View Full Version : If you were forced to cut off one body part what would it be?


alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 12:37 AM
im going to say small toe.

Lie
11-11-2004, 12:39 AM
Head.

GlasgowKiss
11-11-2004, 12:39 AM
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 12:40 AM
the pinky

if you cut off the toe you will limp!


least i want to loose would be peni$ or eyes.

Karl Connor
11-11-2004, 12:40 AM
cancerous lesion

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell
cancerous lesion

you got one?

alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 12:44 AM
Chester : Let me explain what we're talking about here.
Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, you don't have to explain anything to me. Whatever constitutes a good time as far as you guys are concerned, well, that's your business.
Chester : Well, no, it's your business, too, Ted, because we want you to take part.
Ted: Take part in what, sir?
Leo : Chester, your way of breaking the news to him gently is scaring the fuck outta him.
Chester : You think so?
Angela : Just spit it out.
Chester : Okay, you might be right. Okay, here we go, here we go, okay. Thing is, Ted, first off, there's nothing homosexual about what we want you to do. I mean, I was thinking you might be thinking we want you to do some like, weird sex thing, like suck us off, pee on us, shit like that, you know. Nothing! Nothing could be further from the truth!

blackfaerie
11-11-2004, 12:46 AM
my little toe.

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by blackfaerie
my little toe.

you will limp,cut the pinky off!

daydreamer999
11-11-2004, 12:51 AM
hmmm... either my right pinky or one of my ears, that wouldn't be so bad.

Karl Connor
11-11-2004, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by aspecialkid


you got one?

so many marks and bumps on my body i wouldnt be suprised.

blackfaerie
11-11-2004, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by aspecialkid


you will limp,cut the pinky off!

i'd rather be a gimp then not be able to draw.

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by blackfaerie


i'd rather be a gimp then not be able to draw.
aww, alison says the same thing.

blackfaerie
11-11-2004, 01:01 AM
i need to be able to draw. :( it's my life.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:15 AM
my nose

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:16 AM
smell is easily the most useless sense

GlasgowKiss
11-11-2004, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
smell is easily the most useless sense

Man if you ever lost your nose for that reasons id give you a shit sandwich pronto.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:21 AM
hey it might not be so bad if you couldn't smell it

alexthestampede
11-11-2004, 01:29 AM
everything below the ribs

GlasgowKiss
11-11-2004, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
hey it might not be so bad if you couldn't smell it

Id never do that to you man. Well id let you eat a peanut butter sandwich then TELL you it was as shit sandwich.

But id never make you eat a shit sandwich.

ilu.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:30 AM
that's so great of you man. you're a true friend.

i like peanut butter.

Dead
11-11-2004, 01:31 AM
Eyebrow.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:32 AM
that's not a body part

Pleasure|Contempt
11-11-2004, 01:36 AM
Whichever toe would affect my balance the least.

Dead
11-11-2004, 01:37 AM
Toenail?

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Dead
Eyebrow.
dude, that is hair, you have to remove something like a leg or a cock.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:38 AM
nope. it's not a body part if severing it from your body doesn't cause massive amounts of blood loss.

Dead
11-11-2004, 01:38 AM
Okay let's get down to business.

I would give up a ball if I could keep the scrotum intact.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:39 AM
unacceptable. the question says "cut off". you won't be leaving much intact if you get a ball cut off.

Mooney
11-11-2004, 01:39 AM
my penis.

alexthestampede
11-11-2004, 01:41 AM
a better thread would be: if you had to hand over a pound of flesh, where would you take it from? (fat doesnt count)

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Mooney
my penis.

i would be way to depressed if i picked that body part.

Dead
11-11-2004, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
unacceptable. the question says "cut off". you won't be leaving much intact if you get a ball cut off.
Holy shit, giving up a testicle is not enough for you people? :confused:

blackfaerie
11-11-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Dead

Holy shit, giving up a testicle is not enough for you people? :confused:

nope.

The Light
11-11-2004, 01:59 AM
I'd put a hook on my left arm, allowing me to write as normal.

