View Full Version : I have a microphone.


Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:00 AM
Tell me what to say. I will record it and post it.

sppunk
10-10-2004, 12:02 AM
I would be a happy man if the Yankees plane crashed on the way to New York City tonight, killing everyone on board and ruining the franchise forever.

beef curtains
10-10-2004, 12:16 AM
i've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:18 AM
There's buzzing in the recording. I don't know why- it didn't do it before. I can't get it to go away.

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/gay.wav

Nimrod's Son
10-10-2004, 12:22 AM
I see you're browsing.

You sent me MII a long ass time ago. I just wanted to say thanks once again. I have not forgotten your kindness.

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:24 AM
I fucked up!

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/gayer.wav

beef curtains
10-10-2004, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by AndySlash
I fucked up!

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/gayer.wav

i was hoping you'd sing it :(

it was still amusing tho :D

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:28 AM
http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/nimmy.wav

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:28 AM
Dammit, Nimrod. You changed it.

Nimrod's Son
10-10-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by AndySlash
Dammit, Nimrod. You changed it. My timing, as usual, was impeccable.

alexthestampede
10-10-2004, 12:30 AM
this is something i feel terribly guilty about.. sometimes i feel the need to well.. pleasure myself with my sisters socks. not because i have a thing for my sister, but because she has the nicest socks, they're very soft.

anyhow, i feel terrible when she starts asking where all her socks have gone and why they don't match because i know just where they are. in the trash.
a confession... (http://grouphug.us/confessions/941580482)

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by So very sad about me


i was hoping you'd sing it :(

it was still amusing tho :D

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/svsam.wav

sppunk
10-10-2004, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by AndySlash


http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/svsam.wav "sad face" :rofl:

alexthestampede
10-10-2004, 12:32 AM
im spamming the refresh button this thread is so funny ... this is nto a suggestion for reading aloud

beef curtains
10-10-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by AndySlash


http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/svsam.wav

AAAUGH!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA :warp: :love: :O :crazy: :loaded: :banging: :banoonoo:

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:37 AM
http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/socks.wav

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by alexthestampede
im spamming the refresh button this thread is so funny ... this is nto a suggestion for reading aloud

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/spam.wav

Andy /
10-10-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by So very sad about me
AAAUGH!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA :warp: :love: :O :crazy: :loaded: :banging: :banoonoo:

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/castle_aagh.wav

beef curtains
10-10-2004, 12:55 AM
Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

Andy /
10-10-2004, 01:08 AM
I haven't seen this in ages, so I'm probably not doing it justice.

http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/clerks.wav

alexthestampede
10-10-2004, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by AndySlash
http://andyslash.homestead.com/files/socks.wav


OMFG YOU MADE MY DAY

PLS CEEP THIS LINK AVAILABLE SO I CAN GIVE IT TO PEOPLE

Andy /
10-10-2004, 02:20 AM
OK I RERECORDED IT BECAUSE THE HISS WENT AWAY BUT IT"S STILL THERE SO YOU CAN USE IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

alexthestampede
10-10-2004, 02:26 AM
well i think the socks quote was about as good as it gets but id like to hear a live reading of sehkis freshly posted poetry(or whatever it is).

Andy /
10-10-2004, 02:37 AM
done