how come you come across as such a fucking twit on the board? from these pictures, i'd think you were worthy of a spot on my roster of true men..
OH! i see why... you are bending over and it looks like that guy is about to wallop your ass! that clears things up, thanks mate
toyschoketoys
10-19-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by BlGSWINGINGDICK
how come you come across as such a fucking twit on the board? from these pictures, i'd think you were worthy of a spot on my roster of true men..
OH! i see why... you are bending over and it looks like that guy is about to wallop your ass! that clears things up, thanks mate
OK big man you post some picstires of you playing some sports.
And i come across as a twit ? oh no better do something about that i cant have people who dont matter to me thinking bad of me.
i actually got a hurley across the ass on saturday in dublin and i can hardly sit on it.
Isle
10-19-2004, 01:15 PM
how does shinty differ from hockey...?
BlGSWINGINGDICK
10-19-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by thestreetsarehot2night
OK big man you post some picstires of you playing some sports.
And i come across as a twit ? oh no better do something about that i cant have people who dont matter to me thinking bad of me.
i actually got a hurley across the ass on saturday in dublin and i can hardly sit on it.
my sport is laying pipe, and i'm not about to get NSFW again you fuck
and i bet you did, you dolt.
toyschoketoys
10-19-2004, 01:21 PM
hashahsa
http://www.shinty.com/field.gif
toyschoketoys
10-19-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by BlGSWINGINGDICK
my sport is laying pipe, and i'm not about to get NSFW again you fuck
and i bet you did, you dolt.
there we are ladies and gentlemen a real man.
toyschoketoys
10-19-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Isle
how does shinty differ from hockey...?
The game of shinty, under its current rules, is played 12 a side, with normally 3 substitutes allowed, in two periods of 45 minutes.
The field of play, in imperial measure, is 140 to 170 yards long by 70 to 80 yards wide. The goals are 12 feet wide by 10 feet high. There is a penalty area, 10 yards from the centre of the goal, 4 yards broad, with quarter circle extensions to the bye-line. An attacking player inside this area before the ball is off-side. A defending player who commits an infringement inside this area concedes a penalty against his side. This is struck from a point at midfield, 20 yards from the goal.
The playing stick - the caman - is now usually made of laminated hickory or ash, and the head, which is of triangular section, must be able to pass through a ring two and a half inches in diameter. The ball has a seamed leather cover, with a permitted circumference between seven and a half and eight inches and weight between two and a half and three ounces.
Only the goalkeeper is allowed to handle the ball, by slapping or stopping it with his open hand. The ball may not be kicked nor, of course, may an opponent. A strike can be blocked or 'cleeked' within normal swinging distance. There is no restriction in the height or direction of hitting with the caman apart, again, from striking an opponent, or overhead swinging in a dangerous manner (when close to other players).
The referee begins a match, and restarts after a goal and at half time, by throwing the ball up, over a height of twelve feet, between the opposing centre players, who hold their camans crossed above their heads ready to play the ball as it descends. There are two goal judges to assist his decisions, and linesmen to identify a ball which has crossed the sideline. Where a ball has gone out of play on the sidelines, a player of the opposing team takes a hit-in by throwing the ball directly above his head and striking it, as it descends, with the heel of his caman, whilst the ball is still overhead. When the ball crosses the bye-line from an attacker, a goal-hit is taken, as in soccer. When it goes over the bye-line from a defending player, a hit-in is taken from the corner. Infingements outside the penalty area incur a free-hit, with all other players more than 5 yards distant when it is taken. A goal may not be scored directly from a free hit.
GreenEggsNSpam
10-19-2004, 01:36 PM
Judging from the first picture, how badly did that guy fuck you up?
toyschoketoys
10-19-2004, 01:38 PM
My calf muscle was sore for about a week.the bruise went after a couple of days. you rarely break legs, its more likely to be your face or hands
Geek USA
10-19-2004, 02:41 PM
yeah man ladies shinty is pretty cool.
Slacker
10-19-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by BlGSWINGINGDICK
how come you come across as such a fucking twit on the board? from these pictures, i'd think you were worthy of a spot on my roster of true men..
OH! i see why... you are bending over and it looks like that guy is about to wallop your ass! that clears things up, thanks mate