View Full Version : the gyno.


Helena Handbasket
10-07-2004, 04:15 PM
It sucks. It's the only time I don't enjoy a dude rubbing my boobs and sticking a finger in me.

C33
10-07-2004, 04:18 PM
why would he rub your boobs?

genital henry
10-07-2004, 04:19 PM
i don't understand this thread. stop being so fucking cryptic all the fucking time!! SAY VAGINA WHEN YOU WANT TO SAY VAGINA! SAY CAKE WHEN YOU WANT TO SAY CAKE

:(

pale blue eyes
10-07-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Crestfallen33
why would he rub your boobs?

They check for breast lumps and lower abdominal / pelvic masses, too.

sickbadthing
10-07-2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Crestfallen33
why would he rub your boobs?

Because they feel good.

neopryn
10-07-2004, 04:38 PM
i wonder if they have a doctor who jacks guys off.

genital henry
10-07-2004, 04:38 PM
oh. i know what a gyno is now.

murgle
10-07-2004, 04:41 PM
Ugh. I'm dreading going back. I have to go in December. Pap smears hurt. :(

tootsie
10-07-2004, 04:41 PM
i hate it too, but ive got a great gyno right now who is very fast and nice. shes actually not a gyno, shes some kind of nurse. either way, she rocks, and i love her.

ive nevr had a guy gyno. i think that would freak me out.

murgle
10-07-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by tootsie
i hate it too, but ive got a great gyno right now who is very fast and nice. shes actually not a gyno, shes some kind of nurse. either way, she rocks, and i love her.

ive nevr had a guy gyno. i think that would freak me out.


my gyno is a guy. I thought it would be really weird, but it's not. He's really nice and really quick about the whole thing. His nurse-type woman is great, too, and she is great about giving Depo shots- it doesn't hurt at all!

tootsie
10-07-2004, 04:46 PM
see, thats cool if they are good. i just think id prefer for it to be a woman, you know?

sickbadthing
10-07-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
i wonder if they have a doctor who jacks guys off.

That's a massage therapist, stupid.

sickbadthing
10-07-2004, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by tootsie
see, thats cool if they are good. i just think id prefer for it to be a woman, you know?

lesbo

tootsie
10-07-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by sickbadthing


lesbo

for katie holmes, totally.

Sepiae
10-07-2004, 04:59 PM
I have to go back soon too. It's going to be horrible. I've never had a good gyno. They've all acted like I'm crazy for thinking it hurts.

El Scorcho
10-07-2004, 05:15 PM
*anxiety attack*

BlGSWINGINGDICK
10-07-2004, 05:20 PM
i bet half the tweps on here right now are reading this and thinking that if they choose this career path they might actually touch a little poon. how pathetic.

julie
10-07-2004, 05:32 PM
i've been to two different gynos. the first one was so quick doing the exam i felt ripped off. if i'm paying for an exam i want it to be fucking thorough.

i went to the n.p. at my school's health center and she was great. the only thing that really bothers me is the speculum. ugh.

now i'm in a new city and i need a new doctor. fucking fuck.

DeadSwan
10-07-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by julie

now i'm in a new city and i need a new doctor. fucking fuck.

how do you like seattle?

julie
10-07-2004, 05:35 PM
it sucks right now but it will get better. it has to get better.

pink_ribbon_scars
10-07-2004, 05:38 PM
i don't mind going at all. i kinda like it. i get a high level of satisfaction out of getting back good results. it's like my vagina got an A on the test. that said, i have only had 2 very cool ladies check me out. the only thing i would prefer not happening again is the gyno sticking her finger up my butt and probing around in my vagina at the same time. it's a bit much for me, but i know they're professionals. only one doctor did that, anyway.

julie
10-07-2004, 05:43 PM
:eek: what the fuck liz? i have never heard of that.

El Scorcho
10-07-2004, 05:45 PM
It's "the shocker".

alisonmonster
10-07-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
It's "the shocker".

i just learned this term like 2 months ago.

i have yet to experience it , im in no rush to.

jenn
10-07-2004, 05:53 PM
i have a female doctor...for everything actually. i feel more comfy that way.

but now that i'm not on birthcontrol pills anymore, i don't have to go every six months. yay.

El Scorcho
10-07-2004, 05:55 PM
I don't even go to a gyno, I go to a witch doctor. He doesn't ask me to take my clothes off, he just waves a chicken foot around my crotch and smears goat blood on my forehead.

pink_ribbon_scars
10-07-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by julie
:eek: what the fuck liz? i have never heard of that.

there's a traditional way for a uterus to tilt and if yours tilts that way then they can stick their fingers in your vagina and press on your stomach and get a good feel for everything. HOWEVER if you're lucky like me and your uterus tilts the other way, additonal measures may be necessary.

jenn
10-07-2004, 06:10 PM
^ believe me, i understand what you go through. the word "relax" makes me cringe now.

BlGSWINGINGDICK
10-07-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster


i just learned this term like 2 months ago.

i have yet to experience it , im in no rush to.

you'd better stay away from B then