Helena Handbasket
12-17-2004, 02:41 AM
On your cell phone, I mean? Hmmmm?
View Full Version : how many people are in your phonebook? Helena Handbasket 12-17-2004, 02:41 AM On your cell phone, I mean? Hmmmm? BIGFLOPPYVAGINA 12-17-2004, 02:42 AM NO CELLPHONE. BIGFLOPPYVAGINA 12-17-2004, 02:43 AM NO PHONE. DieDiemydarling 12-17-2004, 02:43 AM you sound like ngudu. Lucy Sky Diamonds 12-17-2004, 02:43 AM I think there's around 75 numbers right now. I'm too lazy to get up and go check. BIGFLOPPYVAGINA 12-17-2004, 02:44 AM No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone Ringing stinging Jerking like a nervous bird Rattling up against his cage Calls to me thoughout the day See the feathers fly No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone No phone No phone no phone I just want to be alone today Rhyming chiming got me working all the time Gives me such a worried mind Now I don't want to seem unkind But god (it's such a crime) No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone Shaking quaking Waking me when I'm asleep Never lets me go too deep Summons me with just one beep The price we pay is steep I've been on fire And yet I've still stayed frozen So deep in the night My smooth contemplations will always be broken My deepest concerns will stay buried and unspoken No I don't have any change but here's a few subway tokens No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone No phone No phone no phone I just want to be alone today No phone no phone No phone No phone I just want to be alone today No phone No phone GreenEggsNSpam 12-17-2004, 02:44 AM I don't have a cell phone yet. I think I'll be getting one a few days before Christmas. I'll probably have around 12 numbers at the most. DieDiemydarling 12-17-2004, 02:46 AM what is a phonebook btw? ammy 12-17-2004, 02:47 AM 500. i'm cooler than ALL of you. don't have a cell phone. or a phone book. we have random peices of paper floating around the house with lists of numbers on them :erm we lose people's numbers all the time DieDiemydarling 12-17-2004, 02:49 AM Originally posted by ammy i'm cooler than ALL of you. am not ammy 12-17-2004, 02:50 AM Originally posted by DieDiemydarling am not true. cooler than you. Geek USA 12-17-2004, 02:51 AM 63 and they're all in groups <img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1387781"> ammy 12-17-2004, 02:52 AM the title "no group" is a lie. DieDiemydarling 12-17-2004, 02:52 AM Originally posted by ammy true. cooler than you. :( Helena Handbasket 12-17-2004, 02:57 AM aaron aaron d. cell adam alex amanda b. amanda d. amanda d. cell andrew angel ashley aunt janie aunt karla aunt mary bee jay bethany bo ****** brad cell brad home chelsea home chelsea cell chris chris h. dad cell dad office denise/todd dominos in ironton evan follett's heather cell heather/chuck/cameron home jabe - ironton jabe - columbus jabe's sister joe john jd cell kenzie and karen portsmouth karen cell karen columbus kaze cell lisa - sign language club mark cell mark home meaghan michael home michael cell molly nan and papaw nancy athens nancy cell nancy portsmouth nancy work oulp office ousc library park rob job cell robin's office ryan school stacey tash & kaze - athens TRIPS tyler veronica home veronica cell virginia cell whitney wheelersburg cinema I used to have a lot of random netphorians in my phone from that crazy night when everyone posted their numbers. DieDiemydarling 12-17-2004, 03:00 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket robin's office school wheelersburg cinemawhat a bunch of retarded names. Sepiae 12-17-2004, 03:02 AM I don't program numbers because I need to memorize the important ones. Helena Handbasket 12-17-2004, 03:05 AM I am changing my outgoing message. What should it say? Lucy Sky Diamonds 12-17-2004, 03:06 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket I am changing my outgoing message. What should it say? Just yell PENIS really loud into the phone. ammy 12-17-2004, 03:07 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket I am changing my outgoing message. What should it say? drop the phone and go "OH SHIT!" and fumble it and then end the message. i'd laugh barden 12-20-2004, 05:31 AM 198. 2,2 cool. About 12 of them are dealers though. Liquid-J 12-20-2004, 05:44 AM Originally posted by Sepiae I don't program numbers because I need to memorize the important ones. u r so oldschool it hurts ChristHimself! 