I'm going to be a gigantic pussy and not reply to this one myself. I'll just be coy and pretend there are too many to choose from. ;)

I'll bet this could be better than the other thread. What's the most fucked up sexual thing that's ever crossed your mind? No exceptions. Pets, household items and small children welcome.

rimming with a guy

i want to have sex in the boathouse, or in a boat, during the day, on the river.

probably having sex on a boat.

i want an atom bomb to blow me and everyone else to oblivion. and yes, that is sexual

having sex in my bed with a girl I really like.

god I'm such a virgin.

You guys are lying. These things aren't shameful enough.

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
probably having sex on a boat.

*cough*

i have access to many many boats.

To make out with you.

Originally posted by Lie
You guys are lying. These things aren't shameful enough.

spanking? nipple torture?

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle


*cough*

i have access to many many boats. oh wow. i didn't see your post.

crew boats?

Originally posted by mewl


spanking? nipple torture?

those are shameful?

when I was young and in my "hey there's hair around my balls holy fuck" years, I thought my cousin was attractive. then she went punk and bi and lost sex appeal but retained coolness for the other stuff.

Originally posted by mewl
spanking? nipple torture?

Spanking is pretty commonplace. Nipple torture of some variety could work.

I'm just saying, if you guys are going to reply, quit lying. This thread couldn't get a necrophilic leprechaun hot. Give me some ideas already.

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
To make out with you.

Yeah, well, we already know you have problems.

Originally posted by Sehki
when I was young and in my "hey there's hair around my balls holy fuck" years, I thought my cousin was attractive. then she went punk and bi and lost sex appeal but retained coolness for the other stuff.

my cousin was totally super hot for like a year :erm

and i will not share real shameful things with netphoria :p

Originally posted by ammy


my cousin was totally super hot for like a year :erm

and i will not share real shameful things with netphoria :p

that's about as shameful as I'm willing to wager.

that and I was super attracted to one of my mom's friends in high school but I unfortunately only met her once in 10th grade. she probably saw my boner and forgot about me.

<font color="dab9ea">It's not <i>strange</i>, but we couldn't act on it, so yeah. Zach and I work at the same place when he's out of school and I've always wanted to just pull him in the bathroom or one of the back rooms or something. I'd never have the guts to do it though.</font>

i wanna get pinned against a wall somewhere public and fucked

Originally posted by Lie


Spanking is pretty commonplace. Nipple torture of some variety could work.

I'm just saying, if you guys are going to reply, quit lying. This thread couldn't get a necrophilic leprechaun hot. Give me some ideas already.

i guess im pretty vanilla then :(

Originally posted by So very sad about me
i wanna get pinned against a wall somewhere public and fucked

who doesn't.


oh, here's one. i like blood.

oohhhh gothique

Originally posted by ammy


who doesn't.

fuck me???

Originally posted by So very sad about me
i wanna get pinned against a wall somewhere public and fucked

Now, see, that's not weird, but at least it's from the heart. I commend you for your bravery, madam.

i used to see a girl who wa spretty heavily into S+M and other stuff.. i didnt mind it

Originally posted by mewl
i guess im pretty vanilla then :(

Aw, come on. I'll bet you've wanted to pee on someone at least once.

probably something involving handcuffs and hot wax.

:o sometimes i like very rough sex like getting my hair pulled . I've thought about the whole threesome thing with another girl but irl i couldn't go through with it - im just dont have any interest in being a lesbian.

rape.

were are all those deviants fom the other thread? at least they impressed me :noway:


:erm

Originally posted by Lie


Spanking is pretty commonplace. Nipple torture of some variety could work.

I'm just saying, if you guys are going to reply, quit lying. This thread couldn't get a necrophilic leprechaun hot. Give me some ideas already.

I tried! I brought up incest!

I want to fuck Kathryn on Megan's Beach in St. Thomas ... with a strap-on.

oh...and i've always wanted a bunch of men to play poker for me. my lover *******d. the winner would get first dibs, and the rest would line up in order. however, while my lover (who is making me do this to begin with) stares into my eyes while they're doing stuff to me.

note: i don't think i would actually *do* this, but it would make a darn good porno don'tcha think?

Originally posted by Sehki
I tried! I brought up incest!

I'm sorry, I know you did. But lusting after your cousin isn't really a big deal. Hell, in most countries, it's acceptable and even sometimes encouraged.