Dead
11-11-2004, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by blackfaerie

nope.
WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE

kiwi
11-11-2004, 02:06 AM
one of the dumb little toes that you can hardly fuckin move anyway

blackfaerie
11-11-2004, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by Dead

WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE

you can give me your love. :(

alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Dead

Holy shit, giving up a testicle is not enough for you people? :confused:

i'd say testicle was reasonable - but the sac's gotta go with it:cool:

ammy
11-11-2004, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by alisonmonster
Chester : Let me explain what we're talking about here.
Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, you don't have to explain anything to me. Whatever constitutes a good time as far as you guys are concerned, well, that's your business.
Chester : Well, no, it's your business, too, Ted, because we want you to take part.
Ted: Take part in what, sir?
Leo : Chester, your way of breaking the news to him gently is scaring the fuck outta him.
Chester : You think so?
Angela : Just spit it out.
Chester : Okay, you might be right. Okay, here we go, here we go, okay. Thing is, Ted, first off, there's nothing homosexual about what we want you to do. I mean, I was thinking you might be thinking we want you to do some like, weird sex thing, like suck us off, pee on us, shit like that, you know. Nothing! Nothing could be further from the truth!

a movie i surely should watch again

pink_ribbon_scars
11-11-2004, 02:23 AM
this question is difficult. i can't decide.

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by Dead

WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE

two words:
EYE BALLS.

pink_ribbon_scars
11-11-2004, 02:30 AM
earlobe? that would be bearable.

sppunk
11-11-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
earlobe? that would be bearable. No, because you couldn't keep balance afterward. Oh, and check your PMs, I just stuffed something into your box.

pink_ribbon_scars
11-11-2004, 02:35 AM
oh man, the jokes don't stop. i'll go check it out.

Dead
11-11-2004, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by blackfaerie

you can give me your love. :(
I would rather do that than lose my ball sack. :o

CherubDaydream
11-11-2004, 08:46 AM
one of my ears

neopryn
11-11-2004, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Meursault
take my nipples, they're pretty superfluous. would probably hurt like a bitch but im sure id live this is the best answer yet

mewl
11-11-2004, 01:05 PM
my left leg.

Liquid-J
11-11-2004, 01:24 PM
one tiny little skin cell

aspecialkid
11-11-2004, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
this is the best answer yet


Originally posted by Liquid-J
one tiny little skin cell

that does not count as a body part either. we want something bigger.

meow
11-11-2004, 02:40 PM
my penis

meow
11-11-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
smell is easily the most useless sense
hey dude, smell is taste

neopryn
11-11-2004, 04:44 PM
i don't get it. you can't taste without smell? that's fucked up. i might have to rethink my response.

meow
11-11-2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by kiwi
one of the dumb little toes that you can hardly fuckin move anyway i can move my toes independantly of one another

meow
11-11-2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
i don't get it. you can't taste without smell? that's fucked up. i might have to rethink my response.


the only tastes you have are sour sweet bitter and something else


plug your nose and eat something... trust me do it

neopryn
11-11-2004, 04:47 PM
i'm going to do that when i eat disgusting fast food later.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 04:48 PM
in light of this new information i'm going to have to agree with Meursault and lose my nipples.

meow
11-11-2004, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
i'm going to do that when i eat disgusting fast food later.
you learn something new every day!

neopryn
11-11-2004, 04:50 PM
actually normally i don't, but you've made this day different. thanks.

alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
in light of this new information i'm going to have to agree with Meursault and lose my nipples.

you gotta remove the whole boob. It you're a guy maybe you'd be in luck.

neopryn
11-11-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


you gotta remove the whole boob. It you're a guy maybe you'd be in luck. i am.

meow
11-11-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


you gotta remove the whole boob. It you're a guy maybe you'd be in luck.



the body part removal police to the rescue!

Liquid-J
11-11-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by aspecialkid





that does not count as a body part either. we want something bigger.

it's a part of my body! i will not kowtow to your whimsical demands! a tiny skin cell it is!

alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by meow




the body part removal police to the rescue!

its the LAW.

http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/images/law-and-order.jpg

neopryn
11-11-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Liquid-J
it's a part of my body! i will not kowtow to your whimsical demands! a tiny skin cell it is! i love you liquid man

meow
11-11-2004, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


its the LAW.

http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/images/law-and-order.jpg

:rofl:

meow
11-11-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


its the LAW.

http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/images/law-and-order.jpg
do you watch sienfeld? i noticed you watch CYE

Liquid-J
11-11-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
i love you liquid man

back at ya nate dogg

alisonmonster
11-11-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by meow

do you watch sienfeld? i noticed you watch CYE

hells yes.

meow
11-11-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


hells yes.
you rule

and i can't spell

but you rule

GreenEggsNSpam
11-11-2004, 05:39 PM
My "ring" toes.

Blue*Carbonite
11-11-2004, 05:44 PM
TONSILS.