what would you guys think of a girl who collects used condoms? she ties off the ends and stores them in the freezer, i found a bunch of them in an empty hagen daas container. a total wtf moment, at the time it was too bizarre to be gross. i didn't count them, but there were at least 10 or 12 in there. should i say something? i'm pretty sure i don't want to date this girl, that's pretty nasty. and creepy. ugh.

She wants variety when she chooses to inseminate herself

Nothing wrong with that

Is she planning on defrosting them and using them to inseminate herself? Does she plan on donating them? Digging them out for scientific experiments in her garage? If that was me, I would have started checking for other body fluids and parts and then run away.

cooking with cum

Maybe she likes cumcicles

You've got to be trolling...

no, im not trolling, damn. i used liquid-j. it was like.. ok, here's this wild and crazy chick who i can have some fun with. i went over there with a friend, so luckily i wasn't alone. it was like.. scope it out, establish there is mutual interest. then i saw that, i'm pretty sure everyone noticed a change in my mood, but i definitely didn't say anything until we were in the car.

what a FREAK!

oh god, i just came up wiht the worst pun in history

POPsicles

thats kind of awesome.

if awesome means creepy as all hell, then i'm with you

she's totally hot too, short hair. could use a little cleaning up fashion wise. and mental wise, damn.

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
thats kind of awesome.

why doesnt this surprise me :erm

Originally posted by Toby
cooking with cum

seriously, maybe she checked out that website and thought it'd be a good idea.

Do you even need to ask our opinion on this? Close the freezer door and fucking RUN!!

It's extremely creepy.

Just think, yours could be next!

(Why were you snooping in her freezer?)

i wasn't snooping! we were talking about flavor ice and she siad she probably still had some and i went to check.

i think im still gonna do it and just take the condom with me and then throw it out.:o

Originally posted by thestreetsarehot2night


why doesnt this surprise me :erm :cool:

I always take it off and throw it away myself!

Originally posted by Liquid-J
i wasn't snooping! we were talking about flavor ice and she siad she probably still had some and i went to check.

i think im still gonna do it and just take the condom with me and then throw it out.:o

you should open the container infront of her and go "mmmm what're these? freezies? i love these things" then start sucking on one.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
i wasn't snooping! we were talking about flavor ice and she siad she probably still had some and i went to check.

i think im still gonna do it and just take the condom with me and then throw it out.:o

That's the spirit!

Make sure you leave with the condom still on...

Can you imagine her reaction as you get up after sex, condom still on, and run out the door?

everyone does, she takes them out of the trash apparently

Originally posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

(Why were you snooping in her freezer?)

to check for FUCKING WRONG things like:

-body parts
-pets
-frozen reproductive material




J my man, if you ever listen to anything i say, listen to this (ah, kimmeh already said it):

Originally posted by avian chaos
...fucking RUN!
RUN!

im gonna shoot and scoot, yo.

Originally posted by avian chaos
RUN!!

why not ask her why?

Originally posted by avian chaos
Do you even need to ask our opinion on this? Close the freezer door and fucking RUN!!

Definitely.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
i wasn't snooping! we were talking about flavor ice and she siad she probably still had some and i went to check.

i think im still gonna do it and just take the condom with me and then throw it out.:o
are you sure she didn't want you to find them? i mean it would be a bit of a coincidence otherwise, her storing them in empty ice cream boxes and sending you to check whether she had any "ice cream" left.

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

Originally posted by avian chaos
RUN!

Originally posted by alisonmonster


you should open the container infront of her and go "mmmm what're these? freezies? i love these things" then start sucking on one.


oh god, how did i miss this first time around! sooo nasty

Originally posted by killer_tomato

are you sure she didn't want you to find them? i mean it would be a bit of a coincidence otherwise, her storing them in empty ice cream boxes and sending you to check whether she had any "ice cream" left.

no shit... ask her why they're there

maybe she just wants to hang onto love, which is beautiful.

or maybe uses if to blackmail the guys she screws later, like lewinsky.

....cum does contain protein, so tthrowing it away is a bit wasteful...im sure she has her reasons

Originally posted by gpub
why not ask her why?


yeah. that's what i'd do anyway

ya, that's slightly odd.

