View Full Version : how many people are in your phonebook?


Helena Handbasket
12-17-2004, 02:41 AM
On your cell phone, I mean? Hmmmm?

BIGFLOPPYVAGINA
12-17-2004, 02:42 AM
NO CELLPHONE.

BIGFLOPPYVAGINA
12-17-2004, 02:43 AM
NO PHONE.

DieDiemydarling
12-17-2004, 02:43 AM
you sound like ngudu.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-17-2004, 02:43 AM
I think there's around 75 numbers right now.

I'm too lazy to get up and go check.

BIGFLOPPYVAGINA
12-17-2004, 02:44 AM
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
Ringing stinging
Jerking like a nervous bird
Rattling up against his cage
Calls to me thoughout the day
See the feathers fly
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone No phone
No phone no phone I just want to be alone today
Rhyming chiming got me working all the time
Gives me such a worried mind
Now I don't want to seem unkind
But god (it's such a crime)
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
Shaking quaking
Waking me when I'm asleep
Never lets me go too deep
Summons me with just one beep
The price we pay is steep
I've been on fire
And yet I've still stayed frozen
So deep in the night
My smooth contemplations will always be broken
My deepest concerns will stay buried and unspoken
No I don't have any change but here's a few subway tokens
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone No phone
No phone no phone I just want to be alone today
No phone no phone
No phone No phone I just want to be alone today
No phone No phone

GreenEggsNSpam
12-17-2004, 02:44 AM
I don't have a cell phone yet. I think I'll be getting one a few days before Christmas.
I'll probably have around 12 numbers at the most.

DieDiemydarling
12-17-2004, 02:46 AM
what is a phonebook btw?

ammy
12-17-2004, 02:47 AM
500.

i'm cooler than ALL of you.


don't have a cell phone.
or a phone book.

we have random peices of paper floating around the house with lists of numbers on them :erm

we lose people's numbers all the time

DieDiemydarling
12-17-2004, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by ammy
i'm cooler than ALL of you. am not

ammy
12-17-2004, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by DieDiemydarling
am not

true.

cooler than you.

Geek USA
12-17-2004, 02:51 AM
63

and they're all in groups
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1387781">

ammy
12-17-2004, 02:52 AM
the title "no group" is a lie.

DieDiemydarling
12-17-2004, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by ammy


true.

cooler than you. :(

Helena Handbasket
12-17-2004, 02:57 AM
aaron
aaron d. cell
adam
alex
amanda b.
amanda d.
amanda d. cell
andrew
angel
ashley
aunt janie
aunt karla
aunt mary
bee jay
bethany
bo
******
brad cell
brad home
chelsea home
chelsea cell
chris
chris h.
dad cell
dad office
denise/todd
dominos in ironton
evan
follett's
heather cell
heather/chuck/cameron
home
jabe - ironton
jabe - columbus
jabe's sister
joe
john
jd cell
kenzie and karen portsmouth
karen cell
karen columbus
kaze cell
lisa - sign language club
mark cell
mark home
meaghan
michael home
michael cell
molly
nan and papaw
nancy athens
nancy cell
nancy portsmouth
nancy work
oulp office
ousc library
park
rob job cell
robin's office
ryan
school
stacey
tash & kaze - athens
TRIPS
tyler
veronica home
veronica cell
virginia cell
whitney
wheelersburg cinema


I used to have a lot of random netphorians in my phone from that crazy night when everyone posted their numbers.

DieDiemydarling
12-17-2004, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
robin's office
school
wheelersburg cinemawhat a bunch of retarded names.

Sepiae
12-17-2004, 03:02 AM
I don't program numbers because I need to memorize the important ones.

Helena Handbasket
12-17-2004, 03:05 AM
I am changing my outgoing message. What should it say?

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-17-2004, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
I am changing my outgoing message. What should it say?

Just yell PENIS really loud into the phone.

ammy
12-17-2004, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
I am changing my outgoing message. What should it say?

drop the phone and go "OH SHIT!" and fumble it and then end the message.

i'd laugh

barden
12-20-2004, 05:31 AM
198.

