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA


no they're not.

maybe it's the shirts

ammy
12-18-2004, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA


no they're not.

so true.

BUT THE TUCKING OF THE UNDERWEAR!?

Orchestra
12-18-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
haha the one on the right! you dating a nigger? yeah, that'll be the day!
:rofl:
+<sp>1

souvenir
12-18-2004, 03:45 PM
none, they both are too old for your tastes.

Varien
12-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by lawson
its funny you say that because that was my first photo shoot and i was intimidated and scared and the other girl Celeste was a grumpy bitchy model chick with an attitude who thought she was better....too bad her thighs were too big for the pants. Ilana had to assist her in getting them over her ghetto booty...oh well life goes on...

Girls are fags.

scouse_dave
12-18-2004, 11:28 PM
the black girl has a very strange left foot

ZERO
12-18-2004, 11:39 PM
nice nice not too bad

DieDiemydarling
12-19-2004, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by ammy
why is her shirt tucked into her underwear!? WTF!? most inteligent post in the thread so far.

lawson
12-24-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by alexthestampede


i dont get it. were you taking the pictures?

she posted that sorry. no i wasnt. i am going up with her to connecticut for some photo shoot thing. she's not really a model she's a college girl but she's done a little. she has to dye her hair back to her original color (its blonde now) which is a damn shame, and wax her arms (wtf) i've known her for two weeks and havent spent a moment away from her, until now, and she's coming to my mom's house tomorrow night. i dont have a present for her cause i haven't not seen her yet. we've already met each others parents- its been crazy im just waiting to wake up.

she picked that pic i like this one better
http://www.ilanamoses.com/images/large/large_4.gif

she doesnt wear makeup normally thank god

3Marlon3Brando
12-24-2004, 10:36 PM
is she attracted to you because you post on netphoria

boynameddarcy
12-24-2004, 10:43 PM
...lol it funny how you start out saying she is a hot model and then you diss her left and right as the threads goes. TRUE LOVE.

lawson
12-24-2004, 10:44 PM
she thinks i look like johnny depp.
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1400231">
i dont see it but im willing to play along

avian chaos
12-24-2004, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by ammy


so true.

BUT THE TUCKING OF THE UNDERWEAR!? I might be wrong, but it could just be the style / cut of the shirt. I have a couple shirts where it's fairly tight up at the top, loose at the bottom and then there's a tight band of material at the bottom that makes the rest of the shirt pucker out like that.

noyen
12-24-2004, 11:49 PM
so does she take it in the ass or not? how dirty is this girl?

Elvis The Fat Years
12-24-2004, 11:54 PM
i want the girl in the old navy commercials.

noyen
12-24-2004, 11:55 PM
i would fuck morgan fairchild.

Elvis The Fat Years
12-24-2004, 11:56 PM
http://img154.exs.cx/img154/4150/oldnavygirls0wv.jpg

:o

Elvis The Fat Years
12-24-2004, 11:59 PM
unfortunately i dont have enough cocaine to get a girl like that.

ill have to resort back to chloroform, rope and raw meat.

noyen
12-25-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
unfortunately i dont have enough cocaine to get a girl like that.

ill have to resort back to chloroform, rope and raw meat.

you are such a dream.