Court Tv baby. i <3 Forensic Files.

Cartoon Network.

And Comedy Central, but only for the Daily Show, South Park, and Drawn Together.

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
Cartoon Network.

And Comedy Central

Cartoon Network / [adult swim]
i watch the christian network quite a lot when i am high. very funny.

CBC Television.

we dont get any of those down here. :( . i watch SBS though (i live in Queensland, btw.) it's got some cool foreign films and comedy shows and stuff,.

Originally posted by Blue*Carbonite

i watch the christian network quite a lot when i am high. very funny.

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My Precious, Wonderful TBN Partners,

I have just experienced a moment with Jesus like I have NEVER felt before and I have to share it with you – My precious TBN family –

Early in the morning (Early to me ) I went to my den to read from the most precious Bible I own – (My ‘Lil Pentecostal preacher / teacher / evangelist dad’s Bible). Worn and written in. Tear stained and mended – but the incredibly precious to me – and HIS word always LIVES –

It opened to Micah 6:2 –

“But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little amon the thousands of Judah, yet OUT of thee shall He come forth unto me that is to be RULER in Israel whose goings forth have been from OLD, from everlasting”

I began to weep – It’s ALL about JESUS!

Genesis 1 through Revelation 22 – Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus –

I looked through my tears and saw my bottle of anointing oil – others had come over the last 9 months and anointed ME with oil – But I had NEVER done what I was about to do –

I reached and opened the oil and placed a Holy Spirit oil cross on my own forehead and when I did – I BURST INTO DEEP, DEEP LOVING OF MY JESUS –

I began to feel His presence in me, over me, around me-(In fact) it has been 3 hours and I am still feeling His glory like I have NEVER felt!)

I began to deep cry – deep moan – and deep rejoice – I got my organic grape juice – filled a glass – got my Matza crackers and went to my garden –

With Terry McAlmon singing praise and worship songs I took my holy communion. I fell on my face in the grass and cried deep unto deep –

The glory covered my garden. The music swelled in my spirit. The name JESUS was all I could utter – Jesus, Jesus, I love you Jesus – I love you Jesus – I praise You Jesus – You are my Savior – My healer – His presence was, and still is now, all over me – Inside and out!

Jesus __?___ –

Jesus love –

Jesus presence –

Here on this earth – Now! TODAY!!

Terry’s album runs over 30 minutes – I was on my face – deep sobs – standing – rejoicing – hands raised higher than I knew I could – Dancing as if angels were my partners – And feeling love and a supernatural high – like there are not words to describe –

I think I touched Heaven – I think that is the Euphoria – The high – The lifting of your soul – The heat in your heart that Heaven is all about –

If you could for one minute feel what I have felt now, 3 ½ hours, you would never have one second of doubt –

Is it all real –

Oh please hear my Jesus’ heart –

Stop asking

Stop thinking

Start DOING!

Give Jesus your 1st fruits in the A.M. –

Read His love letters to us – Get your anointing oil (even liquid Crisco works – ask my children)

Anoint yourself – Get your little garden area – a closet – the garage – a favorite tree area – a place in the city park (In your car) –

Get your little grape juice and crackers – Get alone – Get your Terry MacAlmon praise recording on and feel His presence-

Feel His anointing –

Feel His love –

Feel what Heaven is all about –

Ohhhhh – I can’t wait until tomorrow AM –

It’s You and me sweet jesus – (It’s a date!)

Oh how I love you –

And how I love you precious partners – Get and feel of what Heaven

will be –

Please –

I love you –

Thank you for loving and being our partners for 31 years!

He sure likes the word "precious".

Originally posted by vanilla
Court Tv baby. i <3 Forensic Files.


god I miss Forensic Files.
I don't have cable here. My boyfriend has satellite, but he also has TiVo, so we've pretty much been watching stuff that he has recorded and needs to delete.

I like PAX!

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FOX, because I like to watch shit in the form of television

The Food Network or Comedy Central.

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she looked so much more scary in the 80s. now she just looks frazzled and cracked da fuck out

Originally posted by vanilla
Court Tv baby. i <3 Forensic Files.

Same here. Either CourtTV or Comedy Central, it's usually on one or the other.

Originally posted by Toby
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the guy on the left, i believe he slept with a guy, he blamed it on being drunk. if it's the same guy i'm thinking about.

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GAY TV

Originally posted by Randall Sandell
GAY TV

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