2,2 cool.

About 12 of them are dealers though.

Liquid-J
12-20-2004, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by Sepiae
I don't program numbers because I need to memorize the important ones.

u r so oldschool it hurts

ChristHimself!
12-20-2004, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
dominos in ironton

i love you :D

there is a taxi company called dominos here and on a few occasions ive drunk dialed dominos pizza instead :o

VegasPumpkin
12-20-2004, 09:16 AM
there are about 30 numbers in my phone and only one netphorian

C33
12-20-2004, 09:22 AM
too lazy to count. the memory status is counted in %. only one netphorian :)

Mo
12-20-2004, 11:35 AM
274.
three netphorians.

Eulogy
12-20-2004, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


tee hee. these are all friends. except my mom, dad, house, and sister. I should put more family in here or something. eh.

Adam
Andrew
Annie
Augusta
Ben
Brittani
Bubba
Cam
Colleen
Dad
Darren
Dolly
Donna
Emily (I should call her. hm)
Erin
Garrett
home
Jack
JEANNE
Joe
Jon
Jordan
Katie
Katie
Kyle
Lindsay
Lucy
Mac
Matthew
Megan
Mike
Mom
Morrisy
Paige
Paul
Ronnie
Sam
Sam
Sarah
Sherry
Will
Zac

Well that passed some time.

Karl Connor
12-20-2004, 12:32 PM
half the ppl on there i dont even remember. the only time i ever delete a number is when i go thru a really bad break-up so i won't be inclined to drunk dial the bitch

Eulogy
12-20-2004, 12:34 PM
post your speed dials!!

2 - Jordan
3 - Andrew
4 - Sherry
5 - Paige
6 - Ben
7 - Mike
8 - Darren
9 - JEANNE

I really don't call many other people very often.

Karl Connor
12-20-2004, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Geek USA

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1387781">

LOL

Winnipeg_creg
12-20-2004, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell


LOL

Delayed multiple times, Half Life 2 still managed to further delay its release by including a tedious installation, validation, and patching process. Scripted to the point of nearly becoming a rail shooter, Half Life 2 had stunning graphics tucked somewhere between terrible load times and frequent crate and barrel shuffling puzzles. When you weren't throwing crates at the blabbermouth NPCs or tooling around in awkward vehicles the game approximated something fun. For that I award it the coveted Least Shitty Game of the Year Award.

Karl Connor
12-20-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Winnipeg_creg


Delayed multiple times, Half Life 2 still managed to further delay its release by including a tedious installation, validation, and patching process. Scripted to the point of nearly becoming a rail shooter, Half Life 2 had stunning graphics tucked somewhere between terrible load times and frequent crate and barrel shuffling puzzles. When you weren't throwing crates at the blabbermouth NPCs or tooling around in awkward vehicles the game approximated something fun. For that I award it the coveted Least Shitty Game of the Year Award.

Jokes about Doom 3's darkness are too clichéd to make at this point. Needless to say the game was a pedestrian romp through zombie filled shadows that managed to be so uninspired id actually stuck baby heads on the inevitable swarms of spiders to try to juice them up. Every character in the game looked like it was made out of laminated stucco and the hellmonster storyline was more than run into the ground by "Doom II" almost a decade ago.

Winnipeg_creg
12-20-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell


Jokes about Doom 3's darkness are too clichéd to make at this point. Needless to say the game was a pedestrian romp through zombie filled shadows that managed to be so uninspired id actually stuck baby heads on the inevitable swarms of spiders to try to juice them up. Every character in the game looked like it was made out of laminated stucco and the hellmonster storyline was more than run into the ground by "Doom II" almost a decade ago.