Maybe if you posted some pics... :think:

Originally posted by melancholia
oh...and i've always wanted a bunch of men to play poker for me. my lover *******d. the winner would get first dibs, and the rest would line up in order. however, while my lover (who is making me do this to begin with) stares into my eyes while they're doing stuff to me.

note: i don't think i would actually *do* this, but it would make a darn good porno don'tcha think?

that's pretty hot

Originally posted by melancholia
oh...and i've always wanted a bunch of men to play poker for me. my lover *******d. the winner would get first dibs, and the rest would line up in order. however, while my lover (who is making me do this to begin with) stares into my eyes while they're doing stuff to me.

note: i don't think i would actually *do* this, but it would make a darn good porno don'tcha think?

Now we're talking.

Originally posted by ammy


that's pretty hot

i think so too.

Originally posted by alisonmonster
:o sometimes i like very rough sex like getting my hair pulled . I've thought about the whole threesome thing with another girl but irl i couldn't go through with it - im just dont have any interest in being a lesbian.

not to be a buzzkill but I'm pretty sure getting your hair pulled is fairly lame in terms of rough. when people say they like rough sex I imagine getting punched and bleeding and shit.

I don't know. It bugs me.

Originally posted by Lie


Aw, come on. I'll bet you've wanted to pee on someone at least once.

i've said it before like "I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR FACE!!" but i was only acting raunchy :erm

ps- same scenario, just without sex. perhaps with candle wax or single-tails or something...heh. it's the staring into the eyes of a loved one while it happens that really does it for me.

i dunno, i'm strange.

i've never lusted after a cousin though...

Originally posted by Sepiae
probably something involving handcuffs and hot wax. ah jesus.

yes.

i've made a point about not thinking about sex that i've long forgotten this one.

Originally posted by So very sad about me
i wanna get pinned against a wall somewhere public and fucked

my ex had a huge wall fetish. getting pinned up against one and such

Originally posted by mewl
i've said it before like "I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR FACE!!" but i was only acting raunchy :erm

Hey, if you said it to your mom, it counts.

Originally posted by Sehki


not to be a buzzkill but I'm pretty sure getting your hair pulled is fairly lame in terms of rough. when people say they like rough sex I imagine getting punched and bleeding and shit.

I don't know. It bugs me.

yeah me too. i have no idea what rough sex entails. i mean, pretty much everyone bites a nipple every now and then, or tugs on hair..... what is considered "rough"?

Originally posted by Sehki


not to be a buzzkill but I'm pretty sure getting your hair pulled is fairly lame in terms of rough. when people say they like rough sex I imagine getting punched and bleeding and shit.

I don't know. It bugs me.

erm theres more to it i dont really want to talk about so i probably should just get the hell out of this thread.

Originally posted by melancholia
i've never lusted after a cousin though...

I never have either. It's my cousins' fault for being so blah.

Originally posted by melancholia


yeah me too. i have no idea what rough sex entails. i mean, pretty much everyone bites a nipple every now and then, or tugs on hair..... what is considered "rough"?

it literally turns me off if I'm masturbating and some girl says in the porn "I like it rough" and the guy goes "how rough" and she says "I like my hair pulled and my ass slapped"

Originally posted by alisonmonster


erm theres more to it i dont really want to talk about so i probably should just get the hell out of this thread.

oh, come on. it's really not a big deal.

Originally posted by Lie


Hey, if you said it to your mom, it counts.

heh! she would slap me.

i've done the hot wax thing before. and ice cubes IN CERTAIN HOLES!

Originally posted by Sehki


it literally turns me off if I'm masturbating and some girl says in the porn "I like it rough" and the guy goes "how rough" and she says "I like my hair pulled and my ass slapped"

even then, there are different levels of hair pulling and ass slapping...

Originally posted by Sehki


it literally turns me off if I'm masturbating and some girl says in the porn "I like it rough" and the guy goes "how rough" and she says "I like my hair pulled and my ass slapped"

ugh. that's so lame. the porn thing, not you.

Originally posted by Lie


I never have either. It's my cousins' fault for being so blah.

haha.

she was 2 years older than me and kind of a real life role model. when I was 13 she was 15 and really really attractive. :erm

Originally posted by mewl


heh! she would slap me.

i've done the hot wax thing before. and ice cubes IN CERTAIN HOLES!

i *love* the hot wax thing.

preferably at or around the same time as the ice cube thing.

yeah. getting tied up. or something. blindfolds. biting.

*cough*

i always kind of wanted to take a huge deep breath and blow it all into a girl's asshole so he let out a huge fart right afterward.

but i wouldn't do this to anyone i liked. just some derelict that nobody cared about that would have no problem with me blowing a lot of hair into her asshole.

Originally posted by melancholia


ugh. that's so lame. the porn thing, not you.

totally. it's a huge turnoff.

no offense alisonmonster, this is just something that's been bugging me recently.

