alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 12:37 AM
im going to say small toe.
View Full Version : If you were forced to cut off one body part what would it be? alisonmonster 11-11-2004, 12:37 AM im going to say small toe. Lie 11-11-2004, 12:39 AM Head. GlasgowKiss 11-11-2004, 12:39 AM You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 12:40 AM the pinky if you cut off the toe you will limp! least i want to loose would be peni$ or eyes. Karl Connor 11-11-2004, 12:40 AM cancerous lesion aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 12:42 AM Originally posted by Randall Sandell cancerous lesion you got one? alisonmonster 11-11-2004, 12:44 AM Chester : Let me explain what we're talking about here. Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, you don't have to explain anything to me. Whatever constitutes a good time as far as you guys are concerned, well, that's your business. Chester : Well, no, it's your business, too, Ted, because we want you to take part. Ted: Take part in what, sir? Leo : Chester, your way of breaking the news to him gently is scaring the fuck outta him. Chester : You think so? Angela : Just spit it out. Chester : Okay, you might be right. Okay, here we go, here we go, okay. Thing is, Ted, first off, there's nothing homosexual about what we want you to do. I mean, I was thinking you might be thinking we want you to do some like, weird sex thing, like suck us off, pee on us, shit like that, you know. Nothing! Nothing could be further from the truth! blackfaerie 11-11-2004, 12:46 AM my little toe. aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 12:48 AM Originally posted by blackfaerie my little toe. you will limp,cut the pinky off! daydreamer999 11-11-2004, 12:51 AM hmmm... either my right pinky or one of my ears, that wouldn't be so bad. Karl Connor 11-11-2004, 12:52 AM Originally posted by aspecialkid you got one? so many marks and bumps on my body i wouldnt be suprised. blackfaerie 11-11-2004, 12:54 AM Originally posted by aspecialkid you will limp,cut the pinky off! i'd rather be a gimp then not be able to draw. aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 12:59 AM Originally posted by blackfaerie i'd rather be a gimp then not be able to draw. aww, alison says the same thing. blackfaerie 11-11-2004, 01:01 AM i need to be able to draw. :( it's my life. neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:15 AM my nose neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:16 AM smell is easily the most useless sense GlasgowKiss 11-11-2004, 01:21 AM Originally posted by neopryn smell is easily the most useless sense Man if you ever lost your nose for that reasons id give you a shit sandwich pronto. neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:21 AM hey it might not be so bad if you couldn't smell it alexthestampede 11-11-2004, 01:29 AM everything below the ribs GlasgowKiss 11-11-2004, 01:29 AM Originally posted by neopryn hey it might not be so bad if you couldn't smell it Id never do that to you man. Well id let you eat a peanut butter sandwich then TELL you it was as shit sandwich. But id never make you eat a shit sandwich. ilu. neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:30 AM that's so great of you man. you're a true friend. i like peanut butter. Dead 11-11-2004, 01:31 AM Eyebrow. neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:32 AM that's not a body part Pleasure|Contempt 11-11-2004, 01:36 AM Whichever toe would affect my balance the least. Dead 11-11-2004, 01:37 AM Toenail? aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 01:38 AM Originally posted by Dead Eyebrow. dude, that is hair, you have to remove something like a leg or a cock. neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:38 AM nope. it's not a body part if severing it from your body doesn't cause massive amounts of blood loss. Dead 11-11-2004, 01:38 AM Okay let's get down to business. I would give up a ball if I could keep the scrotum intact. neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:39 AM unacceptable. the question says "cut off". you won't be leaving much intact if you get a ball cut off. Mooney 11-11-2004, 01:39 AM my penis. alexthestampede 11-11-2004, 01:41 AM a better thread would be: if you had to hand over a pound of flesh, where would you take it from? (fat doesnt count) aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 01:41 AM Originally posted by Mooney my penis. i would be way to depressed if i picked that body part. Dead 11-11-2004, 01:50 AM Originally posted by neopryn unacceptable. the question says "cut off". you won't be leaving much intact if you get a ball cut off. Holy shit, giving up a testicle is not enough for you people? :confused: blackfaerie 11-11-2004, 01:51 AM Originally posted by Dead Holy shit, giving up a testicle is not enough for you people? :confused: nope. The Light 11-11-2004, 01:59 AM I'd put a hook on my left arm, allowing me to write as normal. Dead 11-11-2004, 02:03 AM Originally posted by blackfaerie nope. WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE kiwi 11-11-2004, 02:06 AM one of the dumb little toes that you can hardly fuckin move anyway blackfaerie 11-11-2004, 02:13 AM Originally posted by Dead WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE you can give me your love. :( alisonmonster 11-11-2004, 02:16 AM Originally posted by Dead Holy shit, giving up a testicle is not enough for you people? :confused: i'd say testicle was reasonable - but the sac's gotta go with it:cool: ammy 11-11-2004, 02:18 AM Originally posted by alisonmonster Chester : Let me explain what we're talking about here. Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, you don't have to explain anything to me. Whatever constitutes a good time as far as you guys are concerned, well, that's your business. Chester : Well, no, it's your business, too, Ted, because we want you to take part. Ted: Take part in what, sir? Leo : Chester, your way of breaking the news to him gently is scaring the fuck outta him. Chester : You think so? Angela : Just spit it out. Chester : Okay, you might be right. Okay, here we go, here we go, okay. Thing is, Ted, first off, there's nothing homosexual about what we want you to do. I mean, I was thinking you might be thinking we want you to do some like, weird sex thing, like suck us off, pee on us, shit like that, you know. Nothing! Nothing could be further from the truth! a movie i surely should watch again pink_ribbon_scars 11-11-2004, 02:23 AM this question is difficult. i can't decide. aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 02:26 AM Originally posted by Dead WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE two words: EYE BALLS. pink_ribbon_scars 11-11-2004, 02:30 AM earlobe? that would be bearable. sppunk 11-11-2004, 02:33 AM Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars earlobe? that would be bearable. No, because you couldn't keep balance afterward. Oh, and check your PMs, I just stuffed something into your box. pink_ribbon_scars 11-11-2004, 02:35 AM oh man, the jokes don't stop. i'll go check it out. Dead 11-11-2004, 08:45 AM Originally posted by blackfaerie you can give me your love. :( I would rather do that than lose my ball sack. :o CherubDaydream 11-11-2004, 08:46 AM one of my ears neopryn 11-11-2004, 01:02 PM Originally posted by Meursault take my nipples, they're pretty superfluous. would probably hurt like a bitch but im sure id live this is the best answer yet mewl 11-11-2004, 01:05 PM my left leg. Liquid-J 11-11-2004, 01:24 PM one tiny little skin cell aspecialkid 11-11-2004, 02:27 PM Originally posted by neopryn this is the best answer yet Originally posted by Liquid-J one tiny little skin cell that does not count as a body part either. we want something bigger. meow 11-11-2004, 02:40 PM my penis meow 11-11-2004, 04:43 PM Originally posted by neopryn smell is easily the most useless sense hey dude, smell is taste neopryn 11-11-2004, 04:44 PM i don't get it. you can't taste without smell? that's fucked up. i might have to rethink my response. meow 11-11-2004, 04:45 PM Originally posted by kiwi one of the dumb little toes that you can hardly fuckin move anyway i can move my toes independantly of one another meow 11-11-2004, 04:45 PM Originally posted by neopryn i don't get it. you can't taste without smell? that's fucked up. i might have to rethink my response. the only tastes you have are sour sweet bitter and something else plug your nose and eat something... trust me do it neopryn 11-11-2004, 04:47 PM i'm going to do that when i eat disgusting fast food later. neopryn 11-11-2004, 04:48 PM in light of this new information i'm going to have to agree with Meursault and lose my nipples. meow 11-11-2004, 04:49 PM Originally posted by neopryn i'm going to do that when i eat disgusting fast food later. you learn something new every day! neopryn 11-11-2004, 04:50 PM actually normally i don't, but you've made this day different. thanks. alisonmonster 11-11-2004, 04:50 PM Originally posted by neopryn in light of this new information i'm going to have to agree with Meursault and lose my nipples. you gotta remove the whole boob. It you're a guy maybe you'd be in luck. neopryn 11-11-2004, 04:51 PM Originally posted by alisonmonster you gotta remove the whole boob. It you're a guy maybe you'd be in luck. i am. meow 11-11-2004, 04:51 PM Originally posted by alisonmonster you gotta remove the whole boob. It you're a guy maybe you'd be in luck. the body part removal police to the rescue! Liquid-J 11-11-2004, 04:52 PM Originally posted by aspecialkid that does not count as a body part either. we want something bigger. it's a part of my body! i will not kowtow to your whimsical demands! a tiny skin cell it is! alisonmonster 11-11-2004, 04:53 PM Originally posted by meow the body part removal police to the rescue! its the LAW. http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/images/law-and-order.jpg neopryn 11-11-2004, 04:54 PM Originally posted by Liquid-J it's a part of my body! i will not kowtow to your whimsical demands! a tiny skin cell it is! i love you liquid man meow 11-11-2004, 04:57 PM Originally posted by alisonmonster its the LAW. http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/images/law-and-order.jpg :rofl: meow 11-11-2004, 04:58 PM Originally posted by alisonmonster its the LAW. http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/images/law-and-order.jpg do you watch sienfeld? i noticed you watch CYE Liquid-J 11-11-2004, 04:59 PM Originally posted by neopryn i love you liquid man back at ya nate dogg alisonmonster 11-11-2004, 05:02 PM Originally posted by meow do you watch sienfeld? i noticed you watch CYE hells yes. meow 11-11-2004, 05:03 PM Originally posted by alisonmonster hells yes. you rule and i can't spell but you rule GreenEggsNSpam 11-11-2004, 05:39 PM My "ring" toes. 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