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Nimrod's Son
08-04-2004, 10:54 PM
A spinoff of Thomas' thread.

<b>Mallrats</b>

T.S. Quint - 3Marlon3Brando
Brandi Svenning - crescentfresh
Brodie Bruce - Nimrod's Son
Rene - avian chaos
Willam - Sean Casey
Mr. Svenning - AndySlash
Tricia Jones - stefanie
Gwen Turner - DeadSwan
LaFours - jczeroman
Shannon Hamilton - ******
Steve-Dave - Ugly
Walt the Fanboy - Dead
Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

Dead
08-04-2004, 10:56 PM
I'm not a fanboy, waaaaaaah!!:rant:

tsp gatmog
08-04-2004, 10:56 PM
The Village

The Villagers - Netphoria

mercurial
08-04-2004, 11:02 PM
Bad Santa

Santa - Me

tsp gatmog
08-04-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by mercurial
Bad Santa

Santa - Me

The little elf should be Toby. He fits the part.

Toby
08-04-2004, 11:02 PM
The Rules of Attraction

Sean Bateman- 2thomas2brando
******- Nickaa
Victor- Liquid J
Paul- Ihamatt
Lara--Tragedy-

mercurial
08-04-2004, 11:03 PM
I had another think about it and I actually think sickbadthing would make a much better Bad Santa than me

cause he's old

and perpetually drunk

tsp gatmog
08-04-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by mercurial
I had another think about it and I actually think sickbadthing would make a much better Bad Santa than me

cause he's old

and perpetually drunk

Does he have a fuck stick?

mercurial
08-04-2004, 11:05 PM
and he like to pick up women in plus size changing rooms

tsp gatmog
08-04-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by mercurial
and he like to pick up women in plus size changing rooms

and make it so they wont be able to shit for a month?

3Marlon3Brando
08-04-2004, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

oh man that is awesome.

3Marlon3Brando
08-04-2004, 11:09 PM
<b>The Professional</b>

<i>Léon</i> - Thrillhouse
<i>Agent Norman Stansfield</i> - Gaddrow
<i>Mathilda</i> - Stefanie

mercurial
08-04-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by tsp gatmog


and make it so they wont be able to shit for a month?

;)

Toby
08-04-2004, 11:12 PM
One Hour Photo

Sy Parrish- Dead

spa ced
08-04-2004, 11:12 PM
The Breakfast Club -

Andrew 'Andy' Clark - Affectation
John Bender - Fall Down Blue
Brian Ralph Johnson - Sehki
Claire Standish - shaunna
Allison Reynolds - DeadSwan

Dead
08-04-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Toby
One Hour Photo

Sy Parrish- Dead
That's the meanest thing ever.

Toby
08-04-2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Dead

That's the meanest thing ever. Oh come on, I was kidding.

sppunk
08-04-2004, 11:21 PM
American Pie

Jim - ******
Stiffler's mom - Eve

It doesn't matter about the rest.

tsp gatmog
08-04-2004, 11:27 PM
Collateral

Vincent - ugly
The Black Guy Taxi Driver Who's Name I Forgot Even Though I Saw It Last Night - Me

3Marlon3Brando
08-04-2004, 11:28 PM
<b>Fight Club</b>

<i>Narrator</i> - dishpan
<i>Tyler Durden</i> - isle
<i>Marla Singer</i> - deadswan
<i>Robert 'Bob' Paulson</i> - FDB

Nimrod's Son
08-04-2004, 11:30 PM
<b>Dogma</b>

Bethany - KrazeePumpkin
Cardinal Glick - sickbadthing
Serendipity - dusty
Rufus - spfreak
Loki - Elvis the Fat Years
Bartleby - ******
Azrael - Nimrod's Son
Metatron - DeviousJ
John Doe Jersey - The Ace of Aces
God - Hyperbole
Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

tsp gatmog
08-04-2004, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
<b>Dogma</b>

Bethany - KrazeePumpkin
Cardinal Glick - sickbadthing
Serendipity - dusty
Rufus - spfreak
Loki - Elvis the Fat Years
Bartleby - ******
Azrael - Nimrod's Son
Metatron - DeviousJ
John Doe Jersey - The Ace of Aces
God - Hyperbole
Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

Buddy Christ - Toby

3Marlon3Brando
08-04-2004, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

oh man that is awesome.

Nimrod's Son
08-04-2004, 11:34 PM
This one practically wrote itself.

<b>Chasing Amy</b>

Holden McNeil - ******
Banky Edwards - Nimrod's Son
Alyssa Jones - DeadSwan
Hooper X - spa ced
Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

3Marlon3Brando
08-04-2004, 11:42 PM
<b>The Big Lebowski</b>

Jeff Lebowski (The Dude) - ******
Walter Sobchak - mr rhinoceros
Maude Lebowski - avian chaos
Donny - mxzombie
Jeffrey Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) - sppunk
Brandt - sean casey
Bunny Lebowski - mirror untrue
Jesus Quintana - pastor

Nimrod's Son
08-04-2004, 11:54 PM
I wish someone had gotten the John Doe Jersey reference.

Dead
08-04-2004, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Oh come on, I was kidding.
This made me feel better.

neopryn
08-05-2004, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I wish someone had gotten the John Doe Jersey reference. Ace = God?

:think:

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
Ace = God?

:think:

john doe jersey was the dude in the coma.

lucky_13
08-05-2004, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
<b>The Professional</b>

<i>Léon</i> - Thrillhouse
<i>Agent Norman Stansfield</i> - Gaddrow
<i>Mathilda</i> - Stefanie
gaddrow is not worthy of such a role.

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by lucky_13

gaddrow is not worthy of such a role.

then who do you suggest

neopryn
08-05-2004, 12:23 AM
The Godfather

Vito Corleone - Andrew_Pakula
Michael Corleone - The Gaddrow
Tom Hagen - sppunk
Sonny Corleone - Mr. Rhinoceros
Fredo Corleone - severin
Kaye Adams - BlueStar
Carlo something - Dead
Connie Corleone - shaunna

Dead
08-05-2004, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by neopryn

Carlo something
Does this guy suck? I haven't seen it.

neopryn
08-05-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Dead

Does this guy suck? I haven't seen it. Yeah. He beats his wife Connie, betrays his brother-in-law Sonny, and has his death ordered by Michael. I was running out of mods, don't take it personally.

