1 am trips to safeway whilst on crutches and starving turn up some good results!

2 sobe green teas
propel gatorade grape water
gatorade fierce strawberry
snapple sub zero elemental mind fuel thingie, it had a metal bottle and looked badass
6 klondike krispy bars
a block of muenster cheese
roughly 1/3 lb. dungeoness crab (which i'm eating right now)
two birthday cards and a thank you card
sunkist tuna (in the envelope thing), family size
2 ribeye steaks, value pack
2 cans of sardines
4 cans wolfgang puck old world minestrone soup (this is to die for)
hershy pudding portable pudding snack
crasins
edemame
2 large containers of salt (i've heard it's good for getting bad smells out of old shoes)
1 lb. of root beer bottle candies
6 double chocolate muffins

i did not get lucky charms because it was $6.59 for a box! that is unreal!

as i was carrying these back to my apt. the sprinklers went on, which was perfect. because if it's not wet and stricken with unfortunate timing, it's just not Liquid-J

Here's what we got tonight:

1 blueberry yogurt cup
1 box of Wildberry Tofutti Cuties
2 cartons of Silk Coffee Latte
1 carton of blueberries
1 unestablished quantity of smoked salmon
2 cartons of Healthy Choice ice cream

We always end up going to the store on Saturday nights and buying weird combinations of shit. The cashier probably thinks we're stoned or I'm pregnant.

sidenote: i like that levi's 501 commercial where the guy is walking down the street in underwear and a tshirt, holding flowers. he rings the door to an apt. and a girl answers, and looks upset. he shows her the flowers, and she lets him in. she goes to put them in a vase, and he runs and leans out the window and grabs his jeans, which are hanging in a tree. he hurriedly puts them on, and she turns around, and he's gone. cut to a scene of him walking down the street smiling, you see that all his stuff had been tossed out the window, and she throws the vase out of the window!

HAAHAH!!

and that girl in the old spice redzone body wash commercial is super very wicked hott. when she gets up from underneath the desk and says 'yeah, you do smell good'

good stuff.

I haven't seen many commercials lately. Tell me more.

The guy in the Progressive Insurance commercial who's asking for a quote over the phone. If anybody knows what I'm talking about, just say so, and then I'll post my thoughts on the whole thing. Otherwise, I will have embarrassed myself for nothing.

P.S. The title of this thread is like the first line of a fictional Motown song filled with sexual innuendo. I charge Liquid-J with writing the rest of the lyrics. Lie and I can do the recording. I have a voice like Bobcat Goldthwait and she has a voice like Stephen F. Hawking, but I have a feeling that we'll sound like the Shirelles when we're harmonizing. GO!

those are the only memorable ones i've come across.

a month or so back, they were showing this one dairy queen one a lot, it was hilarious!! they have this woman doing a blindfolded taste test, and she decides she likes one product better, and it's the dairy queen one, and so the test is over and they ask for it back, and she's like, no, and they sort of insist, and she maniacally screams NEVER and just takes off sprinting with her blindfold still on and collides with the window/wall and her face goes right into the blinds and she falls to the floor, still holding the dairy queen thing.

that doesn't sound so funny but really, it is.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
those are the only memorable ones i've come across.

a month or so back, they were showing this one dairy queen one a lot, it was hilarious!! they have this woman doing a blindfolded taste test, and she decides she likes one product better, and it's the dairy queen one, and so the test is over and they ask for it back, and she's like, no, and they sort of insist, and she maniacally screams NEVER and just takes off sprinting with her blindfold still on and collides with the window/wall and her face goes right into the blinds and she falls to the floor, still holding the dairy queen thing.

that doesn't sound so funny but really, it is.

