View Full Version : Stop making me think about odd sexual situations


Lie
08-05-2004, 11:55 PM
That's the last thing I want to be doing right now, but if you present the opportunity, I will consider these things, because I have an inquiring mind that way. So shut up.

Lie
08-05-2004, 11:57 PM
While we're at it, someone explain to me what's going on with this ****** suicide bullshit again because I don't feel like looking.

neopryn
08-05-2004, 11:57 PM
If you could clone yourself, would you have sex with you?

Lie
08-05-2004, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
If you could clone yourself, would you have sex with you?

That's easy and hardly odd. Wouldn't you?

Lie
08-05-2004, 11:58 PM
Except I wouldn't just stop there. I would make hundreds of clones of myself and make them all have sex with each other while I watched. Now that would be fun.

relaxor!
08-05-2004, 11:59 PM
RE: ******
yes, someone please tell me about it










PS: Star Trek First Contact
sucks

Mayfuck
08-06-2004, 12:00 AM
Imagine if we had sex, Elisabeth.

lawson
08-06-2004, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Except I wouldn't just stop there. I would make hundreds of clones of myself and make them all have sex with each other while I watched. Now that would be fun.

you have won over my heart :jump

relaxor!
08-06-2004, 12:01 AM
Or you could just make one but do it in an octagonal room with mirrors on all sides.

noir cat
08-06-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by relaxor!
RE: ******
yes, someone please tell me about it
Uh, someone just kept the link to one of ******'s sort of suicidal post a year ago. It was gay. Don't bother. The end.

relaxor!
08-06-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by noir cat
Uh, someone just kept the link to one of ******'s sort of suicidal post a year ago. It was gay. Don't bother. The end. Ah, thank you kindly.

noir cat
08-06-2004, 12:04 AM
Wait, we're talking about ecrevisse's thread, right? Oh, and for some reason, Affectation kept a picture of her and she looks like this:

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=1120149">

Dammit, why don't you lazy fucks just GO in the thread?! Damn! :)

bonsor
08-06-2004, 12:07 AM
There's a thread in the archives i made about suicide when I was suicidal. I made it almost exactly a year ago. And. That's it.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
Imagine if we had sex, Elisabeth.

With who?

noir cat
08-06-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by relaxor!
Ah, thank you kindly. u r welcum!

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by ******
There's a thread in the archives i made about suicide when I was suicidal. I made it almost exactly a year ago. And. That's it.

Was that the one about you in the walk-in refrigerator at McDonald's or was it something else?

bonsor
08-06-2004, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Lie


Was that the one about you in the walk-in refrigerator at McDonald's or was it something else? Yes. You replied to it a few times.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by noir cat
Dammit, why don't you lazy fucks just GO in the thread?! Damn! :)

Right now I'm putting off going to bed simply because I don't feel like brushing my teeth yet. Don't ask me such questions.

pastor
08-06-2004, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
Imagine if we had sex, pastor.

Now we're talking.

And Julio, I've imagined that every day since Siraj posted that pic of you shirtless. Daddy like fellow Mexican? Daddy can have fellow Mexican, if he wants.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by ******
Yes. You replied to it a few times.

Really? I thought that thread was more of an existential and world-weary thing than it was seriously suicidal. Not that it really matters. I think you've killed yourself like four times already in Netphorian terms.

killed radio star
08-06-2004, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by noir cat
Oh, and for some reason, Affectation kept a picture of her and she looks like this:

do you blame him?

noir cat
08-06-2004, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Right now I'm putting off going to bed simply because I don't feel like brushing my teeth yet. Don't ask me such questions. :love:
I love a woman with good hygienes - go and brush your teeth.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by pastor
Now we're talking.

And Julio, I've imagined that every day since Siraj posted that pic of you shirtless. Daddy like fellow Mexican? Daddy can have fellow Mexican, if he wants.

pastor, Julio, Siraj and ****** in a walk-in freezer.

pastor
08-06-2004, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Lie


Really? I thought that thread was more of an existential and world-weary thing than it was seriously suicidal. Not that it really matters. I think you've killed yourself like four times already in Netphorian terms.

He's like the Phoenix with SAD.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:19 AM
Okay, shit, I so need to go to bed. Hopefully I won't have nightmares now.

sawdust restaurants
08-06-2004, 12:20 AM
******'s first suicide was the best suicide in Netphorian history.

killed radio star
08-06-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Lie


Right now I'm putting off going to bed simply because I don't feel like brushing my teeth yet. Don't ask me such questions.

THE BACTERIA IN YOUR MOUTH ARE HAVING REALLY LOUD, SLOPPY SEX.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by noir cat
:love:
I love a woman with good hygienes - go and brush your teeth.

Who are you? I feel like I've missed something.

I have no clue what's ever going on here. Some moderator I am.

killed radio star
08-06-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by killed radio star


THE BACTERIA IN YOUR MOUTH ARE HAVING REALLY LOUD, SLOPPY SEX.

wait, i suppose the majority are just splitting. whatever.

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:23 AM
We just got that new toothpaste that foams, so I guess it won't be so bad.

sawdust restaurants
08-06-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Some moderator I am.

Hey, at least you didn't get unceremoniously dumped.

noir cat
08-06-2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Who are you? I feel like I've missed something.

I have no clue what's ever going on here. Some moderator I am. I'm undivinemartyr. I thought my custom title would have explained that...

Eh, nm. :(

Lie
08-06-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by noir cat
I'm undivinemartyr. I thought my custom title would have explained that...

Eh, nm. :(

I noticed your custom title but you're giving off an overwhelmingly masculine vibe so I was doubtful.

noir cat
08-06-2004, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Lie
you're giving off an overwhelmingly masculine vibe so I was doubtful. THAT'S ME, ALRIGHT!

pastor
08-06-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Lie
Okay, shit, I so need to go to bed. Hopefully I won't have nightmares now.

Hey - my scabies may look like third-degree burns, but rest assured that they provide great lubrication when they begin to pus over from the friction. Yes, even enough for three partners. ******, that penultimate middle partner, will be able to scoop it up and pass it down to our swarthy fringies. How could that image of coordinated copulation possibly be the stuff of nightmares?