Originally posted by melancholia


i *love* the hot wax thing.

preferably at or around the same time as the ice cube thing.

blindfoled so you know know which to expect

i think i just kicked it up a notch.

Originally posted by ammy


blindfoled so you know know which to expect

ex-fucking-actly.

wait... so, why do i get shit for being "kinky" on here when like, a whole bunch of you have the same urges?

im going to go take a shower

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
i think i just kicked it up a notch.

I think I missed something. How would you be blowing HAIR into her asshole?

Originally posted by melancholia


ex-fucking-actly.

wait... so, why do i get shit for being "kinky" on here when like, a whole bunch of you have the same urges?

do i give you shit for being kinky? noooo....

Originally posted by Lie


I think I missed something. How would you be blowing HAIR into her asshole?

:rofl:

Originally posted by ammy


do i give you shit for being kinky? noooo....

<3

you, me and never_nohen should start a club.

Originally posted by Lie


I think I missed something. How would you be blowing HAIR into her asshole? you know i would have gone bck and edited it BUT I FUCKING CAN"T.

this girl ised to want me to pin her down hard she was always covered in bruises, she bit me and fought back hard alot of the time trying to get me to react.
she spat on me once so i slapped her and she loved it :erm

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
you know i would have gone bck and edited it BUT I FUCKING CAN"T.

It's okay. You could have just been talking about someone with a hairy asshole.

BACK. FUCK.

goddamn it. i take the ability to edit my own posts WAAAY for granted.

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
i want to have sex in the boathouse, or in a boat, during the day, on the river.

On the deck of a sailboat in the middle of the day.

actually a couple of years back i really wanted to fuck you , lie

Originally posted by BlueStar


On the deck of a sailboat in the middle of the day. HEY.

LET ME EDIT MY OWN POSTS.

Originally posted by Sepiae
probably something involving handcuffs and hot wax.

Ah yes. Handcuffs and/or a blindfold could be good.

Originally posted by ammy


blindfoled so you know know which to expect

now this i am on board with.

Originally posted by BlueStar


Ah yes. Handcuffs and/or a blindfold could be good. HEY.

LET ME EDIT MY OWN POSTS.

Why can't you?

i think we all ocassionally got lonely and depressed at one point in our lives and considrered rape

Originally posted by sppunk
I want to fuck Kathryn on Megan's Beach in St. Thomas ... with a strap-on.

Isn't it actually Magen's Bay? More specifically Magen's Bay Beach? truly one of the most beautiful places I have ever been to, though tends to be a bit over crowded.

Getting my bag hair getting ripped out by a womans teeth one by one kinda gets me hot.

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Getting my bag hair getting ripped out by a womans teeth one by one kinda gets me hot.

oh how I wish I could believe this

Originally posted by Lie


How would you be blowing HAIR into her asshole?

More importantly, if this is a freudian slip, he just kicked the thread up two notches:

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
...asshole so he let out a huge fart right afterward...

I seriously also want to fuck Sepiae on the pitcher's mound of Fenway. I hope she likes this idea.

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle


*cough*

i have access to many many boats.

Aren’t you like, lesbian?

<font color=33FFFF> I want to be rammed with the biggest, glass butt-plug known to man</font>

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^


Aren’t you like, lesbian? <p align="right"><font face="Verdana" color="0084ff">Baden, you know I'm a lesbian too.

Originally posted by EXTRAVA******
<p align="right"><font face="Verdana" color="0084ff">Baden, you know I'm a lesbian too.

Yes, yes you are.
I’m sorry, I didn’t consider that.

Originally posted by melancholia
oh...and i've always wanted a bunch of men to play poker for me. my lover *******d. the winner would get first dibs, and the rest would line up in order. however, while my lover (who is making me do this to begin with) stares into my eyes while they're doing stuff to me.

note: i don't think i would actually *do* this, but it would make a darn good porno don'tcha think?


Hahaha.

Originally posted by MeAndMyLlama
i think we all ocassionally got lonely and depressed at one point in our lives and considrered rape

From girls who have been comfortable enough to open up to me about sexual desires…

I think the whole rape / overwhelming / passing responsibility thing is quite common.

I also think, though, that for most of them they’d only ever want it to be a fantasy.

I've always wanted to fuck someone immediately after stepping on the prongs of a rake and smacking myself in the face with the handle three or four times.

MIne is modest, i want to get raped backstage by Brody Dalle.

This isn't that strange, but I always wanted to mow a path and a small clearing in our hayfield and have it be a secret room that no one could see and where I could have sex either in the sunlight or under the stars.

I would also like to have sex on the train, but with no one on the train, mind you.