That's the only commercial that can make me laugh every time I see it.

oh, and the one with the geiko gecko singing kung fu fighting is totally memorable, i find myself singing 'woah-ho-HO!!' throughout the day ofter seeing that one.

that gecko has got a great voice

Originally posted by pastor


P.S. The title of this thread is like the first line of a fictional Motown song filled with sexual innuendo. I charge Liquid-J with writing the rest of the lyrics. Lie and I can do the recording. I have a voice like Bobcat Goldthwait and she has a voice like Stephen F. Hawking, but I have a feeling that we'll sound like the Shirelles when we're harmonizing. GO!

the thought of harmonized vocals like that is totally enough incentive for me to move forward with this

Originally posted by Liquid-J


the thought of harmonized vocals like that is totally enough incentive for me to move forward with this

DO IT, MAN

VERSE

let me tell you what i got
at the grocery store
a few things that'll make you squeal
with delight, and beg for more

got me some pork chops
for some bakin' and some shakin'
and some thin strips of pig
so you and i can be makin' bacon

for refreshments my dear
i got bottles of water
thinkin of you and a dozen eggs
well, nothing makes me hotter

CHORUS

iiiiii want you to know
that i loooove you so
aaand so here i go
to fill up the trunk and spend your dough


VERSE

got some cool whip
and then some whipped cream
some neosporin for the wounds
from the whip that makes you scream

got some meat
and i got it real raw
cuase that's how we like it
it's nearly time to drop those drawers

ham hock, ground round
and sausagees in links
got some pruscuitto for you
you've got all kinds of eclectic kinks


CHORUS

Originally posted by Liquid-J
VERSE

let me tell you what i got
at the grocery store
a few things that'll make you squeal
with delight, and beg for more

got me some pork chops
for some bakin' and some shakin'
and some thin strips of pig
so you and i can be makin' bacon

for refreshments my dear
i got bottles of water
thinkin of you and a dozen eggs
well, nothing makes me hotter

CHORUS

iiiiii want you to know
that i loooove you so
aaand so here i go
to fill up the trunk and spend your dough


VERSE

got some cool whip
and then some whipped cream
some neosporin for the wounds
from the whip that makes you scream

got some meat
and i got it real raw
cuase that's how we like it
it's nearly time to drop those drawers

ham hock, ground round
and sausagees in links
got some pruscuitto for you
you've got all kinds of eclectic kinks


CHORUS

I don't know how some of those lyrics in the second verse would have gone over back in the '60s (you might as well have rhymed "Bundt" with "cunt"), but you got a hearty laugh out of me, sir.

Originally posted by pastor


I don't know how some of those lyrics in the second verse would have gone over back in the '60s (you might as well have rhymed "Bundt" with "cunt"), but you got a hearty laugh out of me, sir.

LOL@bundt and cunt! like, a real LOL

i'm glad you noticed how i took it up a notch in the second verse. compared to the first verse, the second is ten kinds of deviant. first verse was pretty much pg 13, and the second was more today's speed.

this grape flavored propel is fucking AWESOME!!!

so far i've had a green tea, some crasins, the crab, a can of sardines, one of the chocolate muffins, and two handfuls of gummy cola bottles. and the propel.

Originally posted by Liquid-J
I just got back from the grocery store.
But I'm too lazy to write it all down, nor do I think anyone will care.
Plus I'd have to go through the fridge again, and pick shit out, because I dont remember half of the things I bought.
Plus with family, there is a bunch of shit that certain people wanted, and I dont know if that counts.

So... meh, I aint writing shit. :p

i didn't go to the grocery store. i'm a rebel.

today i had:

(in chronological order)

black coffee, 1 cup
turkey bacon, 4 slices
2 blueberry pancakes, made with soy milk and fresh blueberries, topped with vermont maple syrup
1 mimosa
1 glass champage

large black coffee, i cup
some of my friend's iced chai
diet vanilla ice cream w/ caramel topping

soy crisps, salt and pepper flavor
6-inch veggie sandwich from subway, minus cheese
chocolate-chip wheat and dairy-free cookie


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havarti cheese
2 loaves of whole wheat bread
2 bags of everything bagels
2 things of herb and garlic creme cheese
lots of tins of juice
lots of juice boxes
lots of strawberry and blueberry yoghurt
huge box of cookies
dry pasta
huge thing of tomato sauce
24 pack icecream sammiches
mix veggies
broccoli and cauliflower and cheese dinner
butter
2 brussel sprouts in sauce dinners
fettucine alferdo dinner
waffles
fruity o's cereal
vegetable soup
syrup
crinkle cut fries
shoestring fries
pitas
babajanouj
club pack of granola bars
cat litter