12-20-2004, 08:53 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket dominos in ironton i love you :D there is a taxi company called dominos here and on a few occasions ive drunk dialed dominos pizza instead :o VegasPumpkin 12-20-2004, 09:16 AM there are about 30 numbers in my phone and only one netphorian C33 12-20-2004, 09:22 AM too lazy to count. the memory status is counted in %. only one netphorian :) Mo 12-20-2004, 11:35 AM 274. three netphorians. Eulogy 12-20-2004, 12:28 PM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket tee hee. these are all friends. except my mom, dad, house, and sister. I should put more family in here or something. eh. Adam Andrew Annie Augusta Ben Brittani Bubba Cam Colleen Dad Darren Dolly Donna Emily (I should call her. hm) Erin Garrett home Jack JEANNE Joe Jon Jordan Katie Katie Kyle Lindsay Lucy Mac Matthew Megan Mike Mom Morrisy Paige Paul Ronnie Sam Sam Sarah Sherry Will Zac Well that passed some time. Karl Connor 12-20-2004, 12:32 PM half the ppl on there i dont even remember. the only time i ever delete a number is when i go thru a really bad break-up so i won't be inclined to drunk dial the bitch Eulogy 12-20-2004, 12:34 PM post your speed dials!! 2 - Jordan 3 - Andrew 4 - Sherry 5 - Paige 6 - Ben 7 - Mike 8 - Darren 9 - JEANNE I really don't call many other people very often. Karl Connor 12-20-2004, 12:34 PM Originally posted by Geek USA <img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1387781"> LOL Winnipeg_creg 12-20-2004, 02:39 PM Originally posted by Randall Sandell LOL Delayed multiple times, Half Life 2 still managed to further delay its release by including a tedious installation, validation, and patching process. Scripted to the point of nearly becoming a rail shooter, Half Life 2 had stunning graphics tucked somewhere between terrible load times and frequent crate and barrel shuffling puzzles. When you weren't throwing crates at the blabbermouth NPCs or tooling around in awkward vehicles the game approximated something fun. For that I award it the coveted Least Shitty Game of the Year Award. Karl Connor 12-20-2004, 02:41 PM Originally posted by Winnipeg_creg Delayed multiple times, Half Life 2 still managed to further delay its release by including a tedious installation, validation, and patching process. Scripted to the point of nearly becoming a rail shooter, Half Life 2 had stunning graphics tucked somewhere between terrible load times and frequent crate and barrel shuffling puzzles. When you weren't throwing crates at the blabbermouth NPCs or tooling around in awkward vehicles the game approximated something fun. For that I award it the coveted Least Shitty Game of the Year Award. Jokes about Doom 3's darkness are too clichéd to make at this point. Needless to say the game was a pedestrian romp through zombie filled shadows that managed to be so uninspired id actually stuck baby heads on the inevitable swarms of spiders to try to juice them up. Every character in the game looked like it was made out of laminated stucco and the hellmonster storyline was more than run into the ground by "Doom II" almost a decade ago. Winnipeg_creg 12-20-2004, 02:43 PM Originally posted by Randall Sandell Jokes about Doom 3's darkness are too clichéd to make at this point. Needless to say the game was a pedestrian romp through zombie filled shadows that managed to be so uninspired id actually stuck baby heads on the inevitable swarms of spiders to try to juice them up. Every character in the game looked like it was made out of laminated stucco and the hellmonster storyline was more than run into the ground by "Doom II" almost a decade ago. Christmas time is here and it is once again time for everyone to pull some Christmas cheer out of their ass and try to survive yet another holiday. The Christmas season, which starts around August of every year, has always been an enigma to me. No matter how bad the last one was people will still attempt to make the next holiday an event that doesn't look like an episode of Jerry Springer. I mean, if you do something and it's a terrible experience, why would you do it again? If I go skydiving for the first time and my parachute doesn't open I doubt I will jump back into the plane in six months when my bones heal and take the plunge all over again. But no matter how bad Christmas 1979 to 2003 were, Christmas 2004 is surely going to be