View Full Version : Sarah Jessica Parker is so fucking hot in these new Gap ads


Affectation
08-29-2004, 10:30 PM
God, I so have something for the older girls. I like the young ones. I like the ones my age. But I like the older ones just a little more.

i_dont_live
08-29-2004, 10:31 PM
pics?

Zorgon
08-29-2004, 10:31 PM
Yeah, she's pretty hott.

Affectation
08-29-2004, 10:32 PM
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

Mooney
08-29-2004, 10:33 PM
i don't find her attractive. at all.

Eulogy
08-29-2004, 10:33 PM
I think she's really attractive in an unconventional way.

Yes. Gorgeous. I don't know what it is about her. hm.

Affectation
08-29-2004, 10:33 PM
http://www.howdoyou.com/flash/sjp.html?affiliate%5Fid=

vanilla
08-29-2004, 10:40 PM
not attractive.

hey look: 6336!

Affectation
08-29-2004, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by vanilla
not attractive.

hey look: 6336! You're wrong. She's beautiful.

wpc33
08-29-2004, 10:44 PM
*burrrrr*
ugh
*neigh*

Now Kim Catrall.....holy shit yes:cool:

meow
08-29-2004, 10:50 PM
<font color="A0C080"> i don't care for her look, but her body looks great</font>

oui henri
08-29-2004, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by meow
<font color="A0C080"> i don't care for her look, but her body looks great</font>

yeah!

hot from the neck down!

wpc33
08-29-2004, 11:02 PM
Put a paper bag over her head, and call her Samantha Jones:D
Sounds like a party to me!

Affectation
08-29-2004, 11:05 PM
The point of this thread was to tell you how much I like older women.

Dead
08-29-2004, 11:10 PM
She's SO GROSS.

wHATcOLOR
08-29-2004, 11:11 PM
her face is witchlike. aside from the face, she looks good though.

meow
08-29-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Affectation
The point of this thread was to tell you how much I like older women.
<font color="A0C080"> point taken. i'm young. i have no chance.</font>

LittleWing
08-29-2004, 11:25 PM
She looks like my friends mom....I just wanked to my friends mom.

Tchocky
08-30-2004, 08:16 AM
She looks like my cousin.

Heh, this one website summed it up best when it described her as looking like "what women think a beautiful woman looks like."

She and Matthew Broderick can go make ugly babies in hell.

mewl
08-30-2004, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

that's my momma's name!

twilightfadez
08-30-2004, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
her face is witchlike. aside from the face, she looks good though.
remember Hocus Pocus?

i don't see the big deal about her.
she's an ugly chick made up with even uglier clothes.

Affectation
08-30-2004, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez

remember Hocus Pocus?

i don't see the big deal about her.
she's an ugly chick made up with even uglier clothes. Even uglier clothes? She was the pinnacle of style for nearly five years. You don't know what you're talking about.

twilightfadez
08-30-2004, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
Even uglier clothes? She was the pinnacle of style for nearly five years. You don't know what you're talking about.

i never considered sex and the city as the pinnacle of style. i've seen nice things elsewhere.

CherubDaydream
08-30-2004, 09:13 AM
not THAT hot

Affectation
08-30-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez


i never considered sex and the city as the pinnacle of style. i've seen nice things elsewhere. Such as?

twilightfadez
08-30-2004, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
Such as?

don't care to explain. i was just never blown away and fascinated by the fashions imposed on us by sex and the city.

Affectation
08-30-2004, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez


don't care to explain. i was just never blown away and fascinated by the fashions imposed on us by sex and the city. Well you are one of the minority that wasn't fascinated with what Carrie would wear each episode. And didn't go out and buy some 3000$ Manolo Blahniks. I'm glad you weren't influenced. But it's common knowledge that the majority of America was.

Tchocky
08-30-2004, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez


i never considered sex and the city as the pinnacle of style.

:erm

Still, you can't deny the impact that show had on female apparel.

twilightfadez
08-30-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Tchocky


:erm

Still, you can't deny the impact that show had on female apparel.

i'm not denying it. im just saying i didn't fall for that crap.

Rider
08-30-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
Well you are one of the minority that wasn't fascinated with what Carrie would wear each episode. And didn't go out and buy some 3000$ Manolo Blahniks. I'm glad you weren't influenced. But it's common knowledge that the majority of America was.

A very small part of America was, they just hyped it to death.

twilightfadez
08-30-2004, 09:23 AM
http://www.atlanticdvd.com.au/product_images/large/hocus_pocus.jpg

souvenir
08-30-2004, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
Well you are one of the minority that wasn't fascinated with what Carrie would wear each episode. And didn't go out and buy some 3000$ Manolo Blahniks. I'm glad you weren't influenced. But it's common knowledge that the majority of America was.

