View Full Version : Can a burger without a patty still be called a burger?


avian chaos
08-25-2004, 10:42 PM
My boyfriend seems to think so! He's a vegetarian and I'm not, and we always argue about whether or not a burger from In 'N' Out without the meat patty can still be referred to as a BURGER.

Since we can't come to a logical conclusion without breaking into fisticuffs and threats of fucking each other's grandmother, I have to let Netphoria decide this one for me!

crescentfresh
08-25-2004, 10:46 PM
It's not a burger.

It's funny though, I'm mostly vegetarian and the only times I've eaten meat in the last few months have been at In-N-Out. God, now I want In-N-Out. THANKS A LOT.

GreenEggsNSpam
08-25-2004, 10:48 PM
Without meat, I dont consider it a burger.
It's pretty much a lame sandwich.

crescentfresh
08-25-2004, 10:48 PM
P.S.

This thread puts me in the mood for some afternoon lovemaking.

avian chaos
08-25-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Without meat, I dont consider it a burger.
It's pretty much a lame sandwich.

That's what I say!

It's like eating AIR!

Nimrod's Son
08-25-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by crescentfresh
P.S.

This thread puts me in the mood for some afternoon lovemaking. It's almost 9pm.

Dead
08-25-2004, 10:50 PM
They sell veggie burgers.

avian chaos
08-25-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Dead
They sell veggie burgers.

Yeah but veggie burgers have patties on them.

"veggie" burgers from In N Out don't have patties, they're just lettuce, cheese, and I don't know some other shit I guess.

crescentfresh
08-25-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
It's almost 9pm.

You'll see when I take you to see the Anchorman.

I meant that is a reference from the movie.

Not that I'll make love to you during the movie.

Nimrod's Son
08-25-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by crescentfresh


You'll see when I take you to see the Anchorman.

I meant that is a reference from the movie.

Not that I'll make love to you during the movie. Is it ok if I masturbate during the previews?

crescentfresh
08-25-2004, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Is it ok if I masturbate during the previews?

Sure!

Dead
08-25-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by avian chaos


Yeah but veggie burgers have patties on them.

"veggie" burgers from In N Out don't have patties, they're just lettuce, cheese, and I don't know some other shit I guess.
Well you said meat pattie so I figured this didn't count. The veggie burger. I don't see how you can sell a veggie burger with nothing in it. Ripoff.

avian chaos
08-25-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Dead

Well you said meat pattie so I figured this didn't count. The veggie burger. I don't see how you can sell a veggie burger with nothing in it. Ripoff.

Oh, I guess I should've been more specific. Sorry! And yeah, I think it's a rip off too, but somehow this 6'2" 140 lb panty waste seems to think that they're "filling."

psshhht

Dead
08-25-2004, 11:22 PM
Maybe he fills up on Coke or something. I ate there once but I had a regular burger. It was SMALL!

avian chaos
08-25-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Dead
Maybe he fills up on Coke or something. I ate there once but I had a regular burger. It was SMALL!

I don't think he does. I've seen him. He'll usually order more than one of them and mow down like a Defender in FFTA going postal on a Nu Mou and then SOMEHOW claim to be "full."

My boyfriend is a pussy :cry:

crescentfresh
08-25-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by avian chaos


Oh, I guess I should've been more specific. Sorry! And yeah, I think it's a rip off too, but somehow this 6'2" 140 lb panty waste seems to think that they're "filling."

psshhht

My 6'5'' 170lb counterpart gets a 4 x 4 and animal fries.

God. I hate him.

Edit: he also gets a chocolate shake.

mirrar
08-26-2004, 08:41 AM
i could go for one of those now!

mewl
08-26-2004, 08:43 AM
haha!

yeah, it's a lame sandwich.

i_dont_live
08-26-2004, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by crescentfresh


My 6'5'' 170lb counterpart gets a 4 x 4 and animal fries.

God. I hate him.

Edit: he also gets a chocolate shake.


i dunno what thsoe foods are but they sound niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

The Gaddrow
08-26-2004, 09:24 AM
Uhh, that's called a Wish Burger.

Hamburger, no meat.

There was some website which reviewed all of the secret menu items...

The Gaddrow
08-26-2004, 09:26 AM
http://www.zenlemur.com/innout.shtml

meow
08-26-2004, 10:54 AM
the real question is:

CAN A BURGER WITHOUT A BUN STILL BE CALLED A BURGER BUT CALL IT LOW CARB???

YEAH RONALD MCDONALD... ANSWER THAT ONE YOU IGNORANT BITCH

Ihaman
08-26-2004, 11:22 AM
I always order "Ketchup Burgers" from my local hamburger establishments.