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Johnny_Swallow
09-15-2004, 10:12 PM
I always go for the porcelin. It's always just seemed more polite for some reason, I sure don't want to hear the sound of everyone else pissing in the water.

Toby
09-15-2004, 10:14 PM
we have that little thing that hangs on the toilet to make it cleaner/smell better or whatever...anyway I always pee on that.

GreenEggsNSpam
09-15-2004, 10:15 PM
Always the side. I don't like the splashing sound of the water.

mxzombie
09-15-2004, 10:15 PM
i usually like to mix it up

Johnny_Swallow
09-15-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
i usually like to mix it up

In the tank or on the floor?

neopryn
09-15-2004, 10:16 PM
Yeah, the porcelain. I like to be quiet.

GlasgowKiss
09-15-2004, 10:16 PM
Where is the 'toilet seat' option.

Axis of Action
09-15-2004, 10:16 PM
the side, no question.

skippy
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
I aim dead center in an effort to keep all of the piss in the bowl.

Nimrod's Son
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
I really don't give a shit.

mxzombie
09-15-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Johnny_Swallow
In the tank or on the floor? definitely. i like to make the cleaning lady sweat

spfreak
09-15-2004, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
Yeah, the porcelain. I like to be quiet.

Mariner
09-15-2004, 10:18 PM
uh, right in the water. it's gonna splash no matter where you aim it, and i don't often care if anyone hears me piss.

Nimrod's Son
09-15-2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Mariner
uh, right in the water. it's gonna splash no matter where you aim it, and i don't often care if anyone hears me piss. Seriously. What's with the covert ops? What do these guys want everyone else to think they are doing in the bathroom? Shitting? Jerking off? Coke?

GreenEggsNSpam
09-15-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Mariner
it's gonna splash no matter where you aim it, and i don't often care if anyone hears me piss. No it doesn't. If you aim for the sides it runs down with barely a sound.

Mariner
09-15-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Seriously. What's with the covert ops? What do these guys want everyone else to think they are doing in the bathroom? Shitting? Jerking off? Coke?

you make pissing sound downright wholesome!

neopryn
09-15-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Seriously. What's with the covert ops? What do these guys want everyone else to think they are doing in the bathroom? Shitting? Jerking off? Coke? I don't want anyone to know I'm there. I'm a sly one.

Mariner
09-15-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
No it doesn't. If you aim for the sides it runs down with barely a sound.

uh, it splashes whether you notice it or not. take a black light to your bathroom and see how much urea salt is caked on the walls around yer john.

Ugly
09-15-2004, 10:48 PM
Aim right for the bowl. Only time I ever did the side was one time I was at this chick's place and the two girls were giggling because they heard the pee so I shifted over. But that was, like, almost a decade ago.

Nothing more satisfying than hearing a tinkle.

meow
09-15-2004, 10:56 PM
seriously guys... the louder you pee, the bigger we think your penis is

always aim for the water

Nimrod's Son
09-15-2004, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by meow
seriously guys... the louder you pee, the bigger we think your penis is

always aim for the water I think maybe guys who are embarrassed of their shwanz size are the ones trying to hit the sides...

meow
09-15-2004, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
shwanz

Toby
09-15-2004, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by meow
seriously guys... the louder you pee, the bigger we think your penis is
what?!? thats ludacris!

sleeper
09-15-2004, 11:36 PM
theres no question in my mind, its always the side. its a little bit boorish to go in there and make so much noise, via pissing or anything else. its not that were trying to disguise the fact that were actually peeing, its just an appearance thing. if youre going to shit, everyone knows what youre doing but you dont want people to hear the plop or whatever. its just nice to not. almost any bodily function in this genre is worth supressing sight and sound. and for that matter, smell

Ghetto_Squirrel
09-15-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Mariner


uh, it splashes whether you notice it or not. take a black light to your bathroom and see how much urea salt is caked on the walls around yer john.