Dead
08-05-2004, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
Yeah. He beats his wife Connie, betrays his brother-in-law Sonny, and has his death ordered by Michael. I was running out of mods, don't take it personally.
I didn't notice the whole mod thing. I'm down with the wife beating though.

vanilla
08-05-2004, 12:32 AM
Office Space:
Peter Gibbons- Ghetto Squirrel
Joanna- avion chaos
Samir Nayeenanajar- twilightfadez
Michael Bolton- sehki
Bill Lumbergh- dead
Milton Waddams- seancasey
Tom Smykowski- severin
Anne- trykristin

Dead
08-05-2004, 12:34 AM
Yeaah... I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Suday too, that would be greaaaaat.

tsp gatmog
08-05-2004, 12:35 AM
O....O O O

pastor
08-05-2004, 01:18 AM
2001: A Space Odyssey

Cave-dwelling australopithecine: ******
Cave-dwelling australopithecine that gets his shit fucked up by the other apes: Monte
Prehistoric boar: sawdust restaurants (for the exemplification he would conveniently provide that Man has always loved Italian food)
Black Monolith: Mayfuck (for the swarthiness and the awe-inspiring inscrutability)
Dr. Heywood Floyd: The Gaddrow (for the suaveness)
Floyd's daughter, who wants a bush baby for her birthday: sickbadthing in a skirt
Hal 9000: Monte (for the robotic social uncouthness and latent homicidal tendencies)*
Jupiter: jczeroman (for being composed entirely of gaseous elements, as is suggested by the fact that all he does is blow hot air out of his ass on these boards)**
Colin's understudy for the role of Jupiter***: Mr. Rhinoceros (THAT ONE'S SELF-EXPLANATORY! LOL!1)
Dave Bowman: 3Marlon3Brando (for the hard-ons he gives me)****
Starchild: trykristin (for the symbolic significance she holds as a beacon of hope for mankind)



*You may have noticed Monte being cast in more than one role in this film. That is because this movie is to Monte what The Nutty Professor was to Eddie Murphy, except Eddie Murphy got paid very well for The Nutty Professor while Monte will just get thrown into an alley afterward and laughed at by a by-passing fat kid eating an ice cream cone, who will die during a bypass 40 years later. Some might say this would be karma, but I interpret it as affirmation of the fact that people who enjoy life and all things good, hate Monte.

**J/K GERLFREND

***Okay, so this is a theatrical remake of the movie. Like you never put on productions of Kubrick films with your sisters in the living room as a kid. That reminds me: I should ask Mom if she kept that papier-mache phallus.

****You know that technically impressive scene in which the camera follows Bowman as he runs on the inside wall-turned-floor of the ring-shaped spaceship in zero gravity? Well, I imagine 3Marlon3Brando doing the same on the interior wall of one of my excited testicles. What looks like enormous albino tadpoles will be swimming around Thomas, and the audience will be at a loss for the avant-garde imagery wiggling before their eyes. That is, until someone with excellent vision and knee-buckling powers of deductive reasoning notices that the tadpoles are in fact spermatozoa and that the alleles in their DNA code for offspring of unsurpassed intelligence and harelips that would make the fjords of Scandinavia clench themselves into nonexistence like a set of meek little sphincters. Then, this perceptive audience member would think to himself (I say himself because what would a woman be doing watching a movie/play when she should be at home rearing the children and knitting afghans for the coming winter?): "Spermatozoa whose DNA codes for pants-splitting intelligence and consummate harelippery? Why, these can only be the spermatozoa of pastor! And 3Marlon3Brando must be jogging inside pastor's inflamed yet delightfully decorated testicles!" Then he'll feel a sense of propriety over his own ability to unravel the most oblique of cinematic mysteries, something that was not afforded to anyone who saw the original 2001. I guess what I'm trying to say is that Thomas is hot and this is my very low-key, very smooth way of asking for his digits.

*****Haha. Made you look for the antecedent to this footnote. Unless you actually read the footnote before looking up its antecedent. Which is what most people do. I probably should have placed the antecedent and then not put the footnote. But then you would have just thought that I absent-mindedly forgot to write the footnote, instead of tricking you with all my post-modern wankery. It seems I am at an impasse with the both the limits of my cruel imagination and the conventions of footnote-reading and -writing. In sum: I hate all of you.

neopryn
08-05-2004, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by pastor
I am not even worthy to attempt to praise this post.

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:15 AM
pastor, you are a genius.


i'm overjoyed to have been cast as tyler durden. he's possibly my favorite film character, thanks brando

Isle
08-05-2004, 05:36 AM
spiderman

peter/spidey - dead
mj/gwen - stefanie
harry - eyesbomb
green goblin - ******
doc ock - affectation
jonah jamison - fall down blue

smashingjj
08-05-2004, 05:52 AM
<b>Forrest Gump</b>

Forrest Gump - Coen
Jenny - Mirror_Untrue
Lt. Dan Taylor - Subsequent Zero
Bubba - Mason Butler
Mrs. Gump - Meow

severin
08-05-2004, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
The Godfather

Vito Corleone - Andrew_Pakula
Michael Corleone - The Gaddrow
Tom Hagen - sppunk
Sonny Corleone - Mr. Rhinoceros
Fredo Corleone - severin
Kaye Adams - Hyperbole
Carlo something - Dead
Connie Corleone - shaunna you really like to cast me into shitty roles, don't you?

bonsor
08-05-2004, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
<b>The Big Lebowski</b>

Jeff Lebowski (The Dude) - ******oh man. that is so awesome.

seriously.

Coen
08-05-2004, 08:10 AM
What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Gilbert Grape - Me
Arnie Grape - Smashingjj
Juliette Lewis - Mirror_Untrue

i_dont_live
08-05-2004, 08:15 AM
Akira

Tetsuo - Mr. Rhinoceros
Kanaeda - Toby
chick whose name i cant remember - Trykristin
Akira - The Gaddrow

think about incredible psychic powers as post counts.

smashingjj
08-05-2004, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Coen
What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Gilbert Grape - Me
Arnie Grape - Smashingjj
Juliette Lewis - Mirror_Untrue HAHAHAHA

bet she'll like it

Toby
08-05-2004, 08:20 AM
http://www.absoluteanime.com/akira/kaneda-.jpg

mirrar
08-05-2004, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Coen
What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Gilbert Grape - Me
Arnie Grape - Smashingjj
Juliette Lewis - Mirror_Untrue :rofl: thats fucking great.

i_dont_live
08-05-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Toby
http://www.absoluteanime.com/akira/kaneda-.jpg

we all now the best thing about that movie (Film?) was totally:



http://www.spiteyourface.com/twiddle/shinimages/akirabike.jpg

The Gaddrow
08-05-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
<b>The Professional</b>

<i>Léon</i> - Thrillhouse
<i>Agent Norman Stansfield</i> - Gaddrow
<i>Mathilda</i> - Stefanie That's fucking awesome. I watched the end of it the other day for the first time in over a year and almost cried.

