View Full Version : If you were a porn star your name would be...


weinerdog35
12-01-2004, 03:16 PM
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name




I would be Winston Oakwood

Elvis The Fat Years
12-01-2004, 03:18 PM
no, no.

for the first name it's the last name of your favorite netphorian.
and for the last name it's your nickname for that netphorian.

Sepiae
12-01-2004, 03:18 PM
Frysyke Orchard.

gpub
12-01-2004, 03:19 PM
It's your middle name

James Kingston

guz
12-01-2004, 03:20 PM
Dobie Elm

that went well.

Varien
12-01-2004, 03:20 PM
Since i don't have a pet and my mom had a poodle that died just after i was born...

FeFe Tweedsmuir :erm

Isle
12-01-2004, 03:28 PM
Pickles Hill

phaedrus
12-01-2004, 03:30 PM
William Windfield

avian chaos
12-01-2004, 03:30 PM
Woofy Grant :(

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
no, no.

for the first name it's the last name of your favorite netphorian.
and for the last name it's your nickname for that netphorian.

But I don't know some of my favorite Netphorians's last names!

sppunk
12-01-2004, 03:30 PM
Fuzzy Beacon

alexthestampede
12-01-2004, 03:31 PM
fluffy livernois
:rofl:

Liquid-J
12-01-2004, 03:33 PM
Jam South

the
12-01-2004, 03:33 PM
OLYMPIA HARDER

Slacker
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
mine would be

Chip East 36th Court

that formula fucking blows man

alisonmonster
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
ive done this before - Bubbles Glastonbury

jack_kerouac03
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
Ghostbuster Cascade . . . :confused:

Mo
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
browny muehlen :think:

Isle
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Slacker
mine would be

Chip East 36th Court

that formula fucking blows man

just stick to chip east

ravenguy2000
12-01-2004, 03:34 PM
pleasent snuggles

pale blue eyes
12-01-2004, 03:41 PM
Hmm, mine would be Blue West 19th.

cowbite
12-01-2004, 04:09 PM
Taz North

Nimrod's Son
12-01-2004, 04:09 PM
Vanilla Newcombe :erm

SuckSuckStyle
12-01-2004, 04:13 PM
Minnie Apollo

SuckSuckStyle
12-01-2004, 04:14 PM
current pet w/current address:

ronaldo huntington

Azael
12-01-2004, 04:19 PM
I don't know what my first street would be, but being that my first name would be Clawsy - i think that alone is enough.

MercuryChild
12-01-2004, 04:24 PM
Yoshi 2nd Ave

wow, that sucks.

tootsie
12-01-2004, 04:26 PM
Happy El Camino Real

oh my :erm

Samantha
12-01-2004, 04:29 PM
Latefa Afton

twice
12-01-2004, 05:48 PM
goldie hoyne.

DeviousJ
12-01-2004, 05:49 PM
Tosca Lowther

... I'm not seeing it

Peasoup Fan '01
12-01-2004, 05:51 PM
Meady Old Road :(

Sepiae
12-01-2004, 05:58 PM
I expected weirder pet names from you people.

Peasoup Fan '01
12-01-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Sepiae
I expected weirder pet names from you people.
You people? what do you mean YOU people?

Boner
12-01-2004, 06:00 PM
Toby Knox

if I changed it to Toby Knocks this would work quite well.

Helena Handbasket
12-01-2004, 06:02 PM
Jerome Vinton.

Blue*Carbonite
12-01-2004, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by weinerdog35
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name

no, that formula is for finding out your DRAG name. yeah.
and mine would be April Sunset.

Esty
12-01-2004, 09:18 PM
Mr. Spaulding

I never had a pet.:(

relaxor!
12-01-2004, 09:20 PM
Sidney Quail Ridge.
Awesome.

Blue*Carbonite
12-01-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Esty
Mr. Spaulding

I never had a pet.:(
omg why not? you don't....<i>hate</i> animals.....do you?

Esty
12-01-2004, 09:25 PM
I love animals. My parents never allowed me to have a pet. I would love to get a cat and call it Mallow or Starla. However, with this porn star name thing I should give it a more manly name like, Troy or something.

mxzombie
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
ripley crystal brook hollow

BlueStar
12-01-2004, 09:32 PM
I don't remember the first street I lived on...and I don't remember the name of the hamster I had when I was 6. So...I don't know.

Blue*Carbonite
12-01-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Esty
I love animals. My parents never allowed me to have a pet. I would love to get a cat and call it Mallow or Starla. However, with this porn star name thing I should give it a more manly name like, Troy or something.
nah, Troy's kinda gay.
if i was a porn star i would be Trevor Goodchild, and maybe all the random fuckas that whacked off to me (stifles laugh) would get the subtle aeon flux reference.

Nate the Grate
12-01-2004, 09:53 PM
Misty Temple

(to be fair, it was North Temple, and I'm a guy so Misty doesn't really work, but whatever)

but if I was a porn star, my name would be Buck Naked.

Voice Implodes
12-01-2004, 11:39 PM
Trixie Ursus

The Pashing Smumpkin
12-01-2004, 11:41 PM
Jerry Titcher... :erm

Ensoul
12-01-2004, 11:43 PM
Bear Riverbend

Sounds like a classic porno dude from the 70s. score.

meow
12-02-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
no, no.

for the first name it's the last name of your favorite netphorian.
and for the last name it's your nickname for that netphorian.

Meeks Butthole?

meow
12-02-2004, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by weinerdog35
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name




I would be Winston Oakwood

BJ alderwood.

skippy
12-02-2004, 12:44 AM
Spike Galloway.

keebs
12-02-2004, 12:49 AM
fred seymour

DieDiemydarling
12-02-2004, 02:39 AM
brianna banks the second

drizztduorns
03-10-2005, 02:46 PM
bump

KAT
03-10-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by weinerdog35
Take the name of your first pet ..........................Thats your first name
Take the name of the first street you lived on.... Thats your last name




I would be Winston Oakwood


Apolo Capri :erm

Coen
03-10-2005, 03:13 PM
Robin Doctor Schaepmanstreet :p

vanilla
03-10-2005, 04:25 PM
Heidi Bellaire

Orchestra
03-10-2005, 04:44 PM
Thunder Trudeau

yo soy el mejor
03-10-2005, 05:01 PM
Darwin Tenth.

D.
03-10-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
current pet w/current address:

ronaldo huntington
what if you don't have a pet. and i live on a street called emanual cleaver 2 blvd. that's not sexxy.

i always knew it as your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on.
then i'd be seymour armstrong.

Lie
03-10-2005, 10:42 PM
Caesar Stone

Electra
03-10-2005, 10:58 PM
Mittens Adams... sounds like a creepy little goth girl

if it were first pet + mother's maiden name: Mittens Fox

but I think it's funnier with current pet: Moose Fox - SEXY :rofl:

Liquid-J
03-10-2005, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Liquid-J
Jam South


it's weird reading things you posted a while ago that are blatant lies. :o

it would be stashu south, who names a pet jam?

Mariner
03-10-2005, 11:12 PM
dugan charles

Oranjes
03-10-2005, 11:23 PM
Oran Jiz.