Christmas time is here and it is once again time for everyone to pull some Christmas cheer out of their ass and try to survive yet another holiday. The Christmas season, which starts around August of every year, has always been an enigma to me. No matter how bad the last one was people will still attempt to make the next holiday an event that doesn't look like an episode of Jerry Springer. I mean, if you do something and it's a terrible experience, why would you do it again? If I go skydiving for the first time and my parachute doesn't open I doubt I will jump back into the plane in six months when my bones heal and take the plunge all over again. But no matter how bad Christmas 1979 to 2003 were, Christmas 2004 is surely going to be grand! I've got a good feeling about this one. Never mind that last year the Douglas Fir fell out the back of the Camry on the way back from the tree lot. Uncle Phil got drunk on eggnog at the family Christmas gathering and felt up your wife while she bent over to grab the goose out of the oven. Cousin Jose hung himself and wasn't found for six days. The malls were being mobbed by shoppers too stupid to do their Christmas shopping in July when the damn place is near empty. Sadly, you were one of them. Commercialism was out in full force and showed everybody the true meaning of Christmas and incredible deals on brand name merchandise you can't live without. The lights fell off the roof, the lawn decorations were destroyed by vandals, and the ham was burnt. Relatives you have never even seen before messed up your collection of Mr. Belevedere VHS tapes organized by first date of airing. The pedophile dressed up at the mall as Santa Clause and the expensive shit you buy for stupid relatives you've never heard of that puts you 30 thousand dollars into debt. But none of that is going to happen this year! This is going to be the best Christmas ever and we are all going to learn the true meaning of Jesus or else I'm going to fucking murder somebody!

Karl Connor
12-20-2004, 02:45 PM
Christmas Pete and his mighty ukelele are going to teach us the true meaning of Christmas. I hope this doesn't take more than 15 minutes because I have shit to do.

mirrar
12-20-2004, 02:45 PM
i just started keeping a notebook of my most used numbers, and there's 30 in there currently.

Winnipeg_creg
12-20-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell
Christmas Pete and his mighty ukelele are going to teach us the true meaning of Christmas. I hope this doesn't take more than 15 minutes because I have shit to do.

After an opening credits sequence in which a doll's head, which I believe is supposed to pass for real, floats around in a pool under a red light, the confusion starts off in earnest. The film begins with a modeling shoot, which I believe was required by law in the Eighties. Now, you might say, "Hey, a modeling shoot is a pretty standard setup for a horror film. I don't see what's so confusing about that." Well shut up for a minute and let me tell you, would you? Geez, let a guy talk for a change. The modeling shoot is only a flimsy pretext to introduce Jervis the janitor, who wanders into the middle of the shoot in the course of his sweeping and gets chewed out by the photographer. That's the last we see of the photographer, the models, or anything at all to do with that scene. Since he is unable to sweep any further, Jervis goes down to his local video store. I should take a moment to mention that I'm calling him Jervis because that's what the end credits call him, even though all the other characters and the blurb on the box clearly call him "Jarvis." Whoever he is, he peruses the horror section until he comes across a tape conveniently entitled "Nightslave." The fact that the producers of Nightslave couldn't even afford to box their own damn video in a decent case is fairly indicative of the rest of the movie - on a shelf full of real videos, "Nightslave" is in a box with a black and white photocopied cover. Jervis takes the tape up to the counter and checks it out from the lazy, self-absorbed girl who works there, but they nearly come to blows when he asks for VHS instead of Beta. Fortunately, the girl simmers down and gives him his tape without giving in to the temptation to put her cigarette out in his eye. Right after he walks out the door, and manager comes to the counter and tells the girl that Jervis rents tapes but never returns them. Now they have to get their tape back somehow. That's right, folks, the first major subplot to be introduced revolves around proper video renting habits. Whoa-oh! This movie better slow down soon before my heart leaps out of my mouth and checks itself in to rehab! For the record, no, I don't know what that means either.

mirrar
12-20-2004, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Hyperbole
but yeah, I don't call many people. by "most used" i mean anyone who i've called in the past 2 years.
stupid phone phobia. or stupid people. haven't decided yet.

Michiel
12-20-2004, 07:58 PM
I think around 20 or something.

Hey, I don't use the phone often, I hate telephone conversations.

Not that I'm good at having a face to face converstation, but that's not the point. If I have to make a telephone conversation, it usually takes me half a day to get myself to actually make the call.