The Gaddrow
08-05-2004, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by lucky_13

gaddrow is not worthy of such a role.
:(

The Gaddrow
08-05-2004, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
I am not even worthy to attempt to praise this post. Though, I have never seen this film, now I feel I need to. :)


Same for Akira. Do I get to ride that cool bike?

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 09:41 AM
I'll take a stab.


Empire Records

Joe Reaves - Pakula
Jane - shaunna
Rex Manning - Gaddrow
A.J. - Mayfuck
Gina - BlueStar
Corey Mason - Sean Casey
Lucas - sawdust restaurants
Berko - i_was_aborted
Mark - Isle
Eddie - Judas Chongo
Debra - moi
Warren - Fall Down Blue

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
i want liv tyler's part

That's who Corey Mason is.

Toby
08-05-2004, 09:45 AM
Swingers

Mike Peters- Liquid J
Trent Walker- Toby
Rob- 2thomas2brando
Sue- andyslash

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
ok yeah, i've never seen more than a few minutes of this movie

i just remember seeing this part where liv tyler is in her bra getting ready to bang some dude and I was like "that's so me"

rex manning

"oh rexy! you're so sexy!"

edit: liv tyler's character ends up getting totally embarrased because she realizes that rex manning is a total sleeze.

then gina bangs him in the copy room later.

Toby
08-05-2004, 09:49 AM
some bartender said I looked like some kid from empire records, but I've never seen it so I don't know.

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 09:50 AM
I'm upset at how few people have seen that movie. :noway:

Mr. Rhinoceros
08-05-2004, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
<b>The Big Lebowski</b>

Jeff Lebowski (The Dude) - ******
Walter Sobchak - mr rhinoceros
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">I was going to do this one myself, thanks for noticing. :)

"Have you ever heard of Vietnam, Larry?"</font>

Mr. Rhinoceros
08-05-2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by neopryn

Sonny Corleone - Mr. Rhinoceros


<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Sweet, I die in the most kick ass way ever.</font>

bonsor
08-05-2004, 10:00 AM
No, man. <i>You're</i> Mr. Lebowski. <i>I'm</i> the dude....so that's what you call me.

Toby
08-05-2004, 10:01 AM
American Beauty

Lester Burnham- skippy ;)
Carol Burnaham- Krazee Pumpkin
Jane Burnham- Stefanie
Ricky Fitts- GreenEggsAndSpam
Buddy Kane- Nimrod
Angela Hayes- Trykristin

i_dont_live
08-05-2004, 10:02 AM
The Broken.


Everybody else - The guy.
Mr. Rhinoceros - The Ball-twisting, Arse-Raping machine.

bonsor
08-05-2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by i_dont_live
The Broken.


Everybody else - The guy.
Mr. Rhinoceros - The Ball-twisting, Arse-Raping machine. You mean 'Happiness in Slavery'?

Toby
08-05-2004, 10:06 AM
LOTR

Frodo- Toby
Sam- Orchestra
Gandalf- Nimrod
Merry- Varien
Pippin- GreenEggs
Legolas- Baden
Gimili- Julio
Gollum- ******
Arawen- Trykristin
Aragorn- Sppunk

sawdust restaurants
08-05-2004, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
Lucas - sawdust restaurants

I can't decide whether this is a compliment or a back-handed insult.

Also, whoever didn't cast me in The Godfather tore my heart into 74 pieces. Black, rotting, flesh-eating-disease-ridden pieces.

GreenEggsNSpam
08-05-2004, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Toby
American Beauty

Lester Burnham- skippy ;)
Carol Burnaham- Krazee Pumpkin
Jane Burnham- Stefanie
Ricky Fitts- GreenEggsAndSpam
Buddy Kane- Nimrod
Angela Hayes- Trykristin God damn.
My first casting for a tv/movie spot, and I didn't even see it.


I do however know some of the cast, and Stef as Thora Birch works outta pretty great.

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


I can't decide whether this is a compliment or a back-handed insult.


it's a compliment :)

Toby
08-05-2004, 10:16 AM
The Players Club

Diamond- twilightfadez
Ebony- -tragedy-
Dollar Bill- liquid J
Blue- nimrod
Ronnie- Trykristin
Trixie- blackfaerie
Lil Man- mpp

Toby
08-05-2004, 10:18 AM
Coal Miner's Daughter

Loretta Webb Lynn- -Tragedy-
Doolittle Lynn- Mooney ( ;) )

Mr. Rhinoceros
08-05-2004, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by ******
No, man. <i>You're</i> Mr. Lebowski. <i>I'm</i> the dude....so that's what you call me.
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Calmer than you are.</font>

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Toby
Swingers

Rob- 2thomas2brando


<img src=http://sworntofunloyaltonone.com/swsYES.gif>

Toby
08-05-2004, 10:35 AM
The Station Agent

Finbar- Judas Chongo
Joe- mxzombie
Olivia- -Tragedy-

Toby
08-05-2004, 12:16 PM
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold- thoughtless
Kumar- eulogy

blackfaerie
08-05-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Toby
The Players Club

Diamond- twilightfadez
Ebony- -tragedy-
Dollar Bill- liquid J
Blue- nimrod
Ronnie- Trykristin
Trixie- blackfaerie
Lil Man- mpp

tell about this trixie...

Toby
08-05-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by blackfaerie


tell about this trixie... She's been a stripper for many years.


http://www.comediandepot.com/testsite/images/adele_photos_1.jpg

blackfaerie
08-05-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Toby
She's been a stripper for many years.


http://www.comediandepot.com/testsite/images/adele_photos_1.jpg

insult or compliment?

Toby
08-05-2004, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by blackfaerie


insult or compliment? total compliment. watch the movie, you'll understand.

