View Full Version : the best things happen to me when i don't wear deoderant!


that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 04:21 PM
i talked to the hhhhhhhhhhhhhottie upstairs and he doesn't think i'm a stalker at all! he's so cute and funny!
i bought the books i needed!
found my spanish student access code!
gonna hang out with tim later! wooo!

that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 04:22 PM
i called the girls from work and they'd been thinking about all the student assistants!

so basically netphoria was wrong. i just wanted to point that out.

wHATcOLOR
09-08-2004, 04:23 PM
this is my favorite thread

DeadOpera
09-08-2004, 04:28 PM
what's up in here?

that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 04:33 PM
i have a date.

pale blue eyes
09-08-2004, 04:35 PM
No matter how good the day, I'd still eventually put some deodorant on. You don't want to be stinky when you hang out with the hot guy upstairs.

I hear stalkers don't wear deodorant. It could just be a rumor.

DeadOpera
09-08-2004, 04:36 PM
maybe he likes stinky girls...

pale blue eyes
09-08-2004, 04:38 PM
Who knows but pit stains don't flatter anybody.

Slacker
09-08-2004, 04:41 PM
pharamones were leaking out the pits

that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 04:45 PM
he didn't see any stains cause i had my backpack on. you don't understand how hot and how incredibly not in my league this guy is.
date is with tim. dont' know what we're doing. we saw kill bill 2 last night and it was a disappointment.
next time we have a party at my place i'm going to invite the neighbor since i told him my gay friends think he's hot. it would probably be dumb to get his number since he just lives upstairs.
he probably won't even talk to me beyond hi or something.

but yeah today's been pretty good and i didn't wear deoderant.

Rider
09-08-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by trykristin
i have a date.

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fruits/images/large/date.jpg

Sapphire
09-08-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Slacker
pharamones were leaking out the pits

:rofl:

that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Rider


http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fruits/images/large/date.jpg

no this one has blue eyes!

Nimrod's Son
09-08-2004, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by trykristin
. you don't understand how incredibly not in my league this guy is.
Yes, I suppose it's impossible for us all to understand how anyone could possibly be out of your league.

:rolleyes:

Sapphire
09-08-2004, 06:22 PM
Nice try Nimrod's Son, but she already said that he's not in her league because he's hot. That kind of takes the edge off of your response. But let's see if I can do any better this time around.

*Ahem*

Originally posted by trykristin
you don't understand how hot and how incredibly not in my league this guy is.

Is it because he's a http://www.samsfarmsite.smartemail.co.uk/muddypig.jpg ?

that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire
Nice try Nimrod's Son, but she already said that he's not in her league because he's hot. That kind of takes the edge off of your response. But let's see if I can do any better this time around.

*Ahem*



Is it because he's a http://www.samsfarmsite.smartemail.co.uk/muddypig.jpg ?

no he's definitely a stud.

Sapphire
09-08-2004, 06:25 PM
:erm

edit: OH! I GET IT! Good one TryKristen! Excellent use of wit! :D

AuroraStar
09-08-2004, 06:27 PM
This thread made me laugh.

Sammiches
09-08-2004, 06:46 PM
Ever since I stopped wearing deoderant I have stopped sweating profusely. Now, I just sweat a little and I don't really stink either. I just put on some powder or Suave cucumber lotion and I'm good to go. :)

Fattening Ass
09-08-2004, 06:47 PM
do you suddenly have a sense of dignity and self-respect?

you must wear deodorant alot then.

neopryn
09-08-2004, 06:48 PM
I've been using deodorant recently and my life is falling apart. I'm gonna switch back to natural.

Sammiches
09-08-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
I've been using deodorant recently and my life is falling apart. I'm gonna switch back to natural.

Do you now have breast cancer?

that bitch kristin
09-08-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Sapphire
:erm

edit: OH! I GET IT! Good one TryKristen! Excellent use of wit! :D

someone forgot their clever pill this morning.