I mean, they get weirder than that but I am paranoid that my mom is reading this. :rolleyes:

i like getting choked. especially when im about to cum/cumming. even when i cant breathe. that shit is nice. is that weird?

ive asked to be pissed on too. and he did. i felt special. :)

maybe not the strangest, but...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/CherubDaydream/8241.jpg

Congrats alex, thats the first time a pic you've posted has been relevant.



















RELEVANT TO MY COCK *masturbates*

Originally posted by Sehki

if you were MY boyfriend. i'd forbid you to look at porn!

I like the poker thing. I mean I like poker anyway but damn.

I wanted to nostril fuck this big nosed bitch once, but it never came to fruition



:(

i have this whole 'punching the person in the face' thing, but my lawyer has told me to try to stay away from that in the future

I sometimes want to have sex with an animal or something. I always look at my dog strange ways, then my dad notices and pulls him into the other room.

i got a boner over jessica rabbit once

sex with goatse man

Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub
sex with goatse man

:erm

Originally posted by KAT


:erm
yes. you having sex with goatse man.

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

if you were MY boyfriend. i'd forbid you to look at porn!

without you.

holla!

getting butt-kuffed by two girtls w/ dildos at once!

Brutal sex with Till :D

i love biting

the last guy i was with bit my nipple peircing so hard, it was awesome

Originally posted by meow
i love biting

when i say 'bite me'... i mean it

Originally posted by Hyperbole



I could see fantasizing about fucking a handsome stranger, but only consensual sex. I don't understand how rape is hot. I'm only comfortable with anything overly forceful if I'm extremely comfortable with the person and know that he's on the same level as me about it.

one time some guy hooked up a rape fantasy in a chatroom and then went to the wrong apartment... OOPS!

Originally posted by alexthestampede


one time some guy hooked up a rape fantasy in a chatroom and then went to the wrong apartment... OOPS!


personal experience?

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

ive asked to be pissed on too. and he did. i felt special. :)

you serious?

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
under the stars.

Originally posted by meow
i love biting

the last guy i was with bit my nipple peircing so hard, it was awesome that totally just gave me a boner!

Originally posted by meow
i love biting

the last guy i was with bit my nipple peircing so hard, it was awesome


I didn't think I would, but I love chicks with nipple piercings. They're fun.

this isn't that strange, but elevator. in my building. there's mirrors on the ceiling :o

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
this isn't that strange, but elevator. in my building. there's mirrors on the ceiling :o

Oooh... that's hot.

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
there's mirrors on the ceiling [/COLOR] :o

they serve champagne on ice ??

Originally posted by Hyperbole



I could see fantasizing about fucking a handsome stranger, but only consensual sex. I don't understand how rape is hot. I'm only comfortable with anything overly forceful if I'm extremely comfortable with the person and know that he's on the same level as me about it.

Ha, see now, the spontaneous sex with a stranger thing is very appealing to me too.

Originally posted by Seoc
that totally just gave me a boner!

right on!

Originally posted by AndySlash



I didn't think I would, but I love chicks with nipple piercings. They're fun.

yeah the guy i was with was very traditional and then he was like 'whoa that feels so cool in my mouth'

*shiver*

I’m sure it’s quite irrelevant.
But I wouldn’t want meows nipple in my mouth, piercing or not.

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^
I’m sure it’s quite irrelevant.
But I wouldn’t want meows nipple in my mouth, piercing or not.
teh feeling is mutual, barden

:love:

Seriously though, the stranger thing is… Nice.

Sometimes you can look at someone with sexual thoughts of them in your eyes… And it’s intense, cause you feel like they can see what you’re thinking. And it’s like… the mood changes, just with that look.

And it’s almost as if you know they can see your thoughts, and are indulging it a little.


And that’s a time when you just want to let go of everything and just get completely lost in the moment. Get straight to this persons core. Explore them, explore yourself. Just….

You cant do the ‘look’ thing often or else you just feel like a general pervert. It’s at those times when you both realise you’re suddenly alone or something, when you can just turn it on and keep it….. Ah, I don’t know.

But yeah, that’s appealing alright.

And it's an urge.

Originally posted by meow

teh feeling is mutual, barden

:love:

I’d assume nothing less.

Did you click to view my post?

I’m touched.

Originally posted by ^Agony_Imp^


I’d assume nothing less.

Did you click to view my post?

I’m touched.


touched and clicked!

I can't orgasm without killing a dog.

when i was a senior in high school i had this awful bitch of a math teacher. i'd often sit and fantasize about fucking the shit out of her while brutally beating the living shit out of her.

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
I would also like to have sex on the train, but with no one on the train, mind you.

The El?

wanting to have a 3way with 2 girls. yeah that was pretty weird of me