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold- bad ass jap
Kumar- why am i so ugly

Toby
08-05-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
good call. my mind went blank actually.

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey


casting your own trolls? bad form

it was just a joke - casting based entirely on ethnicity

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
yes but the point stands

you're right, that was poor form. sorry.

Dead
08-05-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Isle
spiderman

peter/spidey - dead
mj/gwen - stefanie
harry - eyesbomb
green goblin - ******
doc ock - affectation
jonah jamison - fall down blue
Cool.

silent1
08-05-2004, 01:49 PM
freddy vs. jason

freddy krueger - orchestra
jason voorhees - silent1
stupid kids - the rest of netphoria

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by silent1

stupid kids - the rest of netphoria

:(

silent1
08-05-2004, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin


:(

oh...um...i guess you could be that one chick who survives. :love:

KrazeeStacee
08-05-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by silent1


oh...um...i guess you could be that one chick who survives. :love:


:love:

mxzombie
08-05-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Toby
The Station Agent
Joe- mxzombiei demand information

Toby
08-05-2004, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by mxzombie
i demand information wachoo mean?

stefanie
08-05-2004, 04:20 PM
<i>Ghost World</i>
Enid: geek usa
Rebecca: yo soy el mejor
Seymour: palidor
Josh: eulogy
Roberta: the
Enid's Dad: mayfuck
Dana: shaunna

neopryn
08-05-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando


john doe jersey was the dude in the coma. yeah but the dude in the coma was God.

Toby
08-05-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Ghost World</i>

Seymour: palidor:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ugly
08-05-2004, 04:24 PM
<B>Star Wars - Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace</B>
Qui-Gon Jinn - ******
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Devious J
Anakin Skywalker - Eulogy
Queen Amidala - Blue Star
Jar-Jar Binks - Isle
Senator Palpatine / Darth Sidious - Nimrod's Son
Darth Maul - Adam M.
Yoda - pastor

<B>Star Wars - Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones</B>
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Devious J
Anakin Skywalker - The Gaddrow
Senator Padme - Blue Star
Jango Fett - strange_one
Boba Fett - i_dont_live
Count Dooku / Darth Tyranus - sickbadthing
Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious - Nimrod's Son
Yoda - pastor

<B>Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith</B>
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Devious J
Anakin Skywalker - The Gaddrow
Senator Padme - Blue Star
General Grevious - noyen
Count Dooku / Darth Tyranus - sickbadthing
Yoda - pastor
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious / The Emperor - Nimrod's Son

I'd do eps 4 - 6 but I'm lazy. I cast myself as the Diongaa, though, in episode 4.

stefanie
08-05-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Toby
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

i was gonna put myself as enid but...yeah

Axis of Action
08-05-2004, 04:29 PM
Why the fuck did I get cast as Milton and Brian. Do I really seem that nerdy?

Note: Brian isn't that bad, I guess, but you know. I thought I was cooler than all this. :(

Eulogy
08-05-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Ugly

Anakin Skywalker - Eulogy


Fuck you.

Thoughtless
08-05-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold- thoughtless
Kumar- eulogy

Hell yeah, yo.

*highfives Chris*

sawdust restaurants
08-05-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Ugly
<B>I'd do eps 4 - 6 but I'm lazy.

I call Ewok

Eulogy
08-05-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Thoughtless


Hell yeah, yo.

*highfives Chris*

I'm too upset about being cast as Anakin Skywalker in episode 1 to get excited.

stefanie
08-05-2004, 04:39 PM
<i>The Last Unicorn</i>

Unicorn/Lady Amalthea: Mirror_Untrue
Schmendrick: Thoughtless
Prince Lir: sppunk
Molly Grue: ammy
Mommy Fortuna: Mayfuck
King Haggard: irrelevant

Toby
08-05-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


I call Ewok I call storm trooper

https://umdrive.memphis.edu/rhinojos/Pics/StWarsNerd2.jpg

Liquid-J
08-05-2004, 04:40 PM
Starsky & Hutch

David Starsky - liquid-j
Ken Hutchinson - toby
Huggy Bear - isle
Captain Doby - severin
Reese Feldman - affectation
Kitty - trykristin
Friday - thad
Holly - twice
Stacy - krazeepumpkin

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:43 PM
star wars (whole saga)

luke - capn'jazz
leia - stefanie
darth vader - ******
obi wan kenobi - pastor
han solo - adam m
lando calrissian - why am i so ugly
chewbacca - greeneggsnspam/ugly
C3PO - ihamatt
R2D2 - spa ced
boba fett - fall down blue
amidala - wondercunt
padme - kristen
anakin - affectation
teen anakin - 3marlon3brando
darth maul - iain
yoda - lie/sppunk
jabba the hutt - mr.rhinoceros
jar jar binks - dead (LOL)
qui gon jin - noyen
emperor - sean casey
sam l jackson's jedi character whose name i forget - liquid j
sebulba -judas chongo
assorted storm troopers - i don't live/if you are/tsp gatmog/sp33bolly1979

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:44 PM
ah fuck! ugly posted his before i finished mine. fucker

ps. FUCKER

GaySuperMario
08-05-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Isle
star wars (whole saga)

sam l jackson's jedi character whose name i forget

Mace Windu.

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Liquid-J
Starsky & Hutch

David Starsky - liquid-j
Ken Hutchinson - toby
Huggy Bear - isle
Captain Doby - severin
Reese Feldman - affectation
Kitty - trykristin
Friday - thad
Holly - twice
Stacy - krazeepumpkin

i can dig it

GreenEggsNSpam
08-05-2004, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Isle
star wars (whole saga)

chewbacca - greeneggsnspam/uglyOk, how do I fit into this?

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Isle

jabba the hutt - mr.rhinoceros

That's funny because I was thinking this as I read down and there it was.

And I think I should be someone cool like Boba Fett instead of that stupid goat monkey.

bonsor
08-05-2004, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Dead

That's funny because I was thinking this as I read down and there it was.

And I think I should be someone cool like Boba Fett instead of that stupid goat monkey. I GET IT. IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH REALLY REALLY FAT. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:49 PM
I was looking at pics from that San Diego Comicon and they gathered all the star wars freaks and they had at least 30 or 40 storm troopers. :eek:

smashingjj
08-05-2004, 04:50 PM
nowhere, it seems. not here, nor in the other thread. everyone hates me.