Originally posted by MrPantyFAce


....cum does contain protein...


schlong beach diet

Originally posted by killer_tomato

are you sure she didn't want you to find them? i mean it would be a bit of a coincidence otherwise, her storing them in empty ice cream boxes and sending you to check whether she had any "ice cream" left.

hmm... i didn't think of that. but why would she wnat me to find them?? and i was looking for these sort of thigns: <img src=http://www.tcp.com/~rosminah/otter_pop.gif>, i wasn't really thinking when i went in the ice cream container

Me and my girlfriend at that time were at my house when the folks came home, we had just finished and had to get rid of it, so we tied it off, wrapped it up and went out the backdoor as they were coming in the front, i was panicking so i shoved it wrapped up in the wrapper and papertowel under a bit of concrete that a fence post was in. Weird i know, but i panicked. So anyway this past summer new neighbors moved in with a dog. And while my dad were fixing the fence the dog runs over, while myself, my parents and the neighbors were around and digs up this old condom, and i have to keep from not shitting myself laughing as they all talk abuot how weird it is to find one there. :noway: ugh.

mmm I loved little strawberry short cunt and little orphan dick feind anny

sir isaac lime is where it's at

I'm all about Alexander the Grape.

ok so befoer this degrades into an otter pop nostalgia thread, let me sure i have the concensus accurately:

she's psycho, but you can still hit it and quit it, just be sure to take the condom out of the place, adn then throw it away elsewhere.

yes?

Originally posted by avian chaos
I'm all about Alexander the Grape.

no way! those were the ones that stayed in my freezer for months on end because no one eats them

Originally posted by Liquid-J

2phallic4u

i'm speechless.

just leave it on and pull up your pants and jet....HAHAHAHHA

Originally posted by Liquid-J
ok so befoer this degrades into an otter pop nostalgia thread, let me sure i have the concensus accurately:

she's psycho, but you can still hit it and quit it, just be sure to take the condom out of the place, adn then throw it away elsewhere.

yes?

this is coming from me. keep that in mind.

i dont even know if i'd hit it dude, that's pretty fucking weird.

im not gonna actually leave it on.. i'll tie it up and act like im tossing it. then pocket it and split! with the quickness.

Originally posted by ******


no way! those were the ones that stayed in my freezer for months on end because no one eats them Well those were the ones that were never in my freezer because I always ate them! ;)

Originally posted by Liquid-J
im not gonna actually leave it on..

you'd have to get advice from strange_one on that topic. i cant help you there

Dude, I wouldn't hit that at all... that's just fucking mental.

why would you not want her to have your sperm exactly?

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
Dude, I wouldn't hit that at all... that's just fucking mental.

i agree but you should be banned from all sex and relationship threads

this is the sort of thing i'd feel more comfortable discussing on a gentlemen's forum

Originally posted by Liquid-J
this is the sort of thing i'd feel more comfortable discussing on a gentlemen's forum

that is my feeling as well

Originally posted by ******


i agree but you should be banned from all sex and relationship threads Why, because I called you a slut?

You should try to take some of her vaginal secretions.

"if they didnt have pussys, thered be bountys on t****

all my love,

Part her red sea with your staff, and as you are coming take the condoms rip them open on her face while screaming 'LET MY PEOPLE GO!'

Originally posted by Mariner


schlong beach diet

lol dude

It seems clear to me that she was sent back in time to collect sperm of future leaders so that when the Man-Killing-Plague is unleashed in 2035, she can return from the past and start impregnating women with the likes of crucial New World Order politicians and diplomats. She picked you because you play some important part in the future, and her asking you to go to the 'freezer' was the let you know what you were dealing with. What you do could change the fate of humanity in the next three generations, and forever!

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Part her red sea with your staff, and as you are coming take the condoms rip them open on her face while screaming 'LET MY PEOPLE GO!' Hahahaha.

codoms are bullshit anyway. im immune to aids

ok, i now surrender this thread to jokes and whatever else you freaks will come up with. i think i've got this one all figured out.

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
Part her red sea with your staff, and as you are coming take the condoms rip them open on her face while screaming 'LET MY PEOPLE GO!' This is obviously the most sensible advice given thus far.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
ok, i now surrender this thread to jokes and whatever else you freaks will come up with. i think i've got this one all figured out.

Im kinda worried that it took posting on netphoria to work this one out. Champ.

