Helena Handbasket
10-07-2004, 04:15 PM
It sucks. It's the only time I don't enjoy a dude rubbing my boobs and sticking a finger in me.
View Full Version : the gyno. Helena Handbasket 10-07-2004, 04:15 PM It sucks. It's the only time I don't enjoy a dude rubbing my boobs and sticking a finger in me. C33 10-07-2004, 04:18 PM why would he rub your boobs? genital henry 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM i don't understand this thread. stop being so fucking cryptic all the fucking time!! SAY VAGINA WHEN YOU WANT TO SAY VAGINA! SAY CAKE WHEN YOU WANT TO SAY CAKE :( pale blue eyes 10-07-2004, 04:24 PM Originally posted by Crestfallen33 why would he rub your boobs? They check for breast lumps and lower abdominal / pelvic masses, too. sickbadthing 10-07-2004, 04:31 PM Originally posted by Crestfallen33 why would he rub your boobs? Because they feel good. neopryn 10-07-2004, 04:38 PM i wonder if they have a doctor who jacks guys off. genital henry 10-07-2004, 04:38 PM oh. i know what a gyno is now. murgle 10-07-2004, 04:41 PM Ugh. I'm dreading going back. I have to go in December. Pap smears hurt. :( tootsie 10-07-2004, 04:41 PM i hate it too, but ive got a great gyno right now who is very fast and nice. shes actually not a gyno, shes some kind of nurse. either way, she rocks, and i love her. ive nevr had a guy gyno. i think that would freak me out. murgle 10-07-2004, 04:44 PM Originally posted by tootsie i hate it too, but ive got a great gyno right now who is very fast and nice. shes actually not a gyno, shes some kind of nurse. either way, she rocks, and i love her. ive nevr had a guy gyno. i think that would freak me out. my gyno is a guy. I thought it would be really weird, but it's not. He's really nice and really quick about the whole thing. His nurse-type woman is great, too, and she is great about giving Depo shots- it doesn't hurt at all! tootsie 10-07-2004, 04:46 PM see, thats cool if they are good. i just think id prefer for it to be a woman, you know? sickbadthing 10-07-2004, 04:48 PM Originally posted by neopryn i wonder if they have a doctor who jacks guys off. That's a massage therapist, stupid. sickbadthing 10-07-2004, 04:49 PM Originally posted by tootsie see, thats cool if they are good. i just think id prefer for it to be a woman, you know? lesbo tootsie 10-07-2004, 04:50 PM Originally posted by sickbadthing lesbo for katie holmes, totally. Sepiae 10-07-2004, 04:59 PM I have to go back soon too. It's going to be horrible. I've never had a good gyno. They've all acted like I'm crazy for thinking it hurts. El Scorcho 10-07-2004, 05:15 PM *anxiety attack* BlGSWINGINGDICK 10-07-2004, 05:20 PM i bet half the tweps on here right now are reading this and thinking that if they choose this career path they might actually touch a little poon. how pathetic. julie 10-07-2004, 05:32 PM i've been to two different gynos. the first one was so quick doing the exam i felt ripped off. if i'm paying for an exam i want it to be fucking thorough. i went to the n.p. at my school's health center and she was great. the only thing that really bothers me is the speculum. ugh. now i'm in a new city and i need a new doctor. fucking fuck. DeadSwan 10-07-2004, 05:33 PM Originally posted by julie now i'm in a new city and i need a new doctor. fucking fuck. how do you like seattle? julie 10-07-2004, 05:35 PM it sucks right now but it will get better. it has to get better. pink_ribbon_scars 10-07-2004, 05:38 PM i don't mind going at all. i kinda like it. i get a high level of satisfaction out of getting back good results. it's like my vagina got an A on the test. that said, i have only had 2 very cool ladies check me out. the only thing i would prefer not happening again is the gyno sticking her finger up my butt and probing around in my vagina at the same time. it's a bit much for me, but i know they're professionals. only one doctor did that, anyway. julie 10-07-2004, 05:43 PM :eek: what the fuck liz? i have never heard of that. El Scorcho 10-07-2004, 05:45 PM It's "the shocker". alisonmonster 10-07-2004, 05:48 PM Originally posted by El Scorcho It's "the shocker". i just learned this term like 2 months ago. i have yet to experience it , im in no rush to. jenn 10-07-2004, 05:53 PM i have a female doctor...for everything actually. i feel more comfy that way. but now that i'm not on birthcontrol pills anymore, i don't have to go every six months. yay. El Scorcho 10-07-2004, 05:55 PM I don't even go to a gyno, I go to a witch doctor. He doesn't ask me to take my clothes off, he just waves a chicken foot around my crotch and smears goat blood on my forehead. pink_ribbon_scars 10-07-2004, 06:09 PM Originally posted by julie :eek: what the fuck liz? i have never heard of that. there's a traditional way for a uterus to tilt and if yours tilts that way then they can stick their fingers in your vagina and press on your stomach and get a good feel for everything. HOWEVER if you're lucky like me and your uterus tilts the other way, additonal measures may be necessary. jenn 10-07-2004, 06:10 PM ^ believe me, i understand what you go through. the word "relax" makes me cringe now. BlGSWINGINGDICK 10-07-2004, 06:11 PM Originally posted by alisonmonster i just learned this term like 2 months ago. i have yet to experience it , im in no rush to. you'd better stay away from B then |