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by ******
I GET IT. IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH REALLY REALLY FAT. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cause they're both mean.

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by ******
I GET IT. IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH REALLY REALLY FAT. HAHAHAHAHAHA

don't forget obnoxious, but yeah! you'd make a great casting director one day ******

bonsor
08-05-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Dead

Cause they're both mean.

Mr. Rhinoceros is not mean.

He hated me for years, and I still didn't think he was mean.

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:52 PM
Mean Girls

mean girls: rhino, fattening ass, sppunk

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
nowhere, it seems. not here, nor in the other thread. everyone hates me.

no you just need to step out of the dark! it's like we don't even KNOW you, maaan

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by ******

Mr. Rhinoceros is not mean.

He hated me for years, and I still didn't think he was mean.
But you have weird ideas, like that time you said you would be happy for your girlfriend if she dumped you for someone better.

neopryn
08-05-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
nowhere, it seems. not here, nor in the other thread. everyone hates me.

Isle
08-05-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Dead

But you have weird ideas, like that time you said you would be happy for your girlfriend if she dumped you for someone better.

LOL

stefanie
08-05-2004, 04:54 PM
<i>Clueless</i>

Cher: BlueStar
Dionne: A black twilightfadez
Tai: Lizard Queen
Josh: thrillhouse
Murray: Toby
Mel (Cher's Dad): Nimrod
Travis: Varien
Christian: Ihaman
Amber: <font color=red>Shandi</font>
Elton: ******
Mr. Hall: sppunk

The Light
08-05-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by vanilla
Office Space:
Peter Gibbons- Ghetto Squirrel
Joanna- avion chaos
Samir Nayeenanajar- twilightfadez
Michael Bolton- sehki
Bill Lumbergh- dead
Milton Waddams- seancasey
Tom Smykowski- severin
Anne- trykristin Don't forget the Bobs!

sawdust restaurants
08-05-2004, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
Amber: <font color=red>Shandi</font>

This may well go down as your best post ever.

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:56 PM
The most undesirable role in that movie would be either Milton or that O Face guy.

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:56 PM
Someone should cast Survivor All-Stars

smashingjj
08-05-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by sawdust restaurants


This may well go down as your best post ever. just like the last 25 times she did it?

bonsor
08-05-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Dead

But you have weird ideas, like that time you said you would be happy for your girlfriend if she dumped you for someone better. that's not weird. it's fucking logical.

Dead
08-05-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by ******
that's not weird. it's fucking logical.
It's not natural!!

sawdust restaurants
08-05-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
just like the last 25 times she did it?

It was funnier this time given the context.

smashingjj
08-05-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Isle


no you just need to step out of the dark! it's like we don't even KNOW you, maaan what? everyone knows me. everyone LOVES me. what do you want to know? everyone knows i'm an open book.

smashingjj
08-05-2004, 04:59 PM
oh and get off my board, noob.

bonsor
08-05-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Dead

It's not natural!! omg like homosex.

Liquid-J
08-05-2004, 05:01 PM
Gili

Jlo - trykristin
Ben - nimrod

The Light
08-05-2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Dead
The most undesirable role in that movie would be either Milton or that O Face guy. O O OOOOH Huhuhuhuhuh!!! That guy is such a fag.

stefanie
08-05-2004, 05:11 PM
<i>American Pie</i>

Jim: mxzombie
Oz: 3Marlon3Brando
Kevin: Mooney
Finch: *****
Michelle: Helena Handbasket
Vicky: spava
Nadia: eyesbomb
Heather: Hyperbole
Sherman: Tesselation
Jim's Dad: Ugly
Stifler: Ttravis Mmeeks
Stifler's Mom: Eve
Jessica: Shaunna

3Marlon3Brando
08-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>American Pie</i>

Nadia: eyesbomb

lol @ eyesbomb

stefanie
08-05-2004, 05:48 PM
<i>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone</i>

Harry: SEHKI
Ron: Ensoul
Hermione: spring
Albus Dumbledore: DeviousJ
Professor Snape: ******
Professor McGonagall: Samsa
Professor Quirrel: smashingjj
Professor Flitwick: mewl
Hagrid: Mason R. Butler
Aunt Petunia: lucky_13
Uncle Veron: sickbadthing
Dudley: FDB
Malfoy: ^Agony_Imp^
Crabbe: Mr. Rhino
Goyle: Fattening Ass
Fred: Isle
George: Cap'n Jazz
Percy: Monte
Ginny: crescentfresh
Mrs. Weasley: Sean Casey
Neville: GreenEggsNSpam
Oliver Wood: jczeroman
Seamus: Ihaman
Dean: Peabody
Filch: Elvis the Fat Years
Voldemort: Andrew_Pakula

Toby
08-05-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone</i>


Voldemort: Andrew_Pakula That kick's ass! :rofl:

Toby
08-05-2004, 05:58 PM
:rofl::rofl:this is the best thread evar:rofl::rofl:

sppunk
08-05-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>American Pie</i>

Jim: mxzombie
Oz: 3Marlon3Brando
Kevin: Mooney
Finch: *****
Michelle: Helena Handbasket
Vicky: spava
Nadia: eyesbomb
Heather: Hyperbole
Sherman: Tesselation
Jim's Dad: Ugly
Stifler: Ttravis Mmeeks
Stifler's Mom: Eve
Jessica: Shaunna

I already did this one.

stefanie
08-05-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by sppunk


I already did this one.

yeah well i did it better.

Isle
08-05-2004, 06:00 PM
pee wee herman - rockin cherub

Toby
08-05-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by stefanie


yeah well i did it better. oh snap!

sppunk
08-05-2004, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by stefanie


yeah well i did it better.

Not so much, little girl.

Toby
08-05-2004, 06:20 PM
Silence of The Lambs

Hanibal Lecter- Affect
Clarice Starling- Tragedy
Buffalo Bill- Dead

Rockin' Cherub
08-05-2004, 06:27 PM
man, i'm nowhere again. jesus, everyone knows i am the perfect goblin in spiderman, the perfect kiff in futurama and the perfect yoda in star wars - you know, the green one no one really likes.

Toby
08-05-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub
man, i'm nowhere again. jesus, everyone knows i am the perfect goblin in spiderman, the perfect kiff in futurama and the perfect yoda in star wars - you know, the green one no one really likes. futurama was a cartoon show, yo.