Sure the majority of people in America went out and bought $3000 accessories because SJP was wearing it. :rolleyes:

sppunk
08-30-2004, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by souvenir


Sure the majority of people in America went out and bought $3000 accessories because SJP was wearing it. :rolleyes:

Not the majority, but the majority of Americans aren't obsessed with the latest fashion. For those that are, I'd bet they did.

Affectation
08-30-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez


i'm not denying it. im just saying i didn't fall for that crap. What crap do you fall for.

souvenir
08-30-2004, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by sppunk


Not the majority, but the majority of Americans aren't obsessed with the latest fashion. For those that are, I'd bet they did.

Well I'm sure the show influenced some people or else it wouldn't have lasted 5 years. But I wasn't the one stating that the majority of America was fascinated with it, to that level.

Affectation
08-30-2004, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by souvenir


Well I'm sure the show influenced some people or else it wouldn't have lasted 5 years. But I wasn't the one stating that the majority of America was fascinated with it, to that level. Of course I was talking about the demographic that was watching the show. I wasn't referring to the inner city and podunk folks (such as yourself).

Rider
08-30-2004, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
Of course I was talking about the demographic that was watching the show. I wasn't referring to the inner city and podunk folks (such as yourself).
Originally posted by Affectation
Well you are one of the minority that wasn't fascinated with what Carrie would wear each episode. And didn't go out and buy some 3000$ Manolo Blahniks. I'm glad you weren't influenced. But it's common knowledge that the majority of America was.

Affectation
08-30-2004, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Rider

Point?

Ugly
08-31-2004, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
http://www.atlanticdvd.com.au/product_images/large/hocus_pocus.jpg

SJP looks like a goddess compared to those other 2.

relaxor!
08-31-2004, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Tchocky
"what women think a beautiful woman looks like."She's lame. And I completely agree with this comment here. However, it seems like she might be cool in real life, as Mr Matthew Broderick is a cool dude.

skippy
08-31-2004, 12:51 AM
I can't believe she's married to Ferris Bueller. I think he could have done better.

Dead
08-31-2004, 12:56 AM
He would have been better off marrying Godzilla. Or this:

http://www.wvah.com/programs/drew/kathykinney.jpg

ammy
08-31-2004, 12:56 AM
she was so hot in hocus pocus.



otherwise. no.

noir cat
08-31-2004, 01:04 AM
Oh, I have hope. When I become middle aged (assuming I haven't married my current bf or something) I hope to be with someone younger. Like when I'm 40, I'd like to be with someone that's 34.

neopryn
08-31-2004, 01:07 AM
I always found Cynthia Nixon hot in a disturbing way.

This has pretty much nothing to do with the topic at hand.

noir cat
08-31-2004, 01:14 AM
Personally, I don't find SJP to be all that attractive (or at least, she's not my taste) but I found this picture to be really cool (and I can get into this position myself :D):

http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/original/neuromancerwp_sarah_jessica_parker_01.jpg

Here's a good picture of her (I'm not sure I'm feeling the shoes, though):

<img src="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,233666,00.jpg">

Although I think the women to the far left and the far right are far more attractive and I prefer their outfits more.

Here are flattering ones: http://www.mellesleg.hu/cikkek/images/2401-2500/2444/parker.jpg
http://www.blank-smile.org/scans/female/sjp3.jpg

Okay, this one's pretty hot:
<img src="http://www.happywebonline.it/archivio/11-2002/images/images/news_27.jpg">

thechick
08-31-2004, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
http://www.atlanticdvd.com.au/product_images/large/hocus_pocus.jpg

omg, you rock!! this was like my favorite movie growing up and not just around halloween. Me and my sisters used to always fight about who was most like Sarah! Compared to Bette Midler and no name she was easily the pretty one though!! easily

ammy
08-31-2004, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by thechick


omg, you rock!! this was like my favorite movie growing up and not just around halloween. Me and my sisters used to always fight about who was most like Sarah! Compared to Bette Midler and no name she was easily the pretty one though!! easily

i hate it when this board makes me feel old

thechick
08-31-2004, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by ammy


i hate it when this board makes me feel old

but if your profile is correct, you're only 4 years older than me:think:

ammy
08-31-2004, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by thechick


but if your profile is correct, you're only 4 years older than me:think:

which is alot, sweetie.

Dead
08-31-2004, 03:33 AM
She's ugly, but at least she's less ugly than when she had a massive nose in Footloose.

Isle
08-31-2004, 07:08 AM
she's a major minger. i don't know what all the fuss is about with her. she's just your average jewish casting couch whore.

kim katrall used to be quite hot though and the brunette (charlotte?) is kinda pretty.

