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mxzombie
08-26-2004, 06:56 PM
this is not a joke i am really looking for an internet girlfriend. the longer distance the better.

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 06:58 PM
http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/the_childe.jpg

hello my future girlfriend

wHATcOLOR
08-26-2004, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/the_childe.jpg

hello my future girlfriend

:rofl:

oh my lord, the memories. holy fuck, i forgot all about that. :nostalgia: those were simpler times, my friends.

Mayfuck
08-26-2004, 07:06 PM
i'm being serious when i say that tim probably has a huge wang

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
i'm being serious when i say that tim probably has a huge wang why do you say that?

you know, aside from it being true.

Mayfuck
08-26-2004, 07:28 PM
you're tall and got a deep voice. i imagine you are well developed physically. (and you'r half black)

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
you're tall and got a deep voice. i imagine you are well developed physically. (and you'r half black) i guess you're right.

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 07:54 PM
by the way i'm not half black

KAT
08-26-2004, 07:56 PM
:)

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by KAT
:) cool, let's date.
oh wait you have a boyfriend. sorry, i don't know if we can be together.

avian chaos
08-26-2004, 08:30 PM
I would've posted sooner, but I didn't want to jump into any committments without thinking about it first!

mewl
08-26-2004, 08:31 PM
:erm

mewl
08-26-2004, 08:32 PM
WHOOP THERE IT IS!!

vanilla
08-26-2004, 08:35 PM
if i were 15 again.

avian chaos
08-26-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by mewl
WHOOP THERE IT IS!!

Hey that's what I originally posted, but I edited my post because I thought it might make me look dumb!!!

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 08:45 PM
i love this thread

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by vanilla
if i were 15 again. but that would be like me dating a sophomore and i'm a senior. don't you know how these high school things work???

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 09:02 PM
this oughta help all the undecided ladies decide :cool:

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1160103>

meow
08-26-2004, 09:06 PM
you hands are gigantic

how tall are you

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by meow
you hands are gigantic

how tall are you 6'1"

meow
08-26-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
6'1" kthxbi

mewl
08-26-2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by avian chaos
Hey that's what I originally posted, but I edited my post because I thought it might make me look dumb!!!

i know, i saw. i was just pokin' fun at ya :)

vanilla
08-26-2004, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
but that would be like me dating a sophomore and i'm a senior. don't you know how these high school things work???
oh..well. eh

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by vanilla

oh..well. eh i'm joking. if you were 15 that would just make me look cooler to you.

avian chaos
08-26-2004, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by mewl


i know, i saw. i was just pokin' fun at ya :)

aw man. I thought we were soul mates :(

Phoenix Down
08-26-2004, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
this is not a joke i am really looking for an internet girlfriend. the longer distance the better.

lol. i like that

beef curtains
08-26-2004, 10:08 PM
if you were 10 years older, i'd be all over you :o

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me
if you were 10 years older, i'd be all over you :o goddamn

mxzombie
08-26-2004, 10:29 PM
i'm so ahead of my time.

Mariner
08-26-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
i'm so ahead of my time.

welcome to my world

you have no idea how many times i heard

*girly voice* "you're exactly the kind of guy i wanna marry someday!" back in high school

:mad:

GreenEggsNSpam
08-26-2004, 11:01 PM
:cool:

DeadSwan
08-26-2004, 11:09 PM
possibly, if i wasn't a spinster

meow
08-26-2004, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by So very sad about me
if you were 10 years older, i'd be all over you :o







so troo

wHATcOLOR
08-26-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
this oughta help all the undecided ladies decide :cool:

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1160103>


if i was a chick on the fence, i'd be totally sold after that. that picture rules.

Toby
08-26-2004, 11:14 PM
:rofl:

neopryn
08-27-2004, 12:34 AM
If you're willing to get past the fact that I am not actually a girl, I will pretend to be one over the internet.

Toby
08-27-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
If you're willing to get past the fact that I am not actually a girl, I will pretend to be one over the internet. and you wonder why your mom thinks you are a homo. ;)

neopryn
08-27-2004, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by Toby
and you wonder why your mom thinks you are a homo. ;) I'm not like this in real life, I swear. I don't know where she gets it.

Toby
08-27-2004, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
I'm not like this in real life, I swear. I don't know where she gets it. You should play it out.