Liquid-J
08-05-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub
man, i'm nowhere again. jesus, everyone knows i am the perfect goblin in spiderman, the perfect kiff in futurama and the perfect yoda in star wars - you know, the green one no one really likes.

kiff is my favorite, man!!!

Thoughtless
08-05-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>The Last Unicorn</i>

Schmendrick: Thoughtless


Character information plz!

Rockin' Cherub
08-05-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Toby
futurama was a cartoon show, yo.
i know, it was just an argument supporting my spiderman thesis.

stefanie
08-05-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Thoughtless


Character information plz!

<img src=http://sara.burch.cc/xaraverse/xena_images/schmendrick.jpg>
young, inexperienced, but faithful magician. to be played by jonathan rhys-meyers in the 2006 remake.
<img src=http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/1135/82874-1059056700.jpg>

Thoughtless
08-05-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by stefanie


<img src=http://sara.burch.cc/xaraverse/xena_images/schmendrick.jpg>
young, inexperienced, but faithful magician. to be played by jonathan rhys-meyers in the 2006 remake.
<img src=http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/1135/82874-1059056700.jpg>

Looks just like me, minus a couple of crunches and pushups.

meow
08-05-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
<b>Forrest Gump</b>

Forrest Gump - Coen
Jenny - Mirror_Untrue
Lt. Dan Taylor - Subsequent Zero
Bubba - Mason Butler
Mrs. Gump - Meow

what?!?! hahaha

Ensoul
08-05-2004, 08:58 PM
this thread kicks ass. I'll do something later.

Mooney
08-05-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>American Pie</i>

Kevin: Mooney
Jessica: Shaunna


does that mean we get to have sex?!

stefanie
08-05-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by Mooney


does that mean we get to have sex?!

ask shaunna.

Mooney
08-05-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by stefanie


ask shaunna.

but, but...i don't talk to girls! you know that.

lucky_13
08-05-2004, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone</i>

Harry: SEHKI
Ron: Ensoul
Hermione: spring
Albus Dumbledore: DeviousJ
Professor Snape: ******
Professor McGonagall: Samsa
Professor Quirrel: smashingjj
Professor Flitwick: mewl
Hagrid: Mason R. Butler
Aunt Petunia: lucky_13
Uncle Veron: sickbadthing
Dudley: FDB
Malfoy: ^Agony_Imp^
Crabbe: Mr. Rhino
Goyle: Fattening Ass
Fred: Isle
George: Cap'n Jazz
Percy: Monte
Ginny: crescentfresh
Mrs. Weasley: Sean Casey
Neville: GreenEggsNSpam
Oliver Wood: jczeroman
Seamus: Ihaman
Dean: Peabody
Filch: Elvis the Fat Years
Voldemort: Andrew_Pakula
damn. i wanna do magic! can i be lily potter?

neopryn
08-05-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
<font color=#007AAA face="courier new">Sweet, I die in the most kick ass way ever.</font> Also, you beat the living shit out of Dead (Carlo). I thought you'd enjoy that.

Quagmire
08-05-2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
A spinoff of Thomas' thread.

<b>Mallrats</b>

Shannon Hamilton - ******
:love:

Quagmire
08-05-2004, 10:16 PM
nimrod... you seem to be saying that i could play any affleck part out there?

pastor
08-05-2004, 10:18 PM
Love Story

Jennifer Cavalleri - Mooney
Oliver Barrett IV - pastor

Quagmire
08-05-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Isle
star wars (whole saga)

han solo - adam m

my dream.

Nimrod's Son
08-05-2004, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by ******
nimrod... you seem to be saying that i could play any affleck part out there? No, I just kept with the Kevin Smith convention and cast the same actors in the same parts for each subsequent movie.

However, you were perfect for the Hamilton role.

yo soy el mejor
08-06-2004, 10:03 AM
The Bride- mirror untrue
O-Ren Ishii- noir cat
Vernita Green- ava transformer
Elle Driver- trykristen
Bill- the gaddrow
Budd- elvis the fat years
Sofie Fatale- hyperbole
Gogo Yubari- me (only because geo and gogo said i looked like her)
Hattori Hanzo- mxzombie(you look exotic)
Johnny Mo- eulogy
Earl McGraw- french rap sucks
Buck- dead
Boss Tanaka- sean casey (haha. your head gets chopped off)

Rockin' Cherub
08-06-2004, 10:10 AM
terminator (all 3 of them)

terminator - rockin cherub
rest - you

Helena Handbasket
08-06-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>American Pie</i>

Michelle: Helena Handbasket


Tell me she's not the "one time at band camp" one. :(

stefanie
08-06-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


Tell me she's not the "one time at band camp" one. :(

ok, i won't tell you.

Helena Handbasket
08-06-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by stefanie


ok, i won't tell you.

My day is ruined. I absoultely despise that girl. Not just the character, the actress too. Stefanie, why? :(

stefanie
08-06-2004, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Helena Handbasket


My day is ruined. I absoultely despise that girl. Not just the character, the actress too. Stefanie, why? :(

oh.

you seemed like you could be a hidden sex fiend. :/

Helena Handbasket
08-06-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by stefanie


oh.

you seemed like you could be a hidden sex fiend. :/

Maybe I am. And maybe I did play the flute in highschool. And maybe I (used to) have red hair.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'D GET THE IDEA OF ME FOR THAT ROLE.

christian zombie vampires
08-06-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
<b>The Professional</b>

<i>Léon</i> - Thrillhouse
<i>Agent Norman Stansfield</i> - Gaddrow
<i>Mathilda</i> - Stefanie

that is just badass. i'm gonna have good dreams about this.
and stef, you're gonna make me rent clueless cuz i haven't seen it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Isle
08-06-2004, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by thrillhouse


that is just badass. i'm gonna have good dreams about this.
and stef, you're gonna make me rent clueless cuz i haven't seen it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

clueless is the greatest of all teen comedies. meaning it's the only good one. and alicia silverstone is HAWT in it

GreenEggsNSpam
08-06-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone</i>

Neville: GreenEggsNSpamI can see myself playing this part.

I'm just one of those people that fit into the background, speaks out, in little amounts.
Doesn't really play a big part.