grand! I've got a good feeling about this one. Never mind that last year the Douglas Fir fell out the back of the Camry on the way back from the tree lot. Uncle Phil got drunk on eggnog at the family Christmas gathering and felt up your wife while she bent over to grab the goose out of the oven. Cousin Jose hung himself and wasn't found for six days. The malls were being mobbed by shoppers too stupid to do their Christmas shopping in July when the damn place is near empty. Sadly, you were one of them. Commercialism was out in full force and showed everybody the true meaning of Christmas and incredible deals on brand name merchandise you can't live without. The lights fell off the roof, the lawn decorations were destroyed by vandals, and the ham was burnt. Relatives you have never even seen before messed up your collection of Mr. Belevedere VHS tapes organized by first date of airing. The pedophile dressed up at the mall as Santa Clause and the expensive shit you buy for stupid relatives you've never heard of that puts you 30 thousand dollars into debt. But none of that is going to happen this year! This is going to be the best Christmas ever and we are all going to learn the true meaning of Jesus or else I'm going to fucking murder somebody! Karl Connor 12-20-2004, 02:45 PM Christmas Pete and his mighty ukelele are going to teach us the true meaning of Christmas. I hope this doesn't take more than 15 minutes because I have shit to do. mirrar 12-20-2004, 02:45 PM i just started keeping a notebook of my most used numbers, and there's 30 in there currently. Winnipeg_creg 12-20-2004, 02:48 PM Originally posted by Randall Sandell Christmas Pete and his mighty ukelele are going to teach us the true meaning of Christmas. I hope this doesn't take more than 15 minutes because I have shit to do. After an opening credits sequence in which a doll's head, which I believe is supposed to pass for real, floats around in a pool under a red light, the confusion starts off in earnest. The film begins with a modeling shoot, which I believe was required by law in the Eighties. Now, you might say, "Hey, a modeling shoot is a pretty standard setup for a horror film. I don't see what's so confusing about that." Well shut up for a minute and let me tell you, would you? Geez, let a guy talk for a change. The modeling shoot is only a flimsy pretext to introduce Jervis the janitor, who wanders into the middle of the shoot in the course of his sweeping and gets chewed out by the photographer. That's the last we see of the photographer, the models, or anything at all to do with that scene. Since he is unable to sweep any further, Jervis goes down to his local video store. I should take a moment to mention that I'm calling him Jervis because that's what the end credits call him, even though all the other characters and the blurb on the box clearly call him "Jarvis." Whoever he is, he peruses the horror section until he comes across a tape conveniently entitled "Nightslave." The fact that the producers of Nightslave couldn't even afford to box their own damn video in a decent case is fairly indicative of the rest of the movie - on a shelf full of real videos, "Nightslave" is in a box with a black and white photocopied cover. Jervis takes the tape up to the counter and checks it out from the lazy, self-absorbed girl who works there, but they nearly come to blows when he asks for VHS instead of Beta. Fortunately, the girl simmers down and gives him his tape without giving in to the temptation to put her cigarette out in his eye. Right after he walks out the door, and manager comes to the counter and tells the girl that Jervis rents tapes but never returns them. Now they have to get their tape back somehow. That's right, folks, the first major subplot to be introduced revolves around proper video renting habits. Whoa-oh! This movie better slow down soon before my heart leaps out of my mouth and checks itself in to rehab! For the record, no, I don't know what that means either. mirrar 12-20-2004, 02:49 PM Originally posted by Hyperbole but yeah, I don't call many people. by "most used" i mean anyone who i've called in the past 2 years. stupid phone phobia. or stupid people. haven't decided yet. Michiel 12-20-2004, 07:58 PM I think around 20 or something. Hey, I don't use the phone often, I hate telephone conversations. Not that I'm good at having a face to face