The funny thing is, when I was following my traineeship and I had to make a call, it was no problem, but if it is not work related, I'm always looking for excuses to delay it.

So, uhm, yeah!

pink_ribbon_scars
12-20-2004, 07:59 PM
no cell phone here

Liquid-J
12-20-2004, 08:08 PM
79. maybe like 8 or so are businesses though

Sepiae
12-20-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Liquid-J


u r so oldschool it hurts

Few things are more annoying that someone telling me they couldn't call me because they couldn't find their cell phone.

Plus, if you have a lot of numbers, it takes just as much time to find a person whose name begins with an M or something.

Liquid-J
12-20-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Sepiae


Few things are more annoying that someone telling me they couldn't call me because they couldn't find their cell phone.

Plus, if you have a lot of numbers, it takes just as much time to find a person whose name begins with an M or something.

yeah, it sucks i am one of those people.

but it doesn't take long, you can go directly to any given letter wiht most phones. (go to the list of names and hit 6 for m, hit 6 thrice for o)

meow
12-21-2004, 12:14 AM
over 50 i think

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-21-2004, 12:37 AM
1) Alex
2) Amanda
3) Annie (cell)
4) Annie (home)
5) Ariel
6) BBM (work)
7) Becca
8) 'Becca
9) Brooke (cell)
10) Brooke (home)
11) Caroline
12) Christine
13) Cookie
14) Dad
15) Dan
16) Dan
17) Dinah
18) Ernest
19) Esteban
20) Giselle
21) Gregor
22) Guzzo
23) Harley
24) Jason
25) Katherine
26) Kelly
27) Kenny (cell)
28) Kenny (home)
29) Lauryn
30) Lawyer
31) Liz
32) Liza
33) Lucas's parents
34) Martin (home)
35) Martin (work)
36) Martine
37) Marty
38) Marvin
39) Meaghan
40) Megan
41) Mike (cell)
42) Mike (Montreal)
43) Mike (Ottawa)
44) Misha
45) Mom
46) Richard
47) Robbie
48) Rocco
49) Skrud
50) Steve
51) Steve (King City)
52) Steve/Ossie (Stossie)
53) Tracey
54) Us at Home

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

18) Ernest





http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/0/8/70-34054-sm.jpg

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds
19) Esteban


http://img.nextag.com/imagefiles/small/39/all-my-love-2000-645608882247-57666739.jpg

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds
20) Giselle


http://media.eresmas.com/biblioteca/img/elle/giselle.jpg

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds
23) Harley

http://www.harleycolt.com/harley.jpg

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds
34) Martin (home)
35) Martin (work)


http://www.musiconly.net/18e13dc0.jpg

EXTRAVABONSOR
12-21-2004, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


http://img.nextag.com/imagefiles/small/39/all-my-love-2000-645608882247-57666739.jpg AHAHAHA.

EXTRAVABONSOR
12-21-2004, 01:13 AM
AHAHAHA oh god tasha STOP IT!!!

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:17 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/freakforhire/dontbescurred.jpg

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-21-2004, 01:20 AM
I think you have the photo of Esteban right, he's a sleazebucket.

EXTRAVABONSOR
12-21-2004, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/freakforhire/dontbescurred.jpg "you mean i get THE GUITAR

AND the picks!

AND the fifteen watt amplifier!!!!

ANNNND THE VIDEO??!?!?!

AND THE GUITAR STRAP!?!?!??!

AND THE CASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FOR ONLY THTREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $66.67?!!!!!!!!!????!??!?!?!

<b>YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!</b>"

Helena Handbasket
12-21-2004, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
"you mean i get THE GUITAR

AND the picks!

AND the fifteen watt amplifier!!!!

ANNNND THE VIDEO??!?!?!

AND THE GUITAR STRAP!?!?!??!

AND THE CASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

FOR ONLY THTREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $66.67?!!!!!!!!!????!??!?!?!

<b>YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!</b>"

I so loled.