Originally posted by relaxor!
It seems clear to me that she was sent back in time to collect sperm of future leaders so that when the Man-Killing-Plague is unleashed in 2035, she can return from the past and start impregnating women with the likes of crucial New World Order politicians and diplomats. She picked you because you play some important part in the future, and her asking you to go to the 'freezer' was the let you know what you were dealing with. What you do could change the fate of humanity in the next three generations, and forever!

if this is true, J, quit speeding NOW, or your next traffic stop could be your last.

<img src=http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/t2pics/t1000.gif>

Originally posted by Liquid-J
ok, i now surrender this thread to jokes and whatever else you freaks will come up with. i think i've got this one all figured out. What's the plan, Maverick?

Originally posted by relaxor!
What's the plan, Maverick?

I think he should steal the condoms, and phone her up telling her he ate the contents.






Then he should eat the contents.

Originally posted by ******


that is my feeling as well

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss


I think he should steal the condoms, and phone her up telling her he ate the contents.






Then he should eat the contents.

Even better, get some condoms, fill them with watered down whip cream, freeze them, then walk in her house sucking on them.

This thread is making me puke

Originally posted by LittleWing
This thread is making me puke

Look this is a time to rally round and support the guy. We've all been there.

Or he could put them in a rifle and stand inside of her house, shooting frozen condom bullets and laughing.

Originally posted by relaxor!
Or he could put them in a rifle and stand inside of her house, shooting frozen condom bullets and laughing.
i think he'd need a rocket launcher if he wanted to do that.

Originally posted by killer_tomato

i think he'd need a rocket launcher if he wanted to do that.

What the hell kind of frozen condoms do you have in your fridge?!?!?

And while we are on the subject, shouldnt rambo be on :(...

Thats rocketlaunchers, not cum.

YAS RAMBO IS MOTHERFUCKING ON.

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
YAS RAMBO IS MOTHERFUCKING ON.
i don't have a tv and i'm quite happy since there seems to be an incredible number of re-runs of films involving arnie lately.

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss


Look this is a time to rally round and support the guy. We've all been there.
My bad, man. I'm sorry J, I wasn't there when you needed me most. RUN YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THIS GIRL.

Originally posted by relaxor!
What's the plan, Maverick?


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get coloured condoms, or glow in the dark, something discernable(sp?) and have sex.

come back a few days later, go for some ice cream and freak out when you find your condom in there. go mental.


it'd be funny :(

Originally posted by Liquid-J



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lol

All you know is that there are condoms in her freezer. You don't actually know what's in them. Maybe she was making her own popsicles.

Originally posted by ammy
get coloured condoms, or glow in the dark, something discernable(sp?) and have sex.

come back a few days later, go for some ice cream and freak out when you find your condom in there. go mental.


it'd be funny :(

THAT is a good one.

god, i would run. if i was storing the used condoms of my lovers in a Haagen Daz container in my fridge, that would be weird. and if people knew it and fucked me anyway, that would be weird. but hell, everyone is weird in one way or another and you just found out one of her points in advance. all i gotta say is a nigga must be hard up or she must be hot as hell.

Originally posted by Liquid-J



to come up with more developed troll ideas in the future, and to use another name for them
lol so is this a troll or not?
people are still responding seriously :erm

Originally posted by Liquid-J



to come up with more developed troll ideas in the future, and to use another name for them

i should have known dreams girls like this dont exist.

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars


THAT is a good one.

god, i would run. if i was storing the used condoms of my lovers in a Haagen Daz container in my fridge, that would be weird. and if people knew it and fucked me anyway, that would be weird. but hell, everyone is weird in one way or another and you just found out one of her points in advance. all i gotta say is a nigga must be hard up or she must be hot as hell.

she is hot as hell as previously stated, and that slur offends people i am sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Originally posted by alexthestampede

lol so is this a troll or not?
people are still responding seriously :erm Do you honestly think anyone actually responded seriously?

Hell.. maybe they did... :erm

Originally posted by alexthestampede

lol so is this a troll or not?
people are still responding seriously :erm

troll:o

to steal from randall: i'm so alone

Originally posted by alexthestampede

lol so is this a troll or not?
people are still responding seriously :erm

is that what a troll is? bullshit posts? damn, now i wish i wasnt on the greatest troll thing.



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"love is crazy"-j.lo

all my love,