I come home expecting to drink beer with my roomate and she left a note saying she went to her boyf's house to "talk"

Now what am I gonna do? :'(

Sounds like every night to me. I masturbate alot.

I masturbated twice last night. That is enough to hold me over for a few days.

I think I am going to make hamburgers and make my mom a copy of the new Bjork CD and maybe do some laundry.


:(

nix the burger idea i left the meat too long in the mic. Looks like it'll be a hamburger helper night


:(