The Light
08-31-2004, 09:22 AM
She's nasty. Oh and her sense of style is totally random, modern and too trendy. I like those than emply a classic sense of style. Not everyone thought the fashion on Sex and the City was great, and not everyone watched the show for that matter!

GlasgowKiss
08-31-2004, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by twilightfadez
http://www.atlanticdvd.com.au/product_images/large/hocus_pocus.jpg

Ahahah i looked at that picture and thought yeah she does kinda look like the on in the middle. But id totally hit the one on the left.:rofl:

ravenguy2000
08-31-2004, 11:50 AM
Every single time. You could post picutres of the 100 most beautiful women in the world here and a good half of netphoria would declare them ugly.

silent1
08-31-2004, 11:52 AM
i wouldn't fuck her with trykristin's dick.

Ugly
08-31-2004, 11:56 AM
I'd much rather do Kim Catrall because she played Lt. Volaris in Star Trek 6.

I'd mind rape her too ala Spock. she makes some good orgasming noises in that sequence. I think Spock is having his way with her while he's simultainiously looking for info on the Klingon/ Federation peace conference.

Kim Catrall is a dirty dirty Vulcan whore.

Dead
08-31-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Isle
the brunette (charlotte?) is kinda pretty.
She was hot on Melrose Place. I miss that show. :(

souvenir
08-31-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by ravenguy2000
Every single time. You could post picutres of the 100 most beautiful women in the world here and a good half of netphoria would declare them ugly.

The thing is that SJP wouldn't make a list of the top 100 most beautiful women of the world.

ravenguy2000
08-31-2004, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by souvenir


The thing is that SJP wouldn't make a list of the top 100 most beautiful women of the world.

The point still remains. You could post pictures of Audrey Hepburn here and find at least 5 people to say she was a dog.

souvenir
08-31-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by ravenguy2000


The point still remains. You could post pictures of Audrey Hepburn here and find at least 5 people to say she was a dog.

I know what you meant, I just didn't think it applied for her.

DeadOpera
08-31-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by silent1
i wouldn't fuck her with trykristin's dick. :rofl:

that got a laught outta me

silent1
08-31-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by ravenguy2000


The point still remains. You could post pictures of Audrey Hepburn here and find at least 5 people to say she was a dog.


she is. what's your point? beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

bonsor
08-31-2004, 02:37 PM
i think she is good looking in that commercial, but i really really wish lenny kravitz would just disappear.

i hate him so much.

ravenguy2000
08-31-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by ******


i hate him so much.

Everything about him makes me cringe. Uh.

peabody
08-31-2004, 10:48 PM
i think she is stunning. and carrie bradshaw is probably my favorite character ever. in anything. she's so fucking cool.

sigh.

i am gonna watch 4th season now.

Ugly
08-31-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Ugly

Kim Catrall is a dirty dirty Vulcan whore.

lawson
09-01-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
I like the young ones.

no!

shaniqua
09-07-2004, 02:20 AM
i just saw this commercial again. god damn she is unconventionally hot.

Affectation
09-07-2004, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by shaniqua
i just saw this commercial again. god damn she is unconventionally hot. You're pretty much the only one that agrees with me here.

shaniqua
09-07-2004, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
You're pretty much the only one that agrees with me here.

all that means is we're the only ones with taste.

Dead
09-07-2004, 08:48 AM
I saw one of the ads. She's her usual ugly self in them. And she really does look like a witch like someone said. Just needs some green makeup.

ravenguy2000
09-07-2004, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Affectation
You're pretty much the only one that agrees with me here.

I think she's astonishingly hot. But then again I'm gay...its part of the bylaws.

mewl
09-07-2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Dead

She was hot on Melrose Place. I miss that show. :(

she was a total bitch on melrose place. i laughed when she died.

i can't believe you watched that show. i thought i was the only one.

Affectation
09-07-2004, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by shaniqua


all that means is we're the only ones with taste. Exactly.

neopryn
09-07-2004, 03:37 PM
I've only seen the TBS version of Sex and The City but I find it tolerable. Does that make me gay and/or a woman?

3Marlon3Brando
09-07-2004, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
I've only seen the TBS version of Sex and The City but I find it tolerable. Does that make me gay and/or a woman?

do you find men attractive?

3Marlon3Brando
09-07-2004, 03:40 PM
attractive like you want to bone them

neopryn
09-07-2004, 03:41 PM
No.

3Marlon3Brando
09-07-2004, 03:42 PM
you sound pretty gay to me

neopryn
09-07-2004, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
you sound pretty gay to me Shit.