converstation, but that's not the point. If I have to make a telephone conversation, it usually takes me half a day to get myself to actually make the call. The funny thing is, when I was following my traineeship and I had to make a call, it was no problem, but if it is not work related, I'm always looking for excuses to delay it. So, uhm, yeah! pink_ribbon_scars 12-20-2004, 07:59 PM no cell phone here Liquid-J 12-20-2004, 08:08 PM 79. maybe like 8 or so are businesses though Sepiae 12-20-2004, 08:28 PM Originally posted by Liquid-J u r so oldschool it hurts Few things are more annoying that someone telling me they couldn't call me because they couldn't find their cell phone. Plus, if you have a lot of numbers, it takes just as much time to find a person whose name begins with an M or something. Liquid-J 12-20-2004, 08:31 PM Originally posted by Sepiae Few things are more annoying that someone telling me they couldn't call me because they couldn't find their cell phone. Plus, if you have a lot of numbers, it takes just as much time to find a person whose name begins with an M or something. yeah, it sucks i am one of those people. but it doesn't take long, you can go directly to any given letter wiht most phones. (go to the list of names and hit 6 for m, hit 6 thrice for o) meow 12-21-2004, 12:14 AM over 50 i think Lucy Sky Diamonds 12-21-2004, 12:37 AM 1) Alex 2) Amanda 3) Annie (cell) 4) Annie (home) 5) Ariel 6) BBM (work) 7) Becca 8) 'Becca 9) Brooke (cell) 10) Brooke (home) 11) Caroline 12) Christine 13) Cookie 14) Dad 15) Dan 16) Dan 17) Dinah 18) Ernest 19) Esteban 20) Giselle 21) Gregor 22) Guzzo 23) Harley 24) Jason 25) Katherine 26) Kelly 27) Kenny (cell) 28) Kenny (home) 29) Lauryn 30) Lawyer 31) Liz 32) Liza 33) Lucas's parents 34) Martin (home) 35) Martin (work) 36) Martine 37) Marty 38) Marvin 39) Meaghan 40) Megan 41) Mike (cell) 42) Mike (Montreal) 43) Mike (Ottawa) 44) Misha 45) Mom 46) Richard 47) Robbie 48) Rocco 49) Skrud 50) Steve 51) Steve (King City) 52) Steve/Ossie (Stossie) 53) Tracey 54) Us at Home Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:06 AM Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds 18) Ernest http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/0/8/70-34054-sm.jpg Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:07 AM Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds 19) Esteban http://img.nextag.com/imagefiles/small/39/all-my-love-2000-645608882247-57666739.jpg Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:08 AM Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds 20) Giselle http://media.eresmas.com/biblioteca/img/elle/giselle.jpg Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:10 AM Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds 23) Harley http://www.harleycolt.com/harley.jpg Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:11 AM Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds 34) Martin (home) 35) Martin (work) http://www.musiconly.net/18e13dc0.jpg EXTRAVABONSOR 12-21-2004, 01:11 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket http://img.nextag.com/imagefiles/small/39/all-my-love-2000-645608882247-57666739.jpg AHAHAHA. EXTRAVABONSOR 12-21-2004, 01:13 AM AHAHAHA oh god tasha STOP IT!!! Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:17 AM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/freakforhire/dontbescurred.jpg Lucy Sky Diamonds 12-21-2004, 01:20 AM I think you have the photo of Esteban right, he's a sleazebucket. EXTRAVABONSOR 12-21-2004, 01:21 AM Originally posted by Helena Handbasket http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/freakforhire/dontbescurred.jpg "you mean i get THE GUITAR AND the picks! AND the fifteen watt amplifier!!!! ANNNND THE VIDEO??!?!?! AND THE GUITAR STRAP!?!?!??! AND THE CASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FOR ONLY THTREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $66.67?!!!!!!!!!????!??!?!?! <b>YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!</b>" Helena Handbasket 12-21-2004, 01:59 AM Originally posted by EXTRAVA****** "you mean i get THE GUITAR AND the picks! AND the fifteen watt amplifier!!!! ANNNND THE VIDEO??!?!?! AND THE GUITAR STRAP!?!?!??! AND THE CASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FOR ONLY THTREE EASY PAYMENTS OF $66.67?!!!!!!!!!????!??!?!?! <b>YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!</b>" I so loled. |