Do you do this often?

meow
09-16-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Mariner


uh, it splashes whether you notice it or not. take a black light to your bathroom and see how much urea salt is caked on the walls around yer john. thats nasty

alexthestampede
09-16-2004, 02:14 AM
dead center splashes more so i hit the porcelein at an angle

Isle
09-16-2004, 02:36 AM
porcelain. it really fucking annoys me when people, most notably my dad, have a loud fucking rocket-slash right in the water. he does it when we're having dinner in the next room, and he never closes the door. and he fucking screams at me like an angry troll for doing it as quietly as possible. wanker

wHATcOLOR
09-16-2004, 02:41 AM
i don't have one set way, sometimes it's like this, sometimes it's like that.

i used to push real hard and aim it right at the water so it'd sound like a have a giant fire-hose horse dick.

wHATcOLOR
09-16-2004, 02:41 AM
which i do

wHATcOLOR
09-16-2004, 02:42 AM
have a big d that is, not push hard to create an illusionor somethign. jeez, get off my back!!

relaxor!
09-16-2004, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
have a big d that is, not push hard to create an illusionor somethign. jeez, get off my back!! Caught in your own impossible web.
Oh, and I go for the sides. I like to be the KGB of peeing. Secrecy, lies, double-crossing, that kind of stuff.

ShadowStabbing
09-16-2004, 06:23 AM
i'm amused by this thread

CherubDaydream
09-16-2004, 06:25 AM
the side....tryin' to be quiet about it

Mariner
09-16-2004, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel


Do you do this often?

i've done it once, after i spent a few hours scrubbing down a bathroom, to see how well i really cleaned. it was incredible and disgusting.

Mariner
09-16-2004, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
big d

lol, back in high school one of our chants involved the phrase 'go big D!' i will never look back on it the same again

Johnny_Swallow
09-16-2004, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Mariner


i've done it once, after i spent a few hours scrubbing down a bathroom, to see how well i really cleaned. it was incredible and disgusting.

No more CSI for you.

Karl Connor
09-16-2004, 08:04 AM
Originally posted by Johnny_Swallow


No more CSI for you.

Johnny_Swallow, i just want to thank your for bringing such intelligent and insightful threads here.

ravenguy2000
09-16-2004, 08:12 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about the uncontrollable shiver. I made a thread about that years ago, I don't feel like spending the time to do a new one.

Johnny_Swallow
09-16-2004, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell


Johnny_Swallow, i just want to thank your for bringing such intelligent and insightful threads here.

My college education now has meaning.

theZEITGEIST
09-16-2004, 09:42 AM
When i'm pissed i sit down.If i stand up it gets in my hair.When sober, sides.

ProgressChrome
09-16-2004, 10:10 AM
both, lately the water more though

The Gaddrow
09-16-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
i don't have one set way, sometimes it's like this, sometimes it's like that.

Mariner
09-16-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Johnny_Swallow


No more CSI for you.

it's a good thing i have CSI: Cincinnati

GreenEggsNSpam
09-16-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Mariner


uh, it splashes whether you notice it or not. take a black light to your bathroom and see how much urea salt is caked on the walls around yer john. When I read splash, I think sound and the volume of sound the piss is making.
Of course you are going to get splash it's a liquid. I don't give a fuck about that. I just want my pissing to be silent.

ImplodingVoices
09-16-2004, 08:50 PM
the water fools i like that nice loud sound when people are nearby

Varien
09-16-2004, 08:55 PM
I try to create enough foamy bubbles to cover the entire surface of the water. OR piss a hole in the toilet paper

Toby
09-16-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Varien
OR piss a hole in the toilet paper haha. i do that too!

wondercunt
09-16-2004, 09:02 PM
yeah. i hear its not a good idea to shine ultraviolet lights in the hotel room you're about to sleep in.

Mr. Rhinoceros
09-16-2004, 09:05 PM
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">If there's a floater in the toilet I like to play a little game I call Air Bombardment.</font>

mxzombie
09-16-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by ravenguy2000
I thought this thread was going to be about the uncontrollable shiver. I made a thread about that years ago, I don't feel like spending the time to do a new one. oh man when i get that it looks like i'm dancing. and if i happen to be holding my penis and peeing when the shiver hits, you'd better be wearing goggles. cause that stuff is liable to fly anywhere.

meow
09-17-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost


i used to push real hard and aim it right at the water so it'd sound like a have a giant fire-hose horse dick.

good boy!