Varien
08-06-2004, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Clueless</i>

Cher: BlueStar
Dionne: A black twilightfadez
Tai: Lizard Queen
Josh: thrillhouse
Murray: Toby
Mel (Cher's Dad): Nimrod
Travis: Varien
Christian: Ihaman
Amber: <font color=red>Shandi</font>
Elton: ******
Mr. Hall: sppunk

Breckin Meyer eh? hmmmm.

Nimrod's Son
08-06-2004, 05:39 PM
<b>Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory</b>

Willy Wonka - noyen
Grandpa Joe - sickbadthing
Charlie Bucket - Thoughtless
Mr. Salt - wangcomputers
Veruca Salt - bornentertainer
Mr. Beauregarde - Toby
Violet Beauregarde - stefanie
Ms. Teevee - Eve
Mike Teevee - Ugly
Mrs. Gloop - Sean Casey
Augustus Gloop - Mr. Rhinocerous
Oompa Loompas - mxzombie, Liquid-J, 3Marlon3Brando

stefanie
08-06-2004, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
<b>Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory</b>

Willy Wonka - noyen
Grandpa Joe - sickbadthing
Charlie Bucket - Thoughtless
Mr. Salt - wangcomputers
Veruca Salt - bornentertainer
Mr. Beauregarde - Toby
Violet Beauregarde - stefanie
Ms. Teevee - Eve
Mike Teevee - Ugly
Mrs. Gloop - Sean Casey
Augustus Gloop - Mr. Rhinocerous
Oompa Loompas - mxzombie, Liquid-J, 3Marlon3Brando

that's a great cast, especially sean casey as mrs. gloop.

Thoughtless
08-06-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
<b>Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory</b>

Willy Wonka - noyen
Grandpa Joe - sickbadthing
Charlie Bucket - Thoughtless
Mr. Salt - wangcomputers
Veruca Salt - bornentertainer
Mr. Beauregarde - Toby
Violet Beauregarde - stefanie
Ms. Teevee - Eve
Mike Teevee - Ugly
Mrs. Gloop - Sean Casey
Augustus Gloop - Mr. Rhinocerous
Oompa Loompas - mxzombie, Liquid-J, 3Marlon3Brando

That is awesome.

Dead
08-06-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

Buck- dead

NO!!!!!

Dead
08-06-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Isle

clueless is the greatest of all teen comedies. meaning it's the only good one. and alicia silverstone is HAWT in it
You're crazy, She's All That is the best one!

mxzombie
08-06-2004, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Oompa Loompas - mxzombie, Liquid-J, 3Marlon3Brando this is because of the avatars, isn't it.

stefanie
08-06-2004, 05:55 PM
<i>Grease</i>

Sandy: Tragedy
Danny: 3Marlon3Brando
Frenchy: jenniferkate
Rizzo: KrazeePumpkin
Jan: SVSAM
Marty: trykristin
Kenickie: ******
Doody: TheJoker
Sonny: Toby
Putzie: Isle
Principal McGee: BlueStar
Blanche: Geek USA
Coach Calhoun: jczeroman
Patty Simcox: twilightfadez
Tom Chisum: ******
Eugene: Monte
Vince Vontain: dead

Isle
08-06-2004, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Dead

You're crazy, She's All That is the best one!

i ain't seen it dawg!

Dead
08-06-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by stefanie

Vince Vontain: dead
I'll take it I guess.

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/163322.jpg

Isle
08-07-2004, 06:04 PM
Batman - The Cheesy Original.

batman/bruce - dead
robin/boy wonder - sehki
joker - fdb
penguin - mr.rhino (CAUSE HE'S MEAN AND FAT LOL)
riddler - affect
catwoman/kitka - kristen
alfred - gaddrow

worst cast ever!

stefanie
08-07-2004, 06:19 PM
<i>The Royal Tenenbaums</i>

Royal Tenenbaum: sickbadthing
Etheline Tenenbaum: spava
Margot Tenenbaum: DeadSwan
Chas Tenenbaum: mxzombie
Richie Tenenbaum: phaedrus
Eli Cash: mewl
Henry Sherman: spfreak
Raleigh St. Clair: Mariner

Isle
08-07-2004, 06:22 PM
zoolander

derek - isle
hansel - mewl
mugatu - ******

Nimrod's Son
08-07-2004, 06:31 PM
<b>Clerks</b>

Dante Hicks - Gaddrow
Randal Graves - Elvis the Fat Years
Caitlin Bree - vanilla
Veronica Loughran - tootsie
Jay - ******
Silent Bob - Orenthal James

stefanie
08-07-2004, 06:35 PM
<i>Billy Madison</i>

Billy Madison: SuckSuckStyle
Brian Madison: DeviousJ
Veronica Vaugn: shaunna
Eric Gordon: smashingjj
Principal Max Anderson: Mason R. Butler
Frank: thrillhouse
Jack: Toby
Carl: Sehki
Juanita: Sean Casey
Bus Driver: Sean Casey
Steve Buscemi: strange_one
Ms. Lippy: Geek USA
Rep. for Entire O'Doyle Family: Mr. Rhino
Snot Lady: trykristin
Old Man Clemmens: sickbadthing
Penguin: Mayfuck

Nimrod's Son
08-07-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
so do i have anything in common with any of these characters besides being fat

it's not really funny I just thought it would be funny to cast you as a german woman who is Mr. RHinocerous' mother.

stefanie
08-07-2004, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
so do i have anything in common with any of these characters besides being fat

it's not really funny
you're just kind of a fill in character.

like mayfuck and eyesbomb.

stefanie
08-07-2004, 07:08 PM
stop being emo, casey.

Nimrod's Son
08-10-2004, 07:08 PM
<b>The Wizard of Oz</b>

Dorothy - Hyperbole
Scarecrow - trykristin
Tin Man - Elvis the Fat Years
Cowardly Lion - Sean Casey
Glenda, the Good Witch - Lizard Queen
The Wicked Witch - Beautiful Loser
Flying Monkey - Mayfuck
Mayor of Munchinland - mxzombie
The Wizard - Andrew_Pakula
Toto - Why Am I So Ugly?

stefanie
08-10-2004, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
<b>The Wizard of Oz</b>

Dorothy - Hyperbole
Scarecrow - trykristin
Tin Man - Elvis the Fat Years
Cowardly Lion - Sean Casey
Glenda, the Good Witch - Lizard Queen
The Wicked Witch - Beautiful Loser
Flying Monkey - Mayfuck
Mayor of Munchinland - mxzombie
The Wizard - Andrew_Pakula

hahaha

stefanie
08-10-2004, 07:24 PM
<i>Titanic</i>

Jack: 3marlon3brando
Rose: spring
Cal: Affectation
Molly Brown: meow
Ruth: ann ominous
Capt. Smith: nimrod
Mr. Ismay: Andrew_Pakula
Mr. Lovejoy: sickbadthing
Mr. Andrews: DeviousJ
Fabrizio: StillBecomingApart
Tommy Ryan: iain (i don't know wtf his screenname is anymore)
Brock Lovett: ugly
Lewis Bodine: Mason

stefanie
08-10-2004, 07:35 PM
<i>Ten Things I Hate About You</i>

Kat: blackfaerie
Patrick: ******
Bianca: trykristin
Joey: ******
Mandella: vanilla
Chastity: yeehajamesiha
Cameron: sucksuckstyle
Michael: sehki

shaniqua
08-11-2004, 05:11 PM
PRETTY IN PINK!!!!

Andie- shaniqua
Duckie- Toby
Blane- 3Marlon3Brando
Iona- jenniferkate
Steff- noyen
Jena- Eve
Duckette- twice
Diceman, the Bouncer- Nimrod's Son

noyen
08-11-2004, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by shaniqua
PRETTY IN PINK!!!!

Andie- shaniqua
Duckie- Toby
Blane- 3Marlon3Brando
Iona- jenniferkate
Steff- noyen
Jena- Eve
Duckette- twice
Diceman, the Bouncer- Nimrod's Son

:cool: james spader :o

stefanie
08-11-2004, 06:55 PM
<I>Can't Hardly Wait</i>

Amanda: dusty
Preston: sawdust restaurants
Charlie: sehki (sorry, you're destined for every skinny nerd role)
Denise: vanilla
Mike: ****** (and you are destined for every asshole jock role)
Kenny: ketchup
Olaf (foreign exchange student): smashingjj
Cousin Ron: dead
Geoff (x-phile #1): ugly
Murphy (x-phile #2): sean casey
Klepto Kid: strange_one
Angel Stripper: eve

there are way too many roles in this movie.

sickbadthing
08-11-2004, 07:00 PM
That's awesome. I'm being cast as nearly every 70+ year old fuck in all of these movies.

meow
08-11-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Titanic</i>

Jack: 3marlon3brando
Rose: spring
Cal: Affectation
Molly Brown: meow
Ruth: ann ominous
Capt. Smith: nimrod
Mr. Ismay: Andrew_Pakula
Mr. Lovejoy: sickbadthing
Mr. Andrews: DeviousJ
Fabrizio: StillBecomingApart
Tommy Ryan: iain (i don't know wtf his screenname is anymore)
Brock Lovett: ugly
Lewis Bodine: Mason

who the fuck was molly brown?

Nimrod's Son
08-11-2004, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by sickbadthing
That's awesome. I'm being cast as nearly every 70+ year old fuck in all of these movies. I think we're competing for these roles.

stefanie
08-11-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by meow


who the fuck was molly brown?
KATHY BATES

(this is based on character, you're don't actually look like kathy bates)

meow
08-11-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by stefanie

KATHY BATES

(this is based on character, you're don't actually look like kathy bates)

i dont even know what she did in the movie

stefanie
08-11-2004, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by meow


i dont even know what she did in the movie
the unsinkable molly brown?

go watch titanic, girl.

shaniqua
08-11-2004, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by noyen


:cool: james spader :o

Secretary:

Lee Holloway- shaniqua
E. Edward Grey- noyen

stefanie
08-11-2004, 08:27 PM
<i>Scream</i>

Sidney: hyperbole
Dewey: toby
Gale Weathers: shaunna
Billy: strange_one
Tatum: trykristin
Stuart: isle
Randy: elvis the fat years
Casey Becker: tragedy

noyen
08-11-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by shaniqua


Secretary:

Lee Holloway- shaniqua
E. Edward Grey- noyen

:D oh shaunna leigh. i want to tie you to a tree. how u been? i've missed u.

Toby
08-11-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Scream</i>

Sidney: hyperbole
Dewey: toby
Gale Weathers: shaunna
Billy: strange_one
Tatum: trykristin
Stuart: isle
Randy: elvis the fat years
Casey Becker: tragedy :rofl:

stefanie
08-11-2004, 08:39 PM
<i>The Addam's Family</i>

Gomez: Mayfuck
Uncle Fester: Sean Casey
Morticia: jenniferkate
Wednesday: mirror_untrue
Pugsley: greeneggsnspam
Grandma: sppunk
Lurch: ugly
Thing: mxzombie
Itt: silent1

mxzombie
08-11-2004, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
Thing: mxzombiei have large, spidery hands.

shaniqua
08-11-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by noyen


:D oh shaunna leigh. i want to tie you to a tree. how u been? i've missed u.

:blush:

Isle
08-12-2004, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>Scream</i>

Sidney: hyperbole
Dewey: toby
Gale Weathers: shaunna
Billy: strange_one
Tatum: trykristin
Stuart: isle
Randy: elvis the fat years
Casey Becker: tragedy

was stuart billy's dumb accomplice killer?

stefanie
08-12-2004, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by Isle


was stuart billy's dumb accomplice killer?

no that's randy

Isle
08-12-2004, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by stefanie


no that's randy

oh. i thought randy was the smart guy who looked like sppunk

but ok

stefanie
08-12-2004, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by Isle


oh. i thought randy was the smart guy who looked like sppunk

but ok
WAIT. i may be mistaken. if i am, switch stuart and randy.

Isle
08-12-2004, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by stefanie

WAIT. i may be mistaken. if i am, switch stuart and randy.

aiight. i don't mind being randy. even though he dies in scream 2.:erm

mewl
08-12-2004, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by Isle
aiight. i don't mind being randy.

oh, isle!!

Isle
08-12-2004, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by mewl


oh, isle!!

LOL

i didn't notice that!

GreenEggsNSpam
08-12-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<i>The Addam's Family</i>

Pugsley: greeneggsnspam
That's fucking awesome.
:rofl:

Quagmire
08-12-2004, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by stefanie
<I>Can't Hardly Wait</i>



i'm proud you've seen this movie. this was a teen comedy that came out like 7 or 8 yrs ago. i saw it going into 9th grade. i loved it