View Full Version : Netphoria! Should I develop an online crush for Neopyrn? You decide!


Sapphire
11-21-2004, 11:03 PM
Hello Netphoria,

As I've been sitting here all by my lonesome in this darkened room of mine, the thought has come upon me that maybe I should develop an online crush for Neopyrn.

When you think about it, she is pretty cool. She seems down-to-earth enough and a generally fun person to hang around with. But then again, that's assuming too much.

The very thought of following Miss Pyrn into every thread, grooming and gloating about her very presence, just gives me the tingles. My list of activities would be large though, as I would put my best effort into making odd comments, posting weird pictures, and generally make her life her uncomfortable and unpleasant.

This might take some time to accomplish, but until the new term begins in January, I don't have that much to do. So I have the time to dedicate to this project.

Since this is a Smashing Pumpkins board, and since I assume Miss Pyrn likes the Pumpkins, here is a picture of me doing my best Billy impersonation. What I lack in baldness, I make up with in ego and poise.

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1335653>

Well Netphoria! You decide!

obscured01
11-21-2004, 11:06 PM
<font color="dab9ea">uh.. I think neopyrn is a boy. I might be wrong. hmm.</font>

Liquid-J
11-21-2004, 11:06 PM
lol@she

Dead
11-21-2004, 11:06 PM
Holy freaking shit I thought it was a guy.

mxzombie
11-21-2004, 11:06 PM
boy and i thought you were straight

Sapphire
11-21-2004, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by obscured01
<font color="dab9ea">uh.. I think neopyrn is a boy. I might be wrong. hmm.</font>

Oh fuck! Not this again!

And I thought I left it all behind with Varien. :dammit:

Dead
11-21-2004, 11:07 PM
This would be way funnier if Green Eggs n Spam had posted it.

Liquid-J
11-21-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire


Oh fuck! Not this again!

And I thought I left it all behind with Varien. :dammit:

:rofl:

this is great stuff!

neopryn
11-21-2004, 11:11 PM
yeah i'm a dude

kiwi
11-21-2004, 11:12 PM
owned

BeautifulLoser
11-21-2004, 11:12 PM
:rofl:

alexthestampede
11-21-2004, 11:15 PM
http://www.xbollox.com/family/brother5.jpg
"what?! chris hanson is a dude? youre kidding right?? oh.. oh my god!! i bought all the magazine and posters and... oh my god!!!"

Dead
11-21-2004, 11:19 PM
I thought the hot Hanson was Taylor. That guy's a babe.. for a guy.

alexthestampede
11-21-2004, 11:22 PM
yea youre right, but i was already bored with the post by the time i found a picture

Mariner
11-21-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
yea youre right, but i was already bored with the post by the time i found a picture

probably because it had nothing to do with anime

SuckSuckStyle
11-21-2004, 11:56 PM
quite honestly i sometimes get you two mixed up so maybe that's a yes?

Ghetto_Squirrel
11-22-2004, 01:27 AM
I vote YES regardless!

Eulogy
11-22-2004, 01:35 AM
haha

you must not be very observant.

Sapphire
11-22-2004, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by Eulogy
haha

you must not be very observant.

I'm not. Sometimes the most basic things pass me up. I screw up directions, I get lost easily and I have a very weak center of balance.

I mean, how long have I been going here? You think by now I would've realized that Neopyrn is a fucking man! But did I? Nope. It flew over my head like a jumbo-jet. I tell ya man, sometimes it just gets plain ol' disconcerning. :(

Eulogy
11-22-2004, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by Sapphire


I'm not. Sometimes the most basic things pass me up. I screw up directions, I get lost easily and I have a very weak center of balance.

I mean, how long have I been going here? You think by now I would've realized that Neopyrn is a fucking man! But did I? Nope. It flew over my head like a jumbo-jet. I tell ya man, sometimes it just gets plain ol' disconcerning. :(

disconcerting? well either way...

Here's the real question:

Do you know what I am?

Dead
11-22-2004, 07:13 AM
I guess his name is semi feminine, I'll give you that. No offense Neopyrn. I think it's the y.

Nimrod's Son
11-22-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Dead
I guess his name is semi feminine, I'll give you that. No offense Neopyrn. I think it's the y. Shut up.

No guy with an "OC" avatar can call another guy feminine.

BeautifulLoser
11-22-2004, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Shut up.

No guy with an "OC" avatar can call another guy feminine. So damn true.

jenn
11-22-2004, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
I vote YES regardless!

me too.

neopryn
11-22-2004, 01:00 PM
i think i've managed to make the most posts ever while still having my gender called in to question. i should win an award or something.

edit: thanks for the edit alex

alexthestampede
11-22-2004, 01:05 PM
most*




and when i post anime, i am usually giggling uncontrollably. especially when it's really relevant. there are a few relevant to thsi thread, but i never saw them

souvenir
11-22-2004, 01:06 PM
LOL@this thread

Isle
11-22-2004, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Dead
I thought the hot Hanson was Taylor. That guy's a babe.. for a guy.

HOLLA!