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meow
09-14-2004, 09:51 PM
?

wondercunt
09-14-2004, 09:53 PM
i've always wondered about that when it comes time to make the decision, but i keep forgetting to ask afterwards. =\

cowbite
09-14-2004, 09:53 PM
+hands. I don't want it to feel like I'm getting head from a quadraplegic.

meow
09-14-2004, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by wondercunt
i've always wondered about that when it comes time to make the decision, but i keep forgetting to ask afterwards. =\

my friend who sells sex toys and i had this conversation with her roommate... he said DEFINATELY NO HANDS and we got all confused. So i thought I would ask netphoria

Nimrod's Son
09-14-2004, 09:57 PM
Mix it up a little.

Generally, I like no hands better, but I like variety.

stefanie
09-14-2004, 09:59 PM
i use teh hands

Marginalia
09-14-2004, 10:00 PM
Personally, I say use the hands. But I am all for the mix things up, too. It's all good, methinks.

meow
09-14-2004, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
i use teh hands


congratulations

this isn't a thread about what you do, its about what guys prefer.

stefanie
09-14-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by meow



congratulations

this isn't a thread about what you do, its about what guys prefer.
you should have *******d options for the ladies.

oh and as far as preference, i guess my ex boyfriend likes hands just fine.

wondercunt
09-14-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Marginalia
Personally, I say use the hands. But I am all for the mix things up, too. It's all good, methinks.

:) hey baby. what about finishing with hands? ****** says she always does that, and she's the expert...:erm

Nimrod's Son
09-14-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by wondercunt


:) hey baby. what about finishing with hands? ****** says she always does that, and she's the expert...:erm Maybe on occasion, like I said, but in general you should finish with the throat.

Notice I didn't say mouth.

Marginalia
09-14-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by wondercunt


:) hey baby. what about finishing with hands? ****** says she always does that, and she's the expert...:erm

Hey! :) Eh, it depends. It's good either way, methinks, but better when you finish without the hands.

Aeroplane
09-14-2004, 10:09 PM
the hands just add to the quality, but of course, if you're not good at it, no amount of handy work is going to help.

wHATcOLOR
09-14-2004, 10:11 PM
i think that we should all go with whatever mxzombie says, he's clearly the expert on BJs.

machinaddict
09-14-2004, 10:14 PM
don't forget to cup the balls*






*super troopers reference

ammy
09-14-2004, 10:18 PM
doh, i voted. and THEN read the question.

oh well.

yesterdays
09-14-2004, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
i use teh hands

your not even old enough to spell hands

Nimrod's Son
09-14-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by yesterdays


your not even old enough to spell hands You're not even smart enough to spell you're

wondercunt
09-14-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by yesterdays


your not even old enough to spell hands

you're not even old enough to make a contraction

stefanie
09-14-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by yesterdays


your not even old enough to spell hands
so? you're not even old enough to spell 'you're'.

wondercunt
09-14-2004, 10:21 PM
TRIPLE CALLED!

stefanie
09-14-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by wondercunt


you're not even old enough to make a contraction

rock on!

Nimrod's Son
09-14-2004, 10:26 PM
The lesson is NOT to fuck up a zing.

wondercunt
09-14-2004, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
The lesson is NOT to fuck up a zing.

yesterdays: you have been schooled

Ugly
09-14-2004, 10:37 PM
test it both methods on me and I'll tell you what I prefer.

alisonmonster
09-14-2004, 10:37 PM
i think guys prefer the hands plus mouth. Twisty hand motion has gotten good feedback around here as well.

stefanie
09-14-2004, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster
i think guys prefer the hands plus mouth. Twisty hand motion has gotten good feedback around here as well.

god, now i kinda wanna try some of these out.

GlasgowKiss
09-14-2004, 10:42 PM
I dont get nearly enough head to give an informed opinion.

Buuuuuuut im gonna go with 'mix it up a little'.

Ladies, seriously, teeth, lots of the teeth, try and run your jagged pearly whites along the length of the shaft. I guarentee you will get asked back for seconds.

mxzombie
09-14-2004, 10:58 PM
well being the expert on BJ's as liquid j said, i'd say most people in my workplace use their hands all day and mouths only come into the equation some of the time. hands are essential for our work at BJ's.

meow
09-14-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by alisonmonster
i think guys prefer the hands plus mouth. Twisty hand motion has gotten good feedback around here as well.

THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK

THIS IS WHAT GUYS LIKE. IM TALKING ABOUT FACT, NOT SPECULATION. I CAN SPECULATE ON MY OWN.

meow
09-14-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by GlasgowKiss

Ladies, seriously, teeth, lots of the teeth, try and run your jagged pearly whites along the length of the shaft. I guarentee you will get asked back for seconds.

*writes it down*

Fattening Ass
09-14-2004, 11:18 PM
i like teh hand to caress my ballz.

meow
09-14-2004, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Fattening Ass
i like teh hand to caress my ballz.

PSST WE HAVE TWO HANDS

Nimrod's Son
09-14-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by meow


PSST WE HAVE TWO HANDS I think he's talking about "Gil's alone time."

And anyway, i'd let a one armed bitch suck me off.

Fattening Ass
09-14-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by meow


PSST WE HAVE TWO HANDS durr ~ she/he should be picking her/his nose with the other...

meow
09-14-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I think he's talking about "Gil's alone time."

And anyway, i'd let a one armed bitch suck me off.

you could rub her nub for her

Fattening Ass
09-14-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I think he's talking about "Gil's alone time."

And anyway, i'd let a one armed bitch suck me off. I wasn't aware i designated a time "alone".

Nimrod's Son
09-14-2004, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by meow


you could rub her nub for her I could run her nub even if she had 2 arms

meow
09-14-2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I could run her nub even if she had 2 arms


ok then you can rub her stump.

neopryn
09-14-2004, 11:31 PM
Any of you guys with a preference are spoiled. I'd go for a head in a box at this point.

mxzombie
09-14-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
Any of you guys with a preference are spoiled. I'd go for a head in a box at this point.

meow
09-14-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
Any of you guys with a preference are spoiled. I'd go for a head in a box at this point.

SOLD!!! To the man with the horse avatar

beef curtains
09-14-2004, 11:38 PM
kim, i'd let you suck my wang whichever way you wanted

meow
09-14-2004, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me
kim, i'd let you suck my wang whichever way you wanted
i'd make sure i did a good job just for you!

beef curtains
09-14-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by meow

i'd make sure i did a good job just for you!

mmmm.....job!

meow
09-14-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me


mmmm.....job!
There's something 'bout the way you look tonight,
There's something 'bout the way that I can't take my eyes off you.
There's something 'bout the way your lips invite,
Maybe it's the way that I get nervous when your around.
And I want you to be mine
and if you need a reason why,

[Chorus:]
It's in the way that you move me, and the way that you tease me,
The way that I want you tonight,
It's in the way that you hold me, and the way that you know me,
When I can't find the right words to say,
You feel it in the way, you feel it in the way.

There's something 'bout how you stay on my mind,
There's something 'bout the way that I whisper your name when I'm asleep Oh girl
Maybe it's the look you get in your eyes.
Maybe it's the way that makes me feel to see you smile.
And the reasons they may change
But what I'm feeling stays the same.

[Chorus]

I can't put my fingers on just what it is that makes me love you, you baby.
So don't ask me to describe, I get all choked up inside, just thinking bout the way.

[Chorus]

There's something 'bout the way you look tonight.
There's nothing more to say then, I feel it in the way.

beef curtains
09-14-2004, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by meow

There's something 'bout the way you look tonight,
There's something 'bout the way that I can't take my eyes off you.
There's something 'bout the way your lips invite,
Maybe it's the way that I get nervous when your around.
And I want you to be mine
and if you need a reason why,

[Chorus:]
It's in the way that you move me, and the way that you tease me,
The way that I want you tonight,
It's in the way that you hold me, and the way that you know me,
When I can't find the right words to say,
You feel it in the way, you feel it in the way.

There's something 'bout how you stay on my mind,
There's something 'bout the way that I whisper your name when I'm asleep Oh girl
Maybe it's the look you get in your eyes.
Maybe it's the way that makes me feel to see you smile.
And the reasons they may change
But what I'm feeling stays the same.

[Chorus]

I can't put my fingers on just what it is that makes me love you, you baby.
So don't ask me to describe, I get all choked up inside, just thinking bout the way.

[Chorus]

There's something 'bout the way you look tonight.
There's nothing more to say then, I feel it in the way.

i put your hand upon my hip
when i dip you dip we dip

meow
09-14-2004, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me


i put your hand upon my hip
when i dip you dip we dip

shannon, i wish we were best friends IRL

keebs
09-14-2004, 11:52 PM
it is such an awesome feeling watching a girl really go at your cock trying to get you to cum. i like the idea of them giving their all for me. im a sicko, man.

but yeah....one hand gently resting right on my nuts.

EverlastingGlaze
09-15-2004, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by meow


*writes it down*

You shouldn't have to write it down. You're a natural pro at that one.

Quagmire
09-15-2004, 01:38 AM
stoke and suck baby

noir cat
09-15-2004, 01:41 AM
I didn't vote in the poll (as it's supposed to be for what guys want). But I don't care what they want, my mouth gets tired and my hands have to take over for a while, end of story.

souvenir
09-15-2004, 01:53 AM
+ hands.

Mayfuck
09-15-2004, 02:03 AM
footjob

meow
09-15-2004, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by noir cat
I didn't vote in the poll (as it's supposed to be for what guys want). But I don't care what they want, my mouth gets tired and my hands have to take over for a while, end of story.

THANKS FOR RESPECTING MY POLL!

Quagmire
09-15-2004, 02:49 AM
hey kim... would you cup my balls?

meow
09-15-2004, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by ******
hey kim... would you cup my balls?


i always crack my friends up when we talk about balls.... my motto is "Go straight for the balls... you've got to make sure there is a pair down there"

Karl Connor
09-15-2004, 02:51 AM
use the mouth exclusively until things get stiff

Quagmire
09-15-2004, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Randall Sandell
use the mouth exclusively until things get stiff

agreed. otherwise it makes me feel small

christian zombie vampires
09-15-2004, 02:59 AM
i prefer hands. but i'd still be up for the quadrapelegic thing someone mentioned.

meow
09-15-2004, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by thrillhouse
i prefer hands. but i'd still be up for the quadrapelegic